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Kidz Ask Johnny:
Dear Stephanie, it’s things like this that make me take the time out of my day here at Johnny’s Autoplex. Your dad is correct, no matter how much your liberal teacher wants to you to think otherwise. God even told us this many times in his book (King James Bible Version 1611):
God wants you to get married to a man (And ONLY a man) once you become a grown-up, and he lays out your duties from day one:
That’s right Stephanie, god wants you to shut up as you learn from your fellow boys and men, for once you get married, you have to focus on pleasing your husband:
God also wants you to shut your trap in church, and to direct all your questions to your superior husband:
God needs you to focus on obeying him, your husband, and cleaning around your future house:
God needs you to stop playing with clothes from the boys at your school, otherwise you end up in Hell:
Your mom and dad may or may not have had “The talk” with you, but once you do and you learn about your special parts, god will consider you unclean filth to be avoided like the Bubonic plague each month:
A lovely Christian website was set up to help your future husband learn how to deal with you: http://www.christiandomesticdiscipli...iscipline.html
Your husband will have to spank you each day with a paddle to keep you calm and obedient—it may not be fun, but it’s what Jesus wanted and told us in his book.
There is much more to tell you, but I have to go for now—I can't let down God's favorite Dealership.
If you feel that there is more to know, please message your local friendly Pastor Ezekiel, he will tell you more about how Jesus considers you less worthy and needs you to not question God’s will.
And remember: JESUS LOVES YOU!
Until Next Time, Johnathan.
Deer mr johnny,
my teacher miss amy says that girls are equal to boys and that theres nothing wrong with playing with each others toys and clothes, but my daddy says that I am not as important as a boy because god said so. is he rite?
love, stephanie from Kansas
Dear Stephanie, it’s things like this that make me take the time out of my day here at Johnny’s Autoplex. Your dad is correct, no matter how much your liberal teacher wants to you to think otherwise. God even told us this many times in his book (King James Bible Version 1611):
Genesis 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Ephesians 5:24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
Colossians 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord
Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Ephesians 5:24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
Colossians 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord
God also wants you to shut your trap in church, and to direct all your questions to your superior husband:
1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
Titus 2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.
Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
Leviticus 15:19-30
And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean. And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And...
And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean. And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And...
Your husband will have to spank you each day with a paddle to keep you calm and obedient—it may not be fun, but it’s what Jesus wanted and told us in his book.
There is much more to tell you, but I have to go for now—I can't let down God's favorite Dealership.
If you feel that there is more to know, please message your local friendly Pastor Ezekiel, he will tell you more about how Jesus considers you less worthy and needs you to not question God’s will.
And remember: JESUS LOVES YOU!
Until Next Time, Johnathan.
I thought it was better book and you keep pulling everything from the bible to scare these children!!
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