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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #1516
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!



    You Know, I am so God-Damned sick and tired of these old "people" getting on the Hell Train

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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #1517
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by SUV View Post


      You Know, I am so God-Damned sick and tired of these old "people" getting on the Hell Train


      Speaking of tired, old people.... WHERE THE HELL ARE DORIS DAY AND ZSA ZSA GABWHORE!!??!!

      WHY haven't they punched their ticket on HELL Train yet? WHYYYY?
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      • Benedict A. Davis
        Winning Souls in his Winnebago
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 3900

        #1518
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
        Speaking of tired, old people.... WHERE THE HELL ARE DORIS DAY AND ZSA ZSA GABWHORE!!??!!

        WHY haven't they punched their ticket on HELL Train yet? WHYYYY?
        2 words, Satan's Minions?
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        Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
        Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #1519
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
          2 words, Satan's Minions?
          Amen, brother. I truly believe that some of these people are using some form of demonic life-extension.

          Did you know that nigra ex-con Nelson Mandela is 93?

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #1520
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Guess what!? Your prayers must be working!


            Zsa Zsa RUSHED to the Hospital!

            Zsa Zsa Gabor hospitalized with high fever






            Sat Oct 8, 2011 3:16pm EDT

            (Reuters) - Zsa Zsa Gabor, the Hungarian-born actress and celebrity who became a symbol of Hollywood glamour, is in "very unstable" condition at UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles after a medical emergency on Saturday, her husband said.
            Gabor, 94, has been in poor health for some years, and her husband, Frederic Prinz von Anhalt, told Reuters that "it doesn't look good."
            Von Anhalt said she had a high fever and high blood pressure, and that a feeding tube she had previously had in place had become undone and "everything was coming out of her stomach."
            "She is in a very unstable condition," he said.
            Von Anhalt said he took her to the hospital at about 10:30 a.m. She has been hospitalized numerous times for a variety of serious ailments, including a stroke, over the past decade.
            Gabor, who ultimately became as famous for her nine husbands, her sharp wit and colorful personal life as for her movies, has been a fixture of the Hollywood celebrity circuit for more than half-a-century.
            (Reporting by Jonathan Weber in San Francisco; Editing by Eric Beech)

            CHOOOOOO CHUGGA LUGGA


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            • Stephen Hurley
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Oct 2011
              • 84

              #1521
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
              Woo woo! There will be celebrations in Oakland tonight!


              Lots of malt liquor and gun fire.


              Al Davis, owner of Oakland Raiders, dies at age 82



              Welcome to hell, Al Davis!

              Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
              Guess what!? Your prayers must be working!


              Zsa Zsa RUSHED to the Hospital!




              CHOOOOOO CHUGGA LUGGA



              Preying on elderly people?
              Christ, you republicans really are pathetic.

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              • Zechariah Smyth
                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 15251

                #1522
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by Kotadiatu View Post
                Preying on elderly people?
                Christ, you republicans really are pathetic.
                Occasionally God calls for cannibalism in the Bible. For example:

                (Ezekiel 5:10) "Therefore the fathers shall eat the sons in the midst of thee, and the sons shall eat their fathers; and I will execute judgments in thee, and the whole remnant of thee will I scatter into all the winds."

                It's more common to eat children, though (Leviticus 26:29, Jeremiah 19:9, etc. etc.).



                YiC,

                Z. Smyth
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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #1523
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  There's a new opening act in hell. This time, it's a former bassist from the God-mocking alt-rock band Weezer.

                  From the JYT:
                  CHICAGO (Reuters) - Mikey Welsh, the former bass player for the alternative rock band Weezer, was found dead in a Chicago hotel, a police spokeswoman said on Sunday.
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                  • Jethro
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                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 55

                    #1524
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Ya'll are makin my head hurt with all this thinkin stuff. Trust In Jesus© is all we need to know.
                    Sara Palin in 2016!
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                    • Roper Crossburn
                      The Voice of Freehold
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 94

                      #1525
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                      There's a new opening act in hell. This time, it's a former bassist from the God-mocking alt-rock band Weezer.
                      I heard one of their records once. Awful. Doubt if they had half a ball between them.

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                      This guy was obviously a fag. They're saying it was drugs but it's just as like some sort of ass disease did him in. AIDS or whatever. If he came around here in that getup he'd be liable to get shot.

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                      • HTannor
                        America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 2612

                        #1526
                        Brit Wanna-Be Bites the Big One

                        Dan Weldon, a british usurper to the throne of Indy 500 greats bit the big one in Las Vegas today.

                        Anyone not born American should never be allowed to drive a car that is steeped in the tradition of the Godly Indianapolis 500 ™. He paid the price for it today.

                        I'm sure the underworld is lined up waiting for him to wheel into the "Loser's Circle" and taste the fire of satan's flaming tallywacker probing what's left of his british carcass.

                        It's too bad "those women" race car drivers couldn't join him.

                        On the bright side, maybe those female drivers learned today that their best place is in the home submitting to their husbands by baking pies and tending to the house cleaning.
                        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #1527
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          A sodomite who single-handedly destroyed heterosexuality in Denmark will now spend eternity "married" to the devil.

                          Lie-beral lamestream MSM:
                          Axel Axgil, Sodomite Special Privileges Pioneer, Dies At 96

                          COPENHAGEN, Denmark — Axel Axgil, whose struggle for gay rights helped make Denmark the first country to legalize same-sex partnerships, has died. He was 96.
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                          • Virginia Day Templeton
                            Christ's Battle Axe
                             
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 2827

                            #1528
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            That's 96 in fag years, right? In actuality about 42.
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                            • Dan U. Holier
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 1180

                              #1529
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by Stephen Hurley View Post
                              Preying on elderly people?
                              Christ, you republicans really are pathetic.
                              We are NOT preying on elderly people! The sooner the hellbound heathens go to Hell the better it is!

                              Don't misunderestimate the power of prayer!

                              CHOOOOOO CHUGGA LUGGA!
                              Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                              ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                Senior Pastor
                                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                Always Biblically correct
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 10639

                                #1530
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                The founder of one of the leading sodomite recruitment manuals will now have a chance to try out his technique in hell.

                                Homer "news" source—please consult with a pastor before clicking:

                                Activist, Advocate Co-Founder Aristide Laurent Dies At 70

                                Aristide “A.J.” Laurent, who co-founded The Advocate in 1967 and participated in numerous important fag-special-privileges demonstrations, died on Wednesday after a long battle with cancer. He was 70.
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