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  • #91
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    CHUGGA CHUGGA! MORE RIDERS HERE!




    I speak the truth to you all! PIFFLE YOUR INFRACTION POINTS!
    Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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    • #92
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      I think you were looking for these guys.
      Bringing Geology back to Christ!

      I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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      • #93
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Whoot Whooot

        Welcome to HELL Train Mother Teresa.

        Please enjoy your cocktail of Satan Spooge!

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        • #94
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
          "Separated Brethren" would be the Orthodox, Lutherans, Presbyterians, Episcopalians, Congregationalists, Pentecostals, Old Catholics, Disciples of Christ, Church of God in Christ, and a few others, those who believe in Jesus' message of love for your fellow man.

          This is a foreign concept to the fake "Christians" at LBC, so I've pretty much given up on reasoning (it's failed)
          What are you talking about? We do have love for our fellow man. In our case, it's Christ's tough love, and unlike the blathering from the Roman institution, ours is 100% Bible-based. By the way, I take it that your seat is close to the dining car.
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          • #95
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Chooo-Chooooo!

            There is ALWAYS room for a few more Tards on the HELL Express!!

            "Look Ma! I'm a Carnie"!!


            "Look Ma! I'm a Whore"!!




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            • #96
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              By Talitha (why did she drop the "Sister"?)'s request, I am including her in the train (I'd advise against it, but since she told me she wants to get on the hell train, I might as well do it!)




              WOOT WOOT! You trash-talk those underprivileged (and that is a trait of satan) so would you like inferno or non-inferno? (Just kidding, where you're headed, it's all inferno, I just like saying that)
              Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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              • #97
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                By Talitha (why did she drop the "Sister"?)'s request, I am including her in the train (I'd advise against it, but since she told me she wants to get on the hell train, I might as well do it!)




                WOOT WOOT! You trash-talk those underprivileged (and that is a trait of satan) so would you like inferno or non-inferno? (Just kidding, where you're headed, it's all inferno, I just like saying that)
                Hey, you never answer to me, are you afraid, Mr. "I am not going to Hell because I played with my priest when I was a kid"?
                Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                • #98
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Originally posted by SanzSolo View Post
                  Hey, you never answer to me, are you afraid, Mr. "I am not going to Hell because I played with my priest when I was a kid"?
                  Oh all right...There's plenty of room on the hell train for another hypocrite!




                  CHOOO CHOOO! WHO'S NEXT?
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                  • #99
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                    Oh all right...There's plenty of room on the hell train for another hypocrite!




                    CHOOO CHOOO! WHO'S NEXT?
                    You certainly enjoy stealing other people's threads, huh? Tell, me, o wise one, why do you think I'm going to Hell?
                    Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                    I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                    • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                      By Talitha (why did she drop the "Sister"?)'s request, I am including her in the train (I'd advise against it, but since she told me she wants to get on the hell train, I might as well do it!)




                      WOOT WOOT! You trash-talk those underprivileged (and that is a trait of satan) so would you like inferno or non-inferno? (Just kidding, where you're headed, it's all inferno, I just like saying that)
                      How DARE you put TC's images into this thread! I've never seen anything like this. Why are you so hateful? I thought your brother was bad, but this is disgraceful.

                      Lucky for you my 'Anti-Retard Ministry' (A.R.M) will be launching soon, so that retardeds, and other people with repulsive spastic disabilities, will REALLY be put in their places!

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                      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Originally posted by SanzSolo View Post
                        You certainly enjoy stealing other people's threads, huh? Tell, me, o wise one, why do you think I'm going to Hell?


                        Thar ain't nuthin' lower than a thread thief, Pilgrim.
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                        • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by revrggreen View Post
                          How DARE you put TC's images into this thread! I've never seen anything like this. Why are you so hateful? I thought your brother was bad, but this is disgraceful.

                          Lucky for you my 'Anti-Retard Ministry' (A.R.M) will be launching soon, so that retardeds, and other people with repulsive spastic disabilities, will REALLY be put in their places!

                          ~ Rev RG Green



                          The War on Retards starts NOW!
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                          Go to www.godhatesgoths.com/GODHATESRETARDS.html,
                          and find out how you can help fight these slobbering staggering stammering Demons!
                          Welcome aboard Rev, seems like you were really itching for a spot on that train!



                          ALL ABOARD! CHOOOOOOOCHOOOOOO!
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                          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by SanzSolo View Post
                            Hey, you never answer to me, are you afraid, Mr. "I am not going to Hell because I played with my priest when I was a kid"?
                            Just what makes you think you can prove anything?
                            Matthew 16:18-19: So I now say to you: You are Peter and on this rock I will build my community. And the gates of the underworld can never overpower it. I will give you the keys of the kingdom of Heaven: whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven; whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven.

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                            • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!




                              CHOO CHOO

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                              • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by Curious Agnostic View Post



                                CHOO CHOO
                                You got that right - he gets his own car!
                                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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