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  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Remember this example of public fornication?



    God remembered.

    God says "Yes" No" and "Wait"

    God's patience is infinite.

    The death has been announced of the harlot in the picture.

    NEW YORK – The woman who was kissed by an ecstatic sailor in Times Square celebrating the end of World War II has died at the age of 92.

    Greta Zimmer Friedman's son says his mother died Thursday at a hospital in Richmond, Virginia. She died from complications of old age, he said
    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/09/10/woman-in-iconic-wwii-times-square-kiss-photo-dies-at-92.html

    The abomination took place on August 14, 1945 and Lo and Behold! Exactly 71 years, and 25 days later - the woman is dead!

    A lesson to all who behave lustfully!
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    • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Edward Albee, a playwright whose works mocked traditional family values and explored themes of theater of the absurd (atheism), existentialism (atheism), and Freudian psychology (sex-crazed atheism), will now get to see his plays performed in hell's theater district.
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      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        Remember this example of public fornication?



        God remembered.

        God says "Yes" No" and "Wait"

        God's patience is infinite.

        The death has been announced of the harlot in the picture.

        http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/09/10/woman-in-iconic-wwii-times-square-kiss-photo-dies-at-92.html

        The abomination took place on August 14, 1945 and Lo and Behold! Exactly 71 years, and 25 days later - the woman is dead!

        A lesson to all who behave lustfully!
        A number of years ago, I remember reading about a fellow who was present in Hiroshima and Nagasaki when the atomic bombs were dropped. He died in his nineties.


        Just goes to show. . . you get exposed to two historic level blasts of radiation and Bam! Seventy years later, you're toast.


        God is not mocked.




        Pointedly Yours,


        Handmaiden
        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

        Guns For God and the Economy

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          Clearly his death and sending to hell is the result of his sin of trying to change the way God made her. Such disrespect in the eyes of the lord can only be met with a cruel painful death by the hands of Jesus himself! Genesis 1:27 clearly outlines gender. Wouldn't it be rather silly if Handmaiden had a weewee hidden under her dress? Of course! God made us in the images we are born in and it should be respected.

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            Cross-dressing, plastic-surgery abusing, sodomite pop singer Pete Burns has been called down to hell. You spin me right round, baby, right round, like eternal torment, right round round round.
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            • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
              Cross-dressing, plastic-surgery abusing, sodomite pop singer Pete Burns has been called down to hell. You spin me right round, baby, right round, like eternal torment, right round round round.
              How amusing that he belonged to a band named "Dead Or Alive".


              Well, he's certainly dead now.

              Righteously yours,
              Handmaiden
              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

              Guns For God and the Economy

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                Janet Reno died. Now, only Hillary Clinton is left to carry on the legacy of boxy pantsuits.


                Fashionably Yours,
                Handmaiden
                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                Guns For God and the Economy

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                  Leonard Cohen 1934-2016.

                  From Canada (communist), Sabbath-observing Jew (Jewish) turned Buddhist (heathen).
                  Cohen halted his career, entered the Mt. Baldy Zen Center outside of Los Angeles, became an ordained Buddhist monk and took on the Dharma name Jikan ("silence"). His duties included cooking.


                  His most notorious song was "Hallelujah", which promoted agnosticism, sex and rooftop fornication.
                  "Maybe there's a God above
                  But all I've ever learned from love
                  Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya"
                  We all used to wonder why Jesus prolonged the suffering of all of us who were forced to hear his music and did not smite Mr. Cohen earlier. Now we know the answer. He wanted to show Mr. Cohen that He rules supreme by having The Donald ascend to the U.S. Throne!

                  Now Mr. Cohen can contemplate that in Hell and be reminded of the correct context of the word "Alleluia"!

                  Revelation 19:6
                  And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth.



                  Yours in Christ,

                  Elmer
                  2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                    It's a busy day at Satan's gates! Today we say BURN! to Hellywood actor Robert Vaughn (1932-2016), aka The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

                    He was a disgrace to all good American vets in The Magnificent Seven - he's the short, creepy, scared-looking one here. Had he even seen a gun before? I think not!





                    But worse! It is a little-known fact that this reprobate's first acting role was as an extra in the otherwise Godly film The Ten Commandments, in which he played an idolater.





                    Exodus 20:4. Need I say more?
                    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                      LEON RUSSELL, servant of satan like so many musicians, is now singing a forever encore for Lucifer and his minions. He was 74.
                      Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                      “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                      Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                      Amen and Amen

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                      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
                        LEON RUSSELL, servant of satan like so many musicians, is now singing a forever encore for Lucifer and his minions. He was 74.
                        Was he the son of Anna Russell?





                        Good riddance, I say.
                        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                          Florence Henderson, former star of TV's The Brady Bunch is dead . . . and in hell . . . probably screaming in agony next to her former co-star, known homosexual, Robert Reed.


                          Henderson admitted to being attracted to her TV son, Barry Williams. . . She was never known to admit that Jesus is Lord, but down in the fiery pits she is aware of it now.


                          Bet she's also regretting doing all those Wesson Oil commercials now that she's frying in perdition's flames.




                          Reportingly Yours,
                          Handmaiden
                          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                          Guns For God and the Economy

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                            Florence Henderson dead at 82! Serves her right. I always hated "The Brady Bunch" as it was a liberal commie show that never once mentioned the Holy Bible.

                            Always silly with episodes of inane topics that did not mention Jesus as the solution for the day-to-day problems of family life. Had the writers concluded the show with God as the answer to the problems of those snotty and bratty kids, I might have watched the filthy show. But I did not.


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                            Good riddance!


                            In Christ
                            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                              FIDEL CASTRO IS DEAD!!


                              Genesis 5:9
                              And Enos lived ninety years, and begat Cainan:

                              Fidel Castro also lived ninety years but he begat havoc, destruction, communism, missiles. Now he's dead!


                              Fidel Castro, Cuba's former president and leader of the Communist revolution, has died aged 90, state TV has announced.
                              It provided no further details.
                              We can give the details.



                              Depriving Godly U.S. of A of the best cigars, inviting Soviets to nuke Godly U.S. of A, and meeting with the worst enemies of Jesus.



                              Mr. Fidel is now where he deserves to be. In a few short years we shall enter Heaven and can go and check how the Demons repeatedly rape him (Luke 16:26).

                              Today, a great day for Jesus. He must be ecstatic!




                              Yours in Christ,

                              Elmer
                              2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                                I really like sparkly Jesus.



                                Distractedly Yours,

                                Handmaiden
                                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                                Guns For God and the Economy

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