[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Hey, guys! ^.^

Welcome back to Church, Jonathan. I have been praying about you since you turned your back on us and Christ, and PRAISE THE LORD, He has led you back home! HALLELUJAH! We are going to get you saved! I feel a VICTORY coming on. We are going to kick the Devil right in the butt. You can't have this one, Satan.

I know you've been living a life of sin since you left us, but that's OK. Once you repent and accept Jesus as your savior, He will wash those sins away and make your garments white as snow. Praise the sweet name of Jesus!

Won't you join me in a hymn?

Have you been to Jesus for the cleansing power?
Are you washed in the blood of the Lamb?
Are you fully trusting in His grace this hour?
Are you washed in the blood of the Lamb?

Refrain

Are you washed in the blood,
In the soul cleansing blood of the Lamb?
Are your garments spotless? Are they white as snow?
Are you washed in the blood of the Lamb?

Are you walking daily by the Savior’s side?
Are you washed in the blood of the Lamb?
Do you rest each moment in the Crucified?
Are you washed in the blood of the Lamb?

Refrain

When the Bridegroom cometh will your robes be white?
Are you washed in the blood of the Lamb?
Will your soul be ready for the mansions bright,
And be washed in the blood of the Lamb?

Refrain

Lay aside the garments that are stained with sin,
And be washed in the blood of the Lamb;
There’s a fountain flowing for the soul unclean,
O be washed in the blood of the Lamb!

Refrain

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Justina Thyme]

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When I saw proof, I don't mean people you hate due to your primitive, retarded prejudice, or some 2000 year old book that was written 70 years after Christs time anyway. For such things, I quote a famous internet meme: Pics, or it didn't happen.

You do understand, then, that the author of said meme (and you, by your quoting of it) is refuting the existence of anyone or anything before the invention of photography? Other forms of documentation--art, music, the written word--cannot be counted, since they can very easily be forged.

[JonathanClement]

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You do understand, then, that the author of said meme (and you, by your quoting of it) is refuting the existence of anyone or anything before the invention of photography? Other forms of documentation--art, music, the written word--cannot be counted, since they can very easily be forged.

Yes, they CAN be forged. ESPECIALLY the "written word". Why is it so hard for your God to show himself? Come to think of it, why did he create sex? He seems to despise it, so why not create some other means of re-production? Or why bother with re-production? QUESTION MARKS, PEOPLE! QUESTION MARKS!!!

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NOW, MELT! MELT LIKE DIARRHEA IN THE HOT SUN!

[Justina Thyme]

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Yes, they CAN be forged. ESPECIALLY the "written word". Why is it so hard for your God to show himself? Come to think of it, why did he create sex? He seems to despise it, so why not create some other means of re-production? Or why bother with re-production? QUESTION MARKS, PEOPLE! QUESTION MARKS!!!

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NOW, MELT! MELT LIKE DIARRHEA IN THE HOT SUN!

Why is it so hard for you to simply answer my question? Where did I mention anything about sex? And what does the bodily waste produced by a digestive tract disorder and heated by the sun have to do with anything?

We have the KJV 1611 Holy Bible to support our statements. It is real; it exists in three-dimensional space/time, and it refers to God clearly throughout its text as "He." Can you produce a "holy" book written by your female god?

[JonathanClement]

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Why is it so hard for you to simply answer my question? Where did I mention anything about sex? And what does the bodily waste produced by a digestive tract disorder and heated by the sun have to do with anything?

We have the KJV 1611 Holy Bible to support our statements. It is real; it exists in three-dimensional space/time, and it refers to God clearly throughout its text as "He." Can you produce a "holy" book written by your female god?

Of course we can. Infact, we were just going over the draft for it now.

But as for what I meant about about that meme, I just meant that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

[JonathanClement]

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Oh, and the point of all those questions was that christians HATE questions because it forces them to come up with stupid answers.

Also, why can't God just create a book out of thin air? Why need people to write it for him?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oh, and the point of all those questions was that christians HATE questions because it forces them to come up with stupid answers.

Also, why can't God just create a book out of thin air? Why need people to write it for him?

You aren't allowed to pester God with all these "why" questions. If and when you make it to Heaven, you might get a chance to ask a few things. In the mean time, stop whining and stomping your feet and start worshiping Jesus properly.

[JonathanClement]

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You aren't allowed to pester God with all these "why" questions. If and when you make it to Heaven, you might get a chance to ask a few things. In the mean time, stop whining and stomping your feet and start worshiping Jesus properly.

Why not?!

[Justina Thyme]

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Pastors and/or Moderators, is it possible to give someone infraction points for lame attempts to be funny and/or witty and for asking questions that he apparently believes are incisive and thought-provoking but which fail miserably every single time? This poor child (not necessarily chonologically) just wants attention, and I can't think of a better way to give him some.

[JonathanClement]

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Pastors and/or Moderators, is it possible to give someone infraction points for lame attempts to be funny and/or witty and for asking questions that he apparently believes are incisive and thought-provoking but which fail miserably every single time? This poor child (not necessarily chonologically) just wants attention, and I can't think of a better way to give him some.

You don't like my jokes?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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But as for what I meant about about that meme, I just meant that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

You're right. And now that you've made the extraordinary claim that God doesn't exist, let's see your extraordinary evidence. Put up or shut up.

You don't like my jokes?

You've been making jokes?

[JonathanClement]

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You're right. And now that you've made the extraordinary claim that God doesn't exist, let's see your extraordinary evidence. Put up or shut up.


You've been making jokes?

No, no, it doesn't work like that. Prove he DOES exist. Until you do, the default is that he DOESN'T exist. Prove to me the flying spaghetti monster doesn't exist.

[Brother Temperance]

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But as for what I meant about about that meme, I just meant that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

Well, the Bible's hardly evidence in any ordinary sense, now is it? Therefore, it's extraordinary evidence. Hallelujah!

Oh, and the point of all those questions was that christians HATE questions because it forces them to come up with stupid answers.

Wrong again, forkboy. These "stupid answers" come direct from the Holy Spirit.

Pastors and/or Moderators, is it possible to give someone infraction points for lame attempts to be funny and/or witty and for asking questions that he apparently believes are incisive and thought-provoking but which fail miserably every single time? This poor child (not necessarily chonologically) just wants attention, and I can't think of a better way to give him some.

Jesus' wish is my command.

You've been making jokes?

I believe he himself is what we used to refer to as being one of "God's little jokes." I like the wheelchair ones better myself.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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No, no, it doesn't work like that. Prove he DOES exist. Until you do, the default is that he DOESN'T exist. Prove to me the flying spaghetti monster doesn't exist.

Oh, I get it now. Because you can't prove He doesn't exist (because He does exist), "it doesn't work like that." You atheists will resort to any measures to prop up your web of lies, won't you?

[toadspawn]

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You spit all over God, reject the gift of salvation Jesus DIED ON THE CROSS to offer you, and embrace Richard Dawkins, then say you "understand the whole point of this website"?!?!!? THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS WEBSITE IS TO SAVE SOULS!!! I cried for a good ten minutes before I could pull myself together enough to reply to you! I've seen people misunderstand us (call us "racist", "homophobic", and "misogynistic"), but this takes the cake! People blame us for a lot of things, but to blame us for their own apostasy?
I can't even begin to put in words how much you have upset me. You've decided you'd rather go to Hell than to Heaven. That's horrible, but that's your choice. But don't try to drag us down with you!

have your morons looked at your symbol for the church its just a rip off of the old nazi flag man you people need to get a friggin clue