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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #61
    Re: Hey, guys! ^.^

    Originally posted by hellspawn View Post
    have your mormons looked at your symbol for the church its just a rip off of the old nazi flag man you people need to get a friggin clue
    So you're saying Nazis predate Jesus??!?
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    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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    • toadspawn
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Mar 2008
      • 17

      #62
      Re: Hey, guys! ^.^

      this what i mean you people are wack jobs no nazi dont predate god all you can think of is what hate and garbage that u can spew out that people will buy I think all of you are on the usa governments watch list for potential terrorists i think this site will be shut down in six months or less for domestic terroristism so preach will you can you cultist

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22895

        #63
        Re: Hey, guys! ^.^

        Originally posted by hellspawn View Post
        this what i mean you people are wack jobs no nazi dont predate god all you can think of is what hate and garbage that u can spew out that people will buy I think all of you are on the usa governments watch list for potential terrorists i think this site will be shut down in six months or less for domestic terroristism so preach will you can you cultist
        There's a lot of anger there boy, but Jesus has a lot of love - will you not come to Him?
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #64
          Re: Hey, guys! ^.^

          Originally posted by hellspawn View Post
          this what i mean you people are wack jobs no nazi dont predate god all you can think of is what hate and garbage that u can spew out that people will buy I think all of you are on the usa governments watch list for potential terrorists i think this site will be shut down in six months or less for domestic terroristism so preach will you can you cultist
          I'm confused by more than just your nonsensical mangling of the language. If Nazis don't predate Jesus, then how is the symbol of our church a rip-off of the Nazi flag?
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          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

          Blogging for CHRIST!
          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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          • toadspawn
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Mar 2008
            • 17

            #65
            Re: Hey, guys! ^.^

            I will put in plain English so you country bumpkins will understand. The Nazi's flag was a hate symbol but even those idiots got it wrong they used a peace sign some times any way im not a boy I really find that offensive also the bird in your church flag is what im am referring to they used that same outstretched eagle and guess what so did the Nazi's and you preach garbage and hate and call your self Christians your just a bunch of backwards hillbillies and this garbage u call a religion is nothing more than a David Coresh Cult>

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #66
              Re: Hey, guys! ^.^

              Originally posted by hellspawn View Post
              I will put in plain English so you country bumpkins will understand. The Nazi's flag was a hate symbol but even those idiots got it wrong they used a peace sign some times any way im not a boy I really find that offensive also the bird in your church flag is what im am referring to they used that same outstretched eagle and guess what so did the Nazi's and you preach garbage and hate and call your self Christians your just a bunch of backwards hillbillies and this garbage u call a religion is nothing more than a David Coresh Cult>
              I still don't know what you're rambling on about. Our church flag? The only flag we fly outside of our church is the Stars and Stripes. Don't tell me you have a problem with Old Glory, child.
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              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

              Blogging for CHRIST!
              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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              • toadspawn
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Mar 2008
                • 17

                #67
                Re: Hey, guys! ^.^

                I was not referring to the flag I fought under you dumb blind woman. I was referring to the banner you use as your signature on this site.

                I was a Sergeant in the Army for 10 years. So I have no problems with Old Glory.

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                • Justina Thyme
                  Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 1718

                  #68
                  Re: Hey, guys! ^.^

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  Jesus' wish is my command.
                  Thank you, Brother Temperance, in Jesus' Name. Praise!


                  hellspawn
                  I will put in plain English so you country bumpkins will understand. The Nazi's flag was a hate symbol but even those idiots got it wrong they used a peace sign some times any way im not a boy I really find that offensive also the bird in your church flag is what im am referring to they used that same outstretched eagle and guess what so did the Nazi's and you preach garbage and hate and call your self Christians your just a bunch of backwards hillbillies and this garbage u call a religion is nothing more than a David Coresh Cult>
                  Well, you began in more-or-less plain--i.e., standard--English (even making a semi-valiant* effort to use a modicum* of capitalization and punctuation, albeit* incorrectly), but quickly relapsed back into ur lolcatspeak. It must be difficult to sustain the appearance of intelligence when one so obviously lacks it, mustn't it?

                  * Link provided for your convenience from a "country bumpkin":

                  Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                  1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                  A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                  Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                  LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #69
                    Re: Hey, guys! ^.^

                    Originally posted by hellspawn View Post
                    I was not referring to the flag I fought under you dumb blind woman. I was referring to the banner you use as your signature on this site.

                    I was a Sergeant in the Army for 10 years. So I have no problems with Old Glory.
                    You call me a "dumb blind woman", but you're the one who referred to the banner in my signature as our church's "flag" without actually reading it. It's the symbol of the Citizens Liberty Squad, an initiative from the Department of Faith - a branch of the government, not our church - to get the ordinary people of our nation involved with keeping ourselves safe. It's a stylized bald eagle (our country's symbol) with the red, white, and blue of the flag in its wings. If you want to see Nazi Germany in that, you have some problems. All I see when I look at it is America and my heart swells with pride.
                    Posted via Prayer

                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                    Blogging for CHRIST!
                    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                    My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                    • Sister Isabella
                      Unsaved trash
                       
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 63

                      #70
                      Re: Hey, guys! ^.^

                      How did you get this image:



                      From Sister Mary Maria's signature?

                      Were you hoping this was some sort of Nazi haven?

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414

                        #71
                        Re: Hey, guys! ^.^

                        See? It's not the same at all, and shame on anyone who accuses our government of being anything like the Nazis.
                        Posted via Prayer

                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                        Blogging for CHRIST!
                        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                        • Pastor Al E Pistle
                          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9323

                          #72
                          Re: Hey, guys! ^.^

                          Originally posted by toadspawn View Post
                          I was not referring to the flag I fought under you dumb blind woman. I was referring to the banner you use as your signature on this site.

                          I was a Sergeant in the Army for 10 years. So I have no problems with Old Glory.
                          I didn't know Richard Simmons had an army. Did you design the steamer?

                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • Al_Sharpton
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 53

                            #73
                            Re: Hey, guys! ^.^

                            Lets have a BBQ! Praise Jesus!

                            -Al
                            Landover's Newest African American Minister. Worship an African Jesus!

                            "O lord, why is thy heaven so bright? and the lord returned: If it was dark, you would not be able to see my form for I am a man like you, only with the color of the night"

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                            • Unfalsifiable
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 836

                              #74
                              Re: Hey, guys! ^.^

                              Thing I dislike about people like John Clement or whatever his user name was is that their arguments are terribly flawed, yet they swagger around as if they are clear of answers in their heads.

                              Here is the one that REALLY gets to me, and ALL "atheists" who know the first thing about logic too:

                              IF you are asking "WHY did God do THIS not THAT", you are a terrible fool, because by doing this you are inferring God in to hypothetical existence, then saying he should of done something different, that's dumb. Because, if God DOES exist (like we hypothesise), it follows that he has done exactly what he has done, and that is the right way to go about things!

                              That which suggests GOD would have done something different then to what has been done is a completely useless form of argument that comes straight to a brick wall, it doesn't follow logic. Any half decent "atheist" will tell you that.

                              I '""' atheists because no person who is fully logical can be truly atheist
                              READ THE BIBLE

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                              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                Christ's Rottweiler
                                 
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 22895

                                #75
                                Re: Hey, guys! ^.^

                                Originally posted by Al_Sharpton View Post
                                Lets have a BBQ! Praise Jesus!

                                -Al
                                you going to steal the pies then?
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                                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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