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  • #136
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by SanzSolo View Post
    You certainly enjoy stealing other people's threads, huh? Tell, me, o wise one, why do you think I'm going to Hell?
    I think that catlick has finally lost his god damned(literally) mind. Here we see the true face of catholicism: Unbridled Hatred for Jesus and His Elite.

    He must have finally realized the error of his ways and his limited intellect in incapable of coping. Walmart agent Martin, how does it feel to know that your priest lied to you when he said that Salavation could be administered as an anema when you were a young altar boy? You can still be Saved, boy. It's not too late.
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    • #137
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Let us not forget: every foul sodomite pervert sicko that ever lived will be cast down into the deepest pits of hellfire, where they will be tortured endlessly in unspeakable ways. Praise Jesus!




      This is most distressing! Couldn't someone rescue that poor, forlorn little creature from the insanity of that overloaded, tacky-looking shopping cart? And what is that thing standing next to him? We need either a demonologist or, at the very least, a cryptozoologist on this Godly forum!
      Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

      1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

      A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
       Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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      • #138
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
        You got that right - he gets his own car!
        Oh, so you believe in Hell when it suits your personal likes and dislikes. Danceless, so you're a salad bar christian after all.
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        Catholic - Not Christian: Former Altar Boy/Molestation Victim with "Stockholm Syndrome" admits catholicism is false
        James Peter: Idiotic Catholic Retard Thwarted
        Vayhr of the Warhost: Unrepentant wigger struck down.
        Teflon: See the post that nailed him.
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        Past Victories (Archive):
        Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
        Uppity feeble minded witch needs to be taught how to debate
        Racist Nazi Feminazi Bulldyke CRUSHED in debate

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        • #139
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Elvis Impersonators and Midgets are DOOMED to HELL.

          TOOT TOOT!
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          • #140
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
            I thought you had been kidnapped.
            That just goes to show that you'll believe whatever ridiculous nonsense you read. Sister Jenny's unfortunate hallucinations have been explained and the perpetrator was shot last night trying to escape police custody.
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            • #141
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              CHOOO CHOOOOOOO! Chugga chugga chugga CHOO CHOOOO!

              Please move up, sinners, and make room for this monster!
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              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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              • #142
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Tickets, please! Tickets, please!



                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                • #143
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Hop on board, sir! You get your very own private car!
                  Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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                  • #144
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    These two, plus EVERYBODY else who is involved with this street fair.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • #145
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Let us not forget these silly little faggits. LOL! He will be miming like he is trying to climb stairs out of HELL, then Satan and his minions will grab him and rape him and tear him to pieces!!!!!!!

                      GLORY!


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                      • #146
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Choo CHOOOOOOO!

                        Make room! MAKE ROOM! It's a good thing this is a train because we've got a LOT of folks here who never want to see a plane again!

























                        One thing for sure, Jesus sure likes to smite musicians in airplanes! Rock and rollers mock God with the devil's music, but the Lord always wins in the end!
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                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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                        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
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                        • #147
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                          Choo CHOOOOOOO!

                          Make room! MAKE ROOM! It's a good thing this is a train because we've got a LOT of folks here who never want to see a plane again!
                          Not everyone wants to see a car again either. Tickets, please!

                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                          • #148
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                            Not everyone wants to see a car again either. Tickets, please!

                            You can say that again Brother! Nothing like being beheaded and going to HELL for being a whore!

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                            • #149
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Oh.my.GOD, look who's climbing aboard now:

                              Hellbound "Cat Stevens"-cum-YUSSUF ISLAM thinks he's getting on board the PEACE TRAIN!!!

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                              • #150
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                                Hop on board, sir! You get your very own private car!


                                Praise Jesus! Has the papist maggot finally seen the light? GLORY to GOD!!
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                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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