Friends, I don't usually like to talk about my personal finances, but I have to be honest with you about the fact that I have very little money. Despite this, I had pretty much gotten it worked out to where I was going to just about be able to afford the $400 monthly payment on a 2012 Dodge Charger Super Bee:

Yes, yes, this would have meant cutting back on certain non-essential items such as household gas and electricity, but I felt it was well worth it to have safe, reliable transportation, and I was going to head on down to the Dodge dealership and sign the loan paperwork today.
Therefore, you can probably imagine the state of shock I entered when I learned of today's Supreme Court decision.
Now I have to call up Pedro, the very nice salesman at the Dodge dealership, and break the news to him that I no longer have $400 a month to spend on this...

...because the Supreme Court says it's perfectly fine for Barack Obama to force me to instead spend that money on this:

I am so blind with rage right now, I'm seriously considering going and picketing in front of the Federal Building in San Francisco. I might even set fire to a few trash cans.
That may sound awfully extreme to some of you good folk, but I'll tell you, right at this moment, Psalm 37:8 is the only thing preventing me from heaving bricks through that building's windows.

Yes, yes, this would have meant cutting back on certain non-essential items such as household gas and electricity, but I felt it was well worth it to have safe, reliable transportation, and I was going to head on down to the Dodge dealership and sign the loan paperwork today.
Therefore, you can probably imagine the state of shock I entered when I learned of today's Supreme Court decision.
Now I have to call up Pedro, the very nice salesman at the Dodge dealership, and break the news to him that I no longer have $400 a month to spend on this...

...because the Supreme Court says it's perfectly fine for Barack Obama to force me to instead spend that money on this:

I am so blind with rage right now, I'm seriously considering going and picketing in front of the Federal Building in San Francisco. I might even set fire to a few trash cans.
That may sound awfully extreme to some of you good folk, but I'll tell you, right at this moment, Psalm 37:8 is the only thing preventing me from heaving bricks through that building's windows.
Cease from anger, and forsake wrath: fret not thyself in any wise to do evil.

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