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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #1

    I am seething with RAGE right now!

    Friends, I don't usually like to talk about my personal finances, but I have to be honest with you about the fact that I have very little money. Despite this, I had pretty much gotten it worked out to where I was going to just about be able to afford the $400 monthly payment on a 2012 Dodge Charger Super Bee:



    Yes, yes, this would have meant cutting back on certain non-essential items such as household gas and electricity, but I felt it was well worth it to have safe, reliable transportation, and I was going to head on down to the Dodge dealership and sign the loan paperwork today.

    Therefore, you can probably imagine the state of shock I entered when I learned of today's Supreme Court decision.

    Now I have to call up Pedro, the very nice salesman at the Dodge dealership, and break the news to him that I no longer have $400 a month to spend on this...



    ...because the Supreme Court says it's perfectly fine for Barack Obama to force me to instead spend that money on this:



    I am so blind with rage right now, I'm seriously considering going and picketing in front of the Federal Building in San Francisco. I might even set fire to a few trash cans.

    That may sound awfully extreme to some of you good folk, but I'll tell you, right at this moment, Psalm 37:8 is the only thing preventing me from heaving bricks through that building's windows.



    Cease from anger, and forsake wrath: fret not thyself in any wise to do evil.
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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: I am seething with RAGE right now!

    We all feel your pain Brother. It's like the left threw each and every REAL American across their kitchen table, pulled their pants down and anally raped them for hours on end. Just a sicking, painful never ending experience.

    Right now Americans like you or me are little more than this gimps being lead down the street in chains during a Pride Parade. There is no end for our public humiliation. No, the giant, poisonous tallywacker of Socialism has been trust into our mouths and we must suck it, like it not thanks to Activist Judges.

    Cars are the lest of our worries.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #3
      Re: I am seething with RAGE right now!

      You'd think they'd at least give healthy people of faith the ability to opt out of buying insurance.

      Say, I wonder how much of my insurance buying dollar is going to pay for birth control for whores?
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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #4
        Re: I am seething with RAGE right now!

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        You'd think they'd at least give healthy people of faith the ability to opt out of buying insurance.
        I think they do. But only if you're Amish.

        Brother, I think Landover should sponsor a lawsuit to challenge the requirement to buy insurance on religious liberty grounds!

        Say, I wonder how much of my insurance buying dollar is going to pay for birth control for whores?
        Much as I hate to say it, I'd rather pay a dollar for whore birth control now, than millions to support their horde of Hellbound bastards on welfare later.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #5
          Re: I am seething with RAGE right now!

          Well I guess that's one more point upon which you and the Catholic church disagree!
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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: I am seething with RAGE right now!

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            Well I guess that's one more point upon which you and the Catholic church disagree!
            Of course. They don't care if a child is a bastard, they only care that he be born and remain uneducated, so they can indoctrinate him into their anti-Christian Mary cult through the sacrament of sodomy and collect 10% of his laborer's wage for the "Queen of Heaven".
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: I am seething with RAGE right now!

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              Much as I hate to say it, I'd rather pay a dollar for whore birth control now, than millions to support their horde of Hellbound bastards on welfare later.
              Rodimer, you of all people should know life begins at conception and ends at birth.

              The way to solve the hordes of mouchers stuck on welfare or they will starve to death is show some Tough Love, make the sacrifice and end welfare. Not resort to the cold blooded murder of the pre-conceived.

              But it's to late now - Obammy and his lawn jocky Kennedy have socialized our medicine.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #8
                Re: I am seething with RAGE right now!

                Wait a minute; the Catholics only tithe ten percent? What do they do with all that extra money, blow it on tequila and burritos?
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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: I am seething with RAGE right now!

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  Wait a minute; the Catholics only tithe ten percent? What do they do with all that extra money, blow it on tequila and burritos?
                  Fried fish and boilermakers.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • Adam Fag
                    Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 641

                    #10
                    Re: I am seething with RAGE right now!

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    Rodimer, you of all people should know life begins at conception and ends at birth.

                    The way to solve the hordes of mouchers stuck on welfare or they will starve to death is show some Tough Love, make the sacrifice and end welfare. Not resort to the cold blooded murder of the per-conceived.

                    But it's to late now - Obammy and his lawn jocky Kennedy have socialized our medicine.
                    I'm right there with you on that Bobb! Just think what could be done with all that dosh, from all the world, in space! The jobs! The new things we'd all learn! The worlds we'd find!

                    Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                    • Deaner
                      Christ's Love Messenger
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5932

                      #11
                      Re: I am seething with RAGE right now!

                      There's no doubt the mo-mo's are behind it. I bet you get a tax break if you buy a light green Toyota Echo.

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                      • Adam Fag
                        Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 641

                        #12
                        Re: I am seething with RAGE right now!

                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        I'm not clear here — do you mean you have to buy it?
                        Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #13
                          Re: I am seething with RAGE right now!

                          Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
                          I'm right there with you on that Bobb! Just think what could be done with all that dosh, from all the world, in space! The jobs! The new things we'd all learn! The worlds we'd find!

                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ1z-EZcz6c
                          That's right, we could have the moon base Newt was talking about with one man per every ten women. Instead we are paying for sex change operations for gay man-dog hybrid fetuses that will be aborted anyway.

                          Jesus weeps.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10050

                            #14
                            Re: I am seething with RAGE right now!

                            Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
                            I'm not clear here — do you mean you have to buy it?
                            Where've you been, friend? The new law says you must carry health insurance, even if you know for a fact you don't need it because Jesus will protect you from illness and injury.
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                            • Adam Fag
                              Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 641

                              #15
                              Re: I am seething with RAGE right now!

                              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                              Where've you been, friend? The new law says you must carry health insurance, even if you know for a fact you don't need it because Jesus will protect you from illness and injury.
                              Thanks I don't live in The States and there's no news here to speak of from your side of the pond. More so now that News Of The World's closed and The Times will be hived off too, soon.

                              I'd call that NOT FAIR. What do they do if you don't buy it?

                              That Dodge looked cool. Is it a V8?
                              Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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