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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #31
    Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

    Originally posted by TheMike View Post

    I think you're a homosexual pedophile who appreciates women.
    What a terrible thing to say friend. Pastor Zeke is no pervert. He is engaged to me. Do I look like a little boy to you?

    Did your leader Satan send you here to mock and persecute us?

    I insist you show the good Pastor more respect This is after all, GOD'S Favorite Website and we are HIS Favorite people.

    Get right with the LORD and maybe you can be one too someday.
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    • Remy Lebeau
      LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
      President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
      Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2058

      #32
      Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

      Necronomic,

      Your post was nothing more than virulent hate speech. Your intolerance, hatred, and contempt for your fellow human beings is inexcusable. We are True Christians who love our Lord and Savior with all our hearts and souls. We are here to lead unfortunate people living a life of sin into the loving arms of Jesus Christ who temporarily died for us all.

      I sincerely hope you will let go of the vile blackness that suffocates your heart and learn to love you fellow man.
      Master of Godly Debating

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      • Remy Lebeau
        LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
        President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
        Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2058

        #33
        Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

        Originally posted by TheMike View Post
        I'm not a slave to a God that doesn't exist.
        But you are the creation of a God that does.
        Master of Godly Debating

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        Lastest Debates:
        Catholic - Not Christian: Former Altar Boy/Molestation Victim with "Stockholm Syndrome" admits catholicism is false
        James Peter: Idiotic Catholic Retard Thwarted
        Vayhr of the Warhost: Unrepentant wigger struck down.
        Teflon: See the post that nailed him.
        86 Victories
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        Past Victories (Archive):
        Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
        Uppity feeble minded witch needs to be taught how to debate
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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #34
          Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

          Originally posted by TheMike View Post
          I could make the case that they did die on a cross in a metaphorical sense.
          They were both drug addicts and child molesters, and both committed the one unforgiveable sin, so they are rotting in hell as we speak. If you'd like to follow them, go right ahead.

          Matthew 12:31-32
          Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.


          Just remember that when you kneel before Jesus on Judgement Day, He'll know that you rejected Him and deal with you accordingly.

          Denying the existence of God is not unbelief but an exercise in self-deception. You may know things, but you cannot account for anything you know. Arguing against God's existence would be on par with arguing against the existence of air, breathing it all the while. You use the universal, immaterial, unchanging laws of logic, mathematics, science, and absolute morality in order to come to rational decisions, but you cannot account for them. These laws are not the only way God has revealed himself to you, but they are sufficient to show the irrationality of your thinking, and expose your guilt for denying Him.

          There is a reason that you deny the existence of God and it has nothing to do with proof. I can show this to you. Do you think that you can continue to deny God because surely somewhere, sometime, a philosopher or scientist will come up with an explanation for universal, immaterial, unchanging laws apart from God?' Did you ever try to come up with an alternate explanation on your own?

          Hoping that an alternate explanation for universal, immaterial, unchanging laws can someday be found apart from God, is a blind leap of faith, or wishful thinking. Isn't it interesting that this is exactly what professed unbelievers accuse Christians of?

          Please examine the real reason why you are running from God. It is my prayer that God will open your eyes and change your heart so that you may be saved from your sin, embraced by His ferocious love, and that you will tithe robustly immediately using the Paypal button at the bottom of this page.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • TheMike
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Apr 2008
            • 23

            #35
            Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
            What a terrible thing to say friend. Pastor Zeke is no pervert. He is engaged to me. Do I look like a little boy to you?

            Did your leader Satan send you here to mock and persecute us?

            I insist you show the good Pastor more respect This is after all, GOD'S Favorite Website and we are HIS Favorite people.

            Get right with the LORD and maybe you can be one too someday.
            If you read my post over again and comprehend it, you'll see that I was merely being just as judgmental as Zeke. He claimed I was worthless scum and a pervert. How's he know this?
            Then again, I shouldn't have expected you to understand. Maybe when your brain evolves and gets to be the size of my man brain you will. How's the wireless in the kitchen, by the way?

            Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
            Necronomic,

            Your post was nothing more than virulent hate speech. Your intolerance, hatred, and contempt for your fellow human beings is inexcusable. We are True Christians who love our Lord and Savior with all our hearts and souls. We are here to lead unfortunate people living a life of sin into the loving arms of Jesus Christ who temporarily died for us all.

            I sincerely hope you will let go of the vile blackness that suffocates your heart and learn to love you fellow man.
            Aaaaaand this leads me to:

            I didn't come here to hate, bitch or argue with anyone. I came here to simple discuss religious views with a new set of people. Have I been rude so far? Sure. Have you too? Yeah.

            I'll stop when someone answers my questions in a logical sense. Not saying that "God loves us all the most because we're special" or "We're just here because we want to show how friggin' awesome God is." How about you type a relevant response to what Necro and I have to say instead of just immediately calling us perverted sinners and the such.

            Oh, wait. It's because you're trying to argue that a man lives above the clouds and can hear you.

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            • snotter
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Apr 2008
              • 11

              #36
              Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

              Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
              Necronomic,

              Your post was nothing more than virulent hate speech. Your intolerance, hatred, and contempt for your fellow human beings is inexcusable. We are True Christians who love our Lord and Savior with all our hearts and souls. We are here to lead unfortunate people living a life of sin into the loving arms of Jesus Christ who temporarily died for us all.

              I sincerely hope you will let go of the vile blackness that suffocates your heart and learn to love you fellow man.

              Sorry to say, but you are nothing more than superstitious, close minded ignorant ****s.

              Think about it, what has jesus or god really done for you?
              I have been very open in my life about being completely against any religion that forces itself into someones life, and casts out anyone that is against it.

              Really, I have led a great life. Who do I think for that? My parents, and myself. Myself, aswell as my parents have worked 80 hour weeks to provide a life worth living. Where is your god?


              Stop being so paranoid about the after life and live your life.



              Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 04-02-2008, 11:59 PM. Reason: profanity edited

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              • TheMike
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Apr 2008
                • 23

                #37
                Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                But you are the creation of a God that does.
                I'm a creation of Evolution.

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                • Offcr. Albert Martin
                  Unsaved Meter Maid
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 250

                  #38
                  Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                  I notice she isn't "Sister" Talitha anymore. What happened?
                  Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #39
                    Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                    TheMike
                    He claimed I was worthless scum and a pervert. How's he know this?
                    But you ARE worthless scum. You are Unsaved Trash.

                    You need to find son.

                    Lve, Sister Thumper
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                    • TheMike
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 23

                      #40
                      Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                      But you ARE worthless scum. You are Unsaved Trash.

                      You need to find son.

                      Lve, Sister Thumper
                      I DID find Jesus. Then I realized what a crock of **** it all was and that living life by my own judgment yielded far greater benefits than if I prayed to a ghost in the sky.

                      You tell me I need to find Jesus and I'll be saved.. Yet you're all so narrow minded and hypocritical that I have no desire to even consider finding the interpretation of Jesus you all love so much. I'd assume that that would bother you.. Yet I'm fairly certain it doesn't.
                      Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 04-03-2008, 12:09 AM. Reason: profanity edited

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #41
                        Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                        You queerboys who have come here to turn us all into commies had better read THIS thread before posting anymore hatred.

                        This is not a debate forum. We do not suffer fools gladly. Unless you can be respectful, then you will all be asked to leave.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • snotter
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 11

                          #42
                          Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          You queerboys who have come here to turn us all into commies had better read THIS thread before posting anymore hatred.

                          This is not a debate forum. We do not suffer fools gladly. Unless you can be respectful, then you will all be asked to leave.

                          Us queerboys eh?


                          Last time I checked, due to my premarital sex, Im going to be a dad. Which means I like women, I know, to religious people thats a bit weird that I dont like little boys, sorry honey.

                          And ask us to leave? Then however will we be saved?




                          600 seconds now? Sheesh.

                          This is exactly why Im not religious. You people are so close minded that anyone that opposes you, you shut them out.

                          Oh the ignorance, it hurts.

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                          • TheMike
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 23

                            #43
                            Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            You queerboys who have come here to turn us all into commies had better read THIS thread before posting anymore hatred.

                            This is not a debate forum. We do not suffer fools gladly. Unless you can be respectful, then you will all be asked to leave.
                            Oh, yeah. Be communist! That's not why we're here at all.

                            I've tried to be respectful but NO ONE answers my questions. You just hand out infractions like it bothers me and walk around what we're saying yet never actually discuss anything.

                            I understand that you think I'm unsaved and not a good person or whatever. That's fine. But how about you discuss the topic with me instead of just throwing out the same stuff over and over in different forms?

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                            • Fallen Angel
                              Resident gothtard witch
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 197

                              #44
                              Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                              Originally posted by snotter View Post
                              Sorry to say, but you are nothing more than superstitious, close minded ignorant ****s.
                              i dun agree with cristians but they could b right. im a wicca n worship the godess but i could b wrong. ur as closeminded as they r u kno n ignorant 2.
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                              • Remy Lebeau
                                LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                                President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                                Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 2058

                                #45
                                Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

                                Originally posted by snoller View Post
                                Think about it, what has jesus or god really done for you?

                                Besides my mansion, 5 cars, private plane, private yacht, 3.8 billion dollar net worth, my beautiful blonde haired blue eyed gymnast wife, and guaranteed Salvation? Well, besides that I can't say off the top of my head... I guess you got me there.

                                I have been very open in my life about being completely against any religion that forces itself into someones life, and casts out anyone that is against it.

                                If True Christianity forced itself into you then you would be a True Christian. The choice has always been with the godless filth: Eternal Salvation or Eternal Torment. Jesus loves you so much He gave you options.

                                Really, I have led a great life. Who do I think for that? My parents, and myself. Myself, as well as my parents have worked 80 hour weeks to provide a life worth living. Where is your god?

                                You have not led a great life. If you did you would not be on the fast track to Hell. We love you and it is out of True Christian love and caring that we are trying to turn your life around. I personally would rather see our Loving Lord and Savior send you to Heaven then see you burning alive, while choking on sulfur fumes, and being sodomized by demons for all eternity.

                                Stop being so paranoid about the after life and live your life.

                                I'm not paranoid about the Hereafter. My Eternal Salvation has a money back guarantee. Does yours?

                                Friend, why are you intentionally making attempts to insult the Lord by not using correct capitalization? We show you nothing but love and you return the favor with nothing but guile.
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                                Catholic - Not Christian: Former Altar Boy/Molestation Victim with "Stockholm Syndrome" admits catholicism is false
                                James Peter: Idiotic Catholic Retard Thwarted
                                Vayhr of the Warhost: Unrepentant wigger struck down.
                                Teflon: See the post that nailed him.
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                                0 Defeats

                                Past Victories (Archive):
                                Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
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