[Johny Joe Hold]

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I've always been suspicious of the writers of The Andy Griffith Show, or, Mayberry RFD, or whatever it was called.

Aunt B had no husband. The various male characters seemed to have no wives. The show was a subtle message that Mayberry was a den of sinful homerism

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The man was an outright communist. He helped Obama take over America! He helped trick seniors into supporting Obamacare!

I'm sure he's being buttraped by every demon in hell right now.

[Mistress Cookie]

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OMG... no one told me my prayers were answered ! ! !

That sassy young upstart actor who was parading around neckid on the show Spartacus (as in CUSS-word) was struck dead! GLORY ! ! !

God™ really played this one PERFECTLY!

He let the little panty-flasher work his whole life for recognition, then when he got his first big job on U.S. soil he got catapulted to fame THEN SHOT DOWN before Season 2 even started ! ! Died a fast but horrible death from cancer, too.

Buh-bye! A lesson to all young people headed to Hollyweird: God™ Doesn't Like It!! (PS: He was also from Wails and taking jobs away from American, tax-paying actors.) (Burn Baby Burn!)
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[James Hutchins]

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I am sure his death was listed as 'Colon Cancer' but we all know it was from demons (like Slim Pickens) riding his homersexual sex partners male member into Andys rectum .

Chalk yet another win for Jesus!

[Mistress Cookie]

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I mean Come On, People: God™s making it really clear here.

You take off your clothes in the movies, you die.

Get it ? ? ?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Jesus finally sent Ernest Borgnine to hell. A notorious liberal, and a hopeless drunk, and a chronic masturbator, the man wasted his life worshiping the pope instead of Jesus, and to make matters worse he was half-joo.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Renal failure, huh?

Probably a junkie.

[Mistress Cookie]

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What is a Renal failure?

is that a French car??

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What is a Renal failure?

is that a French car??

It's probably a disease joos get from chronic masturbation.

[James Hutchins]

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What is a Renal failure?

is that a French car??

I seem to recall it is some sort of beaner issue.
I've always suspected Borgnine was not a wop, he just played one on TV. He was married to that scary woman. She is dead too ()

[Mistress Cookie]

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ALL HAIL! THE SON OF SATAN IS DEAD!

Sylvester Stallone's son found dead
July 13, 2012, 7:58 PM EST WENN

Sylvester Stallone's son Sage has been found dead in his Hollywood apartment.

The 36-year-old's attorney, George Braunstein, has confirmed the tragic news to the New York Post, saying his client's passing is a mystery to him.

He tells the publication, "He was in good spirits, and working on all kinds of projects. He was planning on getting married. I am just devastated. He was an extremely wonderful, loving guy. This is a tragedy."

Sage Stallone's mother, Sasha Czack, has been told the sad news. His father is currently promoting the "Expendables" sequel at Comic-Con in San Diego.

Sage made his acting debut alongside his father in 1990's "Rocky V" but turned down the chance to reprise his role as the movie boxer's son, Robert Balboa, in the 2006 movie "Rocky Balboa." He also starred opposite his father in 1996's "Daylight."
As WENN went to press there were no further details about Sage Stallone's death.

THE FATHER THE SON

Both Queens of the Damned...

[Barry]

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Quick, get Stallone on that train before Romney comes along in his magic underpants and tries to Baptise him.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Sally Ride, known for being the first American lesbian to participate in the NASA hoaxes, has been cast in to Hell by Jesus.

[Mistress Cookie]

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I thought the Lord(tm) blew her out of the sky when she tried to replace a man with herself on that space shuttle...?? I remember, because there was a party about it at the church that night (??)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I thought the Lord™ blew her out of the sky when she tried to replace a man with herself on that space shuttle...?? I remember, because there was a party about it at the church that night (??)

I thought so, too. Apparently not!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_Challenger_disaster

It was Christa McAuliffe, the schoolteacher. She was to be the "first schoolteacher in space".

Made a real ash of herself, she did.