[Talitha]

Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

Offering me Salvation? What are the benefits of this Salvation?

How is it any better than me staying how I am?

By staying as you are now you will just end up in the fiery Pits of Hell sucking on Satan's Tallywacker.
Now, if you accept our offer of SALVATION you can end up with Jesus in Heaven.
Why, if Pastor puts in a good word for me, I may even get there myself.

[TheMike]

Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

Offering me Salvation? What are the benefits of this Salvation?

How is it any better than me staying how I am?

[Talitha]

Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

So now I get an infraction, PbN style, for posting Marilyn Manson?

How about a decent discussion instead of handing out worthless things that make no difference to me.

Ban me next. I dare you.

We want to offer you Salvation.
Why would I want to Ban you?

You can have a sensible discussion about Jesus whenever you wish, but just remember you are a guest in our home.

[TheMike]

Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

So now I get an infraction, PbN style, for posting Marilyn Manson?

How about a decent discussion instead of handing out worthless things that make no difference to me.

Ban me next. I dare you.

[Talitha]

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*Warning.. Language is a bit bad*
Just a warning, since I noticed you censored "piffle"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=j49P-gjJZRU

We're on a bullet and we're headed straight into God

You sir have just received an Infraction for posting satanic filth

Marilyn Manson isn't even a proper woman. I suppose you are with one of those LGBT groups? All a bunch of Homers.

[TheMike]

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*Warning.. Language is a bit bad*
Just a warning, since I noticed you censored "piffle"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=j49P-gjJZRU

We're on a bullet and we're headed straight into God

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

To assure that you get full credit for your donation in Heaven, giving to the Landover Baptist Church or forum thereof is not tax-deductible on earth and will secure you no worldly (ascertainable, material) gain. As Godly Christians, we intend to take over this country and do not constitute a charity. You agree that we make no representations to induce you to donate a love offering!

Money = Passage to Heaven?


You guys suck. You're in it for the money and for the domination of this country. You people are sick.

That is unfair, we are in it so Jesus dominates this country! When Jesus is happy, we are happy.

[mynameisRETARDO]

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To assure that you get full credit for your donation in Heaven, giving to the Landover Baptist Church or forum thereof is not tax-deductible on earth and will secure you no worldly (ascertainable, material) gain. As Godly Christians, we intend to take over this country and do not constitute a charity. You agree that we make no representations to induce you to donate a love offering!

Money = Passage to Heaven?


You guys suck. You're in it for the money and for the domination of this country. You people are sick.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over, expecting different results each time...

In your prayers you might mention this theory of insanity to God

M't:18:21: Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times?
M't:18:22: Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven.

Why do you accuse Christ of insanity?

[TheMike]

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Amen Brother BJ! We don't need no stinkin' carpet with a built-in compass to find our "rock". Jesus is BOTH our compass and our rock PRAISE!!!!

See, that's what's wrong with those sloppy lazy atheists today. "Ooh, I'll become a towelhead (or pretend to), and pray 2 times a day."

SLACKER!!

Where as EVEN WE know these sand dwellers have to pray:

• Fajr (Arab for hangover)
• Dhuhr (also know as "durr" )
• Asr (Arab for "I'm bladdy hungry")
• Maghrib (Arab for "I ate too much again")
• Isha'a (Arab for "I has the shits now")

All this is superstitious post-stolen 'tardness, but at least they do it FIVE TIMES A DAY.

OTOH, I think our OP may have won a free PS2 for being the 100,000.00th person to put a link to that Zeitgeist hogwash, AND THINKS HE WAS SOOOOOOO CLEVER.

Lord, these atheists piss me off.

How can people be so close minded and ignorant?

You mock another religion so hard, yet when Necro and I come along doing the same thing that you've just done.. We get shunned to hell for it

[ilovecodgutz (Quarantined)]

Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

thank you someone with sense on this site. islam and christianity are the same. they both kill and have the same goal, world domination.

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

The benefit to you? This isn't some cheap and tacky commercial deal - this is the eternal soul.

Shame on you!

But according to you he's set for heaven anyway...Once saved, always saved, right?

[TheMike]

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The benefit to you? This isn't some cheap and tacky commercial deal - this is the eternal soul.

Shame on you!

Shame on you all for being sucked in to such an obvious scam.

[Wide-Open]

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Oh now you are getting silly friend; Muslims have to pray five time towards some magical stone to get what they want in afterlife. Were do we Christians pray towards magical rocks?

Amen Brother BJ! We don't need no stinkin' carpet with a built-in compass to find our "rock". Jesus is BOTH our compass and our rock PRAISE!!!!

See, that's what's wrong with those sloppy lazy atheists today. "Ooh, I'll become a towelhead (or pretend to), and pray 2 times a day."

SLACKER!!

Where as EVEN WE know these sand dwellers have to pray:

• Fajr (Arab for hangover)
• Dhuhr (also know as "durr" )
• Asr (Arab for "I'm bladdy hungry")
• Maghrib (Arab for "I ate too much again")
• Isha'a (Arab for "I has the shits now")

All this is superstitious post-stolen 'tardness, but at least they do it FIVE TIMES A DAY.

OTOH, I think our OP may have won a free PS2 for being the 100,000.00th person to put a link to that Zeitgeist hogwash, AND THINKS HE WAS SOOOOOOO CLEVER.

Lord, these atheists piss me off.

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

Officer Martin, I'm surprised. You yourself can testify that you have met with nothing but love, compassion and understanding here at Landover. Although you have been mislead into following a false set of doctrines, we have constantly tried to show you what Landover can humbly offer by way of True Christianity.

Even your constant rejections and unkind asides do not dishearten us.

This poster has come the hear The Word of The Lord - we will do our very best to see that he and you get what is deserved.

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over, expecting different results each time...