[JennyD]

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Hahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha

You think I'm being serious, and representing my best arguments. the fact is, you still haven't answered my question. Tell me why, when I was a good christian boy, I almost died from choking on a jawbreaker, but since becoming Atheist and renouncing my belief in the silly lies of religion, nothing but good has come to me?

Well, you can't write in proper English, so I assume you're not very bright.

First, you weren't really Saved(c). If you were, you'd not be what you are now.

However, Satan often tortures those who believe. Ever read about Job? Satan made a bet with God that he could make Job (God's most loyal human) dump God. So, God let him murder Job's family and take away everything Job owned. Still Job praised God!

Then Satan went double or nothing, and bet that Job would dump God if Satan tortured him. But no! Job still praised God!

And all that so God could win a bet, the outcome of which He already knew (being omniscient). Glory!

So, if you'd been truly Saved(c), you might have been tortured by Satan to confuse you and scare you from Jesus.

Big Bang theory, much? Science?! When I die, I simply seize to exist. I lose consciousness and my brain stops sending signals through any of my neurons. Then there's nothing. Simple as that. I don't go to heaven, I don't go through the Pearly Gates and I don't get judged by Jesus at any point in my entire life.
I'm here because this is all so damn funny. I so wish you could see how much we're laughing.. So just because it was written before Jesus was born means the guy wasn't laughing?! Still doesn't cut it. I'd be laughing my ass off writing the Old Testament just as much as the New.

Did you notice that it's the Big Bang "THEORY"? Yeah, I thought not.

Dear, you said the Bible was written by ONE laughing man.

Unless you honestly believe that this ONE laughing man lived over 2,100 years, you have lost your bet.

Don't stiff Jesus. He wants his $5. Savior needs a new Bible to hand to someone like you.

[VivaLaPbN]

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Dear, we don't pray to Mary. We're Christians, not Mary-worshipping Cathoholics.

Tell me, dear, where do you think the universe came from? Where are you going when you die? And why are you on a Christian Church Forum, if not to find your way to Jesus?

Big Bang theory, much? Science?! When I die, I simply seize to exist. I lose consciousness and my brain stops sending signals through any of my neurons. Then there's nothing. Simple as that. I don't go to heaven, I don't go through the Pearly Gates and I don't get judged by Jesus at any point in my entire life.
I'm here because this is all so damn funny. I so wish you could see how much we're laughing..

Sure, I can. The Old Testament was written at least 2,000 years before Jesus was born. The New Testament, after He was born. Sorry, dear. Cough it up.

So just because it was written before Jesus was born means the guy wasn't laughing?! Still doesn't cut it. I'd be laughing my ass off writing the Old Testament just as much as the New.

[Blessremylebeausheart]

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Hahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha

You think I'm being serious, and representing my best arguments. the fact is, you still haven't answered my question. Tell me why, when I was a good christian boy, I almost died from choking on a jawbreaker, but since becoming Atheist and renouncing my belief in the silly lies of religion, nothing but good has come to me?

[JennyD]

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Prove to me that it WASN'T one laughing guy that wrote it and I will. You can't anymore than I can. Nice try, money loving "religious" Jenny.

Sure, I can.

The Old Testament was written at least 2,000 years before Jesus was born. The New Testament, after He was born.

Sorry, dear. Cough it up.

[VivaLaPbN]

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Oh, and since you have made a wager and cannot provide evidence that one hysterically-laughing human wrote the Bible, please hit the PayPal button at the bottom of the page to send LBC your $5.

Prove to me that it WASN'T one laughing guy that wrote it and I will. You can't anymore than I can. Nice try, money loving "religious" Jenny.

[JennyD]

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Wow, aren't you just the epitome of being mature I believe that if I want to get ahead in life, I need to do it myself. No magical being in the sky will help me if I "pray" to him every day. No drunk off his magically made wine bearded pedo will rise again to shove anything in my bowels and save the rest. I control my own destiny, my own fate and my own decision. I won't let anyone or anything control any bit of my thoughts, actions or ideas.
Hand in hand with this, if something goes wrong in my life, it's not God punishing me or Jeebus punishing me.. It's my own mistake and there's no one else to blame. Not God, the "virgin" Mary or Jeebus. Just myself.

Dear, we don't pray to Mary. We're Christians, not Mary-worshipping Cathoholics.

Tell me, dear, where do you think the universe came from? Where are you going when you die? And why are you on a Christian Church Forum, if not to find your way to Jesus?

but you have no proof of god. If you are serious I hope your throat is removed from that waste of a body you have, and it is hopefully fed to a sperm whale.

The love, compassion, and intelligence of the genuine atheist is here displayed for the edification of all who say that atheists can be moral and loving trolls people.

[Blessremylebeausheart]

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but you have no proof of god. If you are serious I hope your throat is removed from that waste of a body you have, and it is hopefully fed to a sperm whale.

[VivaLaPbN]

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No, I said you have a thin grasp of LOGIC. Logic and knowledge are not the same thing.

What is it you believe, Miss Velveeta?

Wow, aren't you just the epitome of being mature I believe that if I want to get ahead in life, I need to do it myself. No magical being in the sky will help me if I "pray" to him every day. No drunk off his magically made wine bearded pedo will rise again to shove anything in my bowels and save the rest. I control my own destiny, my own fate and my own decision. I won't let anyone or anything control any bit of my thoughts, actions or ideas.
Hand in hand with this, if something goes wrong in my life, it's not God punishing me or Jeebus punishing me.. It's my own mistake and there's no one else to blame. Not God, the "virgin" Mary or Jeebus. Just myself.

[JennyD]

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So you say I have a thin grasp of knowledge, when you're the one praying to a ghost in the sky? And believe that a crazy bearded man who did magic tricks to fool the common man into believing he was the son of said sky ghost man? Then that he magically rose?! $5 says that whoever wrote the Bible laughed his ass off the entire time and only did it because he knew of potential for profit it yielded.

No, I said you have a thin grasp of LOGIC. Logic and knowledge are not the same thing.

What is it you believe, Miss Velveeta?

Oh, and since you have made a wager and cannot provide evidence that one hysterically-laughing human wrote the Bible, please hit the PayPal button at the bottom of the page to send LBC your $5.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Cool story, Hansel.

Friend,

Don't say I warn you when you feel that ice cold blade of God's justice cut threw your bowls. I really pray it doesn't come to that. Jesus loves you, so don't make Him have you killed and damned friend.

[VivaLaPbN]

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Freind, That was a vicious personal attack and I am personally outraged by it. You are the one spreading hatred here and I strongly suggest you repent of it before our loving Savior Jesus Christ sends a warrior angel to disembowel and leaves you to die a slow painful death. If you die unrepentant you will be casting into Hell to be tortured for all eternity. As a Christian I love you Viva and I do not want to see you tortured for eternity in the Lake of Fire because you were such a worthless piece of human trash that you had no room for love in your black heart.

Cool story, Hansel.

Simple.

The Bible is God's Word. It says so.

If it were not God's Word, then God would not allow us all to be misled by it; He could easily correct it to say whatever He wanted it to say.

You atheists really have a thin grasp of logic, don't you?

So you say I have a thin grasp of knowledge, when you're the one praying to a ghost in the sky? And believe that a crazy bearded man who did magic tricks to fool the common man into believing he was the son of said sky ghost man? Then that he magically rose?! $5 says that whoever wrote the Bible laughed his ass off the entire time and only did it because he knew of potential for profit it yielded.

[Bobby-Joe]

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How do you know the bible is right?

It is man made, goddamn you people are dense.

Freind,

I changed your' name to help reduce the hostility here. I hope it helps.

YIC,
BJ Tabor

[JennyD]

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How do you know the bible is right?

It is man made, goddamn you people are dense.

Simple.

The Bible is God's Word. It says so.

If it were not God's Word, then God would not allow us all to be misled by it; He could easily correct it to say whatever He wanted it to say.

You atheists really have a thin grasp of logic, don't you?

[Bobby-Joe]

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False religions?! Just because they aren't followers of your bullshit, money driven religion means it's any more false than yours? If I were to follow a religion, I'd choose Muslim over your crock of shit.

Freind,

That was a vicious personal attack and I am personally outraged by it. You are the one spreading hatred here and I strongly suggest you repent of it before our loving Savior Jesus Christ sends a warrior angel to disembowel and leaves you to die a slow painful death. If you die unrepentant you will be casting into Hell to be tortured for all eternity. As a Christian I love you Viva and I do not want to see you tortured for eternity in the Lake of Fire because you were such a worthless piece of human trash that you had no room for love in your black heart.

[Blessremylebeausheart]

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How do you know the bible is right?

It is man made, goddamn you people are dense.