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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #1

    Hey! Sinners!

    Posted via Prayer

    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

    Blogging for CHRIST!
    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
    My Ladies of Landover profile!
  • lady_c
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Mar 2008
    • 113

    #2
    Re: Hey! Sinners!

    Hey! Obscenity!
    TIME TO OBSCENITY YOUR OBSCENITYOBSCENITYOBSCENITY!
    Last edited by Brother Temperance; 03-27-2008, 01:03 AM. Reason: Obscenities deleted

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #3
      Re: Hey! Sinners!

      Originally posted by lady_c View Post
      Hey! Obscenity!
      TIME TO OBSCENITY YOUR OBSCENITY OBSCENITY OBSCENITY!
      Hey! Lady C! Time to make some worthwhile posts if you want to continue being a part of our loving Christian community!
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #4
        Re: Hey! Sinners!

        Originally posted by lady_c View Post
        Hey! Obscenity!
        TIME TO OBSCENITY YOUR OBSCENITYOBSCENITYOBSCENITY!
        I don't know what was deleted, but I do know it was uncalled for.

        Posted via Prayer

        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

        Blogging for CHRIST!
        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #5
          Re: Hey! Sinners!

          Sinners! Look!

          You can follow along with Brother V and study the Bible in a year!

          Don't want to wait a whole year to see how it ends? Read it all right here! Or here! Or even here!

          Why the King James? Because it's the only TRUE Bible!
          Posted via Prayer

          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

          Blogging for CHRIST!
          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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          • LyingDingDong
            Unsaved Trash Known liar, Chronic masterbator
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 263

            #6
            Re: Hey! Sinners!

            Where can I find this Bible?
            I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

            "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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            • lady_c
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Mar 2008
              • 113

              #7
              Re: Hey! Sinners!

              okau, i'll repeat it just for you!
              Hey! *******!
              TIME TO ******************************!

              Brother Temperance, seriously when was the last time you went to see a doctor? Your picture makes you look close to death. Don't take this as an insult, there could be something wrong.
              Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 03-27-2008, 01:24 AM. Reason: Deleted obscenities

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #8
                Re: Hey! Sinners!

                Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View Post
                Where can I find this Bible?
                I'm glad you asked as it shows a willingness to change your persecuting ways and find the path to Jesus! You may have missed the links in my last post, but there are many that will take you to online versions. However, nothing beats taking a trip to your nearest Christian bookstore and buying a real copy.
                Posted via Prayer

                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                Blogging for CHRIST!
                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #9
                  Re: Hey! Sinners!

                  Originally posted by lady_c View Post
                  okau, i'll repeat it just for you!
                  Hey! *******!
                  TIME TO ******************************!

                  Brother Temperance, seriously when was the last time you went to see a doctor? Your picture makes you look close to death. Don't take this as an insult, there could be something wrong.
                  See? This is what happens when you don't read the Bible! Please, friends, don't let this happen to you! Read the only TRUE version of God's Holy Word, the King James Bible!
                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
                  Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                  All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                  Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                  On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                  My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                  • JennyD
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Sweet Placid Sister
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567

                    #10
                    Re: Hey! Sinners!

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                    I'm glad you asked as it shows a willingness to change your persecuting ways and find the path to Jesus! You may have missed the links in my last post, but there are many that will take you to online versions. However, nothing beats taking a trip to your nearest Christian bookstore and buying a real copy.
                    Absolutely, Sister M&Ms!

                    It's OK to use an online version of the text while getting started, but you do NOT want to deprive the Author of His royalties!
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                    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 12414

                      #11
                      Re: Hey! Sinners!

                      Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                      Absolutely, Sister M&Ms!

                      It's OK to use an online version of the text while getting started, but you do NOT want to deprive the Author of His royalties!
                      Yes! GLORY!



                      Come on, you know you want to!
                      Posted via Prayer

                      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                      Blogging for CHRIST!
                      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                      All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                      Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                      On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                      My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                      • Old Iron Crotch
                        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                        • May 2007
                        • 3056

                        #12
                        Re: Hey! Sinners!

                        Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View Post
                        Where can I find this Bible?

                        There's a copy in the fiction section of my bookshelf.
                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                        • Old Iron Crotch
                          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                          • May 2007
                          • 3056

                          #13
                          Re: Hey! Sinners!

                          Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                          Absolutely, Sister M&Ms!

                          It's OK to use an online version of the text while getting started, but you do NOT want to deprive the Author of His royalties!
                          The authors of the Bible are long dead, and any claim to royalties they might have had would be as expired as they are.
                          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                          • Dr. Santiago Solo
                            On Permanent Assignment in Peru
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 860

                            #14
                            Re: Hey! Sinners!

                            Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                            There's a copy in the fiction section of my bookshelf.
                            I am very much surprised you own a bookshelf. What other books do you have there? "How to be a Liebral Feminazi"? "Annoyance for Dummies?" Go back to the kitchen, please, your husband must be hungry.
                            Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                            I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                            • Old Iron Crotch
                              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                              • May 2007
                              • 3056

                              #15
                              Re: Hey! Sinners!

                              Originally posted by SanzSolo View Post
                              I am very much surprised you own a bookshelf. What other books do you have there? "How to be a Liebral Feminazi"? "Annoyance for Dummies?" Go back to the kitchen, pleas, your husband must be hungry.

                              I have bookshelves in eery room of my home, and every one of them full. I love to read, and I read lots of different genres.
                              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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