[Godfly]

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Loudmouth broad Phyllis Diller now yucking it up for Satan. Never was a Christian bone in her body. Or a clean joke. Tip your waitresses; she's here all week. And next week. And the next...

Diller's soul has actually been in Hell for years, somebody finally killed the brain of her zombie corps.

Same thing happened to Whitney Houston.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Cackling Hyeana, Joo-ess Comedian Phyllis Diller DEAD at 95

Comedian Phyllis Diller dies at 95

NBC / via Getty Images
By TODAY staff and wire
Phyllis Diller, the housewife turned humorist who aimed some of her sharpest barbs at herself, punctuating her jokes with her trademark cackle, died Monday morning in her Los Angeles home at age 95, her agent confirmed to NBC News.
"She was a true pioneer," Fred Wostbrock said. "The first female stand-up comedian. She paved the way for everybody. She paved the way for Joan Rivers, Ellen DeGeneres, Chelsea Handler. Phyllis was the first of the first. The first female to play Vegas ... she was on Broadway, she made movies. She did it all."
Her longtime manager, Milton Suchin, told The Associated press, "She died peacefully in her sleep with a smile on her face."

http://todayentertainment.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/08/20/13379055-comedian-phyllis-diller-dies-at-95?lite

I'm wondering why JESUS chose HER over Doris Day? I guess HE has his reasons.



NEXT STOP! DOOOOOOOOOOIS DAY!

CHOOOO CHOOOOOOO!

[James Hutchins]

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I thought that nasally Diller died like 40 years ago and was just too cheap to buy a burial plot.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Loudmouth broad Phyllis Diller now yucking it up for Satan. Never was a Christian bone in her body. Or a clean joke. Tip your waitresses; she's here all week. And next week. And the next...

Haa! We cross-posted! Pinch, poke you owe me a coke!

[Bob the Saved]

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I'm wondering why JESUS chose HER over Doris Day? I guess HE has his reasons.



NEXT STOP! DOOOOOOOOOOIS DAY!

CHOOOO CHOOOOOOO!

Maybe. I think he just sent a hint that he's coming for that queer Rosie O'Donnell. God can't send her to hell soon enough for me!

[Tammy]

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Cackling Hyeana, Joo-ess Comedian Phyllis Diller DEAD at 95

Oh great, just what I need. Crappy cancer jokes while satan fucks my ass. This really is hell.

Choo-choo like fuck.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Neil Armstrong dead at 82, praise Jesus! I'm not sure why God let the filthy fraud and prestidigitator live this long, but it's off to the sulfurous lakes of fire in hell for this con-man that would have us believe in "moon landings" and other "outer space" hoaxes. Shout Glory!

[Jedediah]

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Neil Armstrong dead at 82, praise Jesus! I'm not sure why God let the filthy fraud and prestidigitator live this long, but it's off to the sulfurous lakes of fire in hell for this con-man that would have us believe in "moon landings" and other "outer space" hoaxes. Shout Glory!

And for his lies about "outer space", he will burn eternally. Praise and glory.

[Godfly]

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"That's one small step for .....Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Wach that last step, it's a doozie!

Aint I a stinker?

[Jack O'fagan]

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Neil Armstrong refused to swear on the Bible that he walked on the moon. He knew that God could see through his lies.

YIC

Jack

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Neil Armstrong refused to swear on the Bible that he walked on the moon. He knew that God could see through his lies.

YIC

Jack

I hope he wrote up a secret journal somewhere that will finally be released, explaining how they faked the moon landing and diverted the money toward the Cold War.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I'm not sure how we missed this, but that dried up old whore Phyllis Diller was sent to Hell by God last Monday. The secular media is claiming she died peacefully in her sleep. But we all know different, don't we? Right now, she's experiencing the exact opposite of peace as she burns in molten sulphur in the Lake of Fire. Glory!

The Lord let this abomination live for over 95 years.
His ways are truly mysterious.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Cackling Hyeana, Joo-ess Comedian Phyllis Diller DEAD at 95

http://todayentertainment.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/08/20/13379055-comedian-phyllis-diller-dies-at-95?lite

I'm wondering why JESUS chose HER over Doris Day? I guess HE has his reasons.



NEXT STOP! DOOOOOOOOOOIS DAY!

CHOOOO CHOOOOOOO!

I'm not sure how we missed this, but that dried up old whore Phyllis Diller was sent to Hell by God last Monday.

Apparently we didn't miss her death. MY FIANCEE posted it immediately, as ordered.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Apparently we didn't miss her death. MY FIANCEE posted it immediately, as ordered.

Sorry Pastor, I missed her post. Not sure why, I thought I read the whole thread.

Anyway, Diller is in Hell now, that's what's important.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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One time, my dog found a bowl of motor oil and lapped a good bit of it up. She then hurled all over the wet driveway.

This photo is disturbingly similar to the spray of dog vomit, oil-laden and iridescent, slowly washed away in rainbow rivulets by a light rain thoughtfully sent by God.