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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #1591
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    A protector of boy-rapists will now spend eternity being raped by demons. He will never have any respite, no matter how many rosaries the gullible Catholic sheeple say for him.

    From the JYT:
    Anthony Bevilacqua, Ex-Head of Philadelphia Archdiocese, Dies at 88

    PHILADELPHIA (AP) — Cardinal Anthony Bevilacqua, the retired head of the Archdiocese of Philadelphia and an uncharged central figure in a child sex-abuse case that involves the alleged shuffling of predator priests to unwitting parishes, died on Tuesday. He was 88.

    * * *

    Cardinal Bevilacqua, trained in both civil and canon law, was sharply criticized but never charged by two Philadelphia grand juries investigating child sex-abuse complaints lodged against dozens of priests in the archdiocese.

    In the days before his death, a Philadelphia judge had ruled him competent to testify if called as a witness in the child-endangerment trial of a high-ranking former aide accused of moving sexually abusive priests to new churches as part of a systematic cover-up of child sex allegations.

    Last year, following the second grand jury report, prosecutors said not much had changed since the first investigation, when the “abuse was known, tolerated, and hidden by high church officials, up to and including the Cardinal (Bevilacqua) himself.”
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #1592
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Let's all give the crackhead nigress whore Whitney Houston her final ovation, as Jesus sends her down into the deepest pits of hell.

      Whitney Houston, Superstar of Records, Films, Dies

      Whitney Houston, who reigned as pop music's queen until her majestic voice and regal image were ravaged by drug use, erratic behavior and a tumultuous marriage to singer Bobby Brown, has died. She was 48.

      Publicist Kristen Foster said Saturday that the singer had died, but the cause and the location of her death were unknown.

      At her peak, Houston the golden girl of the music industry. From the middle 1980s to the late 1990s, she was one of the world's best-selling artists. She wowed audiences with effortless, powerful, and peerless vocals that were rooted in the black church but made palatable to the masses with a pop sheen.

      Her success carried her beyond music to movies, where she starred in hits like "The Bodyguard" and "Waiting to Exhale."

      She had the he perfect voice, and the perfect image: a gorgeous singer who had sex appeal but was never overtly sexual, who maintained perfect poise.

      She influenced a generation of younger singers, from Christina Aguilera to Mariah Carey, who when she first came out sounded so much like Houston that many thought it was Houston.

      But by the end of her career, Houston became a stunning cautionary tale of the toll of drug use. Her album sales plummeted and the hits stopped coming; her once serene image was shattered by a wild demeanor and bizarre public appearances. She confessed to abusing cocaine, marijuana and pills, and her once pristine voice became raspy and hoarse, unable to hit the high notes as she had during her prime.

      "The biggest devil is me. I'm either my best friend or my worst enemy," Houston told ABC's Diane Sawyer in an infamous 2002 interview with then-husband Brown by her side.
      Did you see that?! She even admitted that she's the devil!!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12351

        #1593
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Let's all give her final ovation, as Jesus sends her down into the deepest pits of hell.

        Did you see that?! She even admitted that she's the devil!!
        That this she-devil now resides in hell is certainly something to celebrate. She had her chance to be with Jesus but passed it up.

        It would have been nice if I could have gotten Whitney Houston to be under the influence of my friend, Anita Bryant. It did not happen and now it's too late.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #1594
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Has anyone else noticed that the last 4 people who climbed aboard HELL TRAIN have all been coloreds?

          I hope they have enough sense to take seats in the back of the Train.

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #1595
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
            That this she-devil now resides in hell is certainly something to celebrate. She had her chance to be with Jesus but passed it up.

            It would have been nice if I could have gotten Whitney Houston to be under the influence of my friend, Anita Bryant. It did not happen and now it's too late.
            Didn't She Almost Have it All?



            ENJOY HELL WHITNEY!
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            • Yodeling_Rioters
              Unsaved trash - suspected Tyrolean Troll
              • Feb 2012
              • 49

              #1596
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
              Has anyone else noticed that the last 4 people who climbed aboard HELL TRAIN have all been coloreds?

              I hope they have enough sense to take seats in the back of the Train.

              If there was such a place then you lot would be going there for your hate crimes
              Look at me - I want attention wheeeeeee

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #1597
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by Yodeling_Rioters View Post
                If there was such a place then you lot would be going there for your hate crimes
                You are wishing that people go to - according to you - imaginary places?

                That doesn't even begin to make sense, friend.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Yodeling_Rioters
                  Unsaved trash - suspected Tyrolean Troll
                  • Feb 2012
                  • 49

                  #1598
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                  You are wishing that people go to - according to you - imaginary places?

                  That doesn't even begin to make sense, friend.
                  And you're the one praying to an imaginary friend in the sky
                  Look at me - I want attention wheeeeeee

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                  • Redeemed Papist
                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 10409

                    #1599
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by Yodeling_Rioters View Post
                    And you're the one praying to an imaginary friend in the sky
                    God is far from imaginary. Or are you one of those special atheists who believes the world is a dream and not real?

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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • Yodeling_Rioters
                      Unsaved trash - suspected Tyrolean Troll
                      • Feb 2012
                      • 49

                      #1600
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                      You are wishing that people go to - according to you - imaginary places?

                      That doesn't even begin to make sense, friend.
                      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                      God is far from imaginary. Or are you one of those special atheists who believes the world is a dream and not real?

                      That is a very interesting concept isn't it! One held by many cultures, but not one I subscribe to
                      Look at me - I want attention wheeeeeee

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                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027

                        #1601
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Whitney won't be "waiting to exhale" any longer

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                        • VictoryOS
                          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                           
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 5388

                          #1602
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Yodeling_Rioters View Post
                          If there was such a place then you lot would be going there for your hate crimes
                          Hate crimes? Who here has committed hate crimes?
                          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                          in 2016

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                          • Dr Laurence Niles
                            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                             
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 9063

                            #1603
                            Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                            Hate crimes? Who here has committed hate crimes?
                            Gaysexual atheist are so filled with their own self loathing that the project it on to others.

                            Psalm 69:4They that hate me without a cause are more than the hairs of mine head: they that would destroy me, being mine enemies wrongfully, are mighty: then I restored that which I took not away.
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                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22839

                              #1604
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              I would like to offer my condolences to Whitney Houston’s drug dealer.
                              I hear he is inconsolable.
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                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                Senior Pastor
                                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                Always Biblically correct
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 10639

                                #1605
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by Yodeling_Rioters View Post
                                If there was such a place then you lot would be going there for your hate crimes
                                You misunderstand us completely, dear friend. What could be more loving than to warn those who are still alive about the eternal torment that awaits them until and unless they give themselves to Jesus and follow the King James Bible to the letter?
                                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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