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  • Mistress Cookie
    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 6790

    #1711
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    So now both the lesbian astronaughts are dead, right? (McCaughy + Ride)

    Gosh...talk about working "outside the home" (!!!!)

    They must have truly hated men and God™s Plan so much, to want to escape into Deep Space!!

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78551

      #1712
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Well THIS ONE won't be "Movin' on up." Some racist uppity coon actor has been sent to hell today. Thank you Jesus.

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #1713
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Unrepentant Negro Sherman Helmsley, the duck-walking laundromat owner from "The Jeffersons", went to his eternal punishment today.

        Helmsley, known for his constant flinging of racial epithets like "honkey" and "cracker" at his white sitcom neighbors (who, due to political correctness, couldn't respond with descriptive terms like "useless porch monkey" or "hi-yella tar baby" but were instead always required to refer to him as "Mista Jefferson, sir" when in character, or just "sir" when out of character), later played a deacon on an all-Negro show, "Amen". I understand there was lots of gospel singing, but very little serious discussion of Jesus.

        And of course, there was plenty of anti-white hate speech.

        Marla Gibb, who played the vulgar, whorish, and back-sassing maid "Florence" on "The Jeffersons", says that she and others were working on a new show that Helmsley could be in.

        This is absolute proof that God knows what we need before we even ask. Please join me in thanking the Lord for preventing this horrific tragedy!

        Lord, we raise our voices in gratitude today. You have struck down the vile Sherman Helmsley, a racist pervert with a Napoleon complex, before he could bring his anti-Christian rantings and depravity to another generation of Americans. Thank you!

        Amen.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #1714
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Sherman Helmsley never married or had children, and he is widely rumored to have been a queermosexual. God is obviously on a smiting spree against sodomites and sodomitesses. Praise His glorious name!
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • MYGODISAWESOME
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Jul 2012
            • 10

            #1715
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            Unrepentant Negro Sherman Helmsley, the duck-walking laundromat owner from "The Jeffersons", went to his eternal punishment today.

            Helmsley, known for his constant flinging of racial epithets like "honkey" and "cracker" at his white sitcom neighbors (who, due to political correctness, couldn't respond with descriptive terms like "useless porch monkey" or "hi-yella tar baby" but were instead always required to refer to him as "Mista Jefferson, sir" when in character, or just "sir" when out of character), later played a deacon on an all-Negro show, "Amen". I understand there was lots of gospel singing, but very little serious discussion of Jesus.

            And of course, there was plenty of anti-white hate speech.

            Marla Gibb, who played the vulgar, whorish, and back-sassing maid "Florence" on "The Jeffersons", says that she and others were working on a new show that Helmsley could be in.

            This is absolute proof that God knows what we need before we even ask. Please join me in thanking the Lord for preventing this horrific tragedy!

            Lord, we raise our voices in gratitude today. You have struck down the vile Sherman Helmsley, a racist pervert with a Napoleon complex, before he could bring his anti-Christian rantings and depravity to another generation of Americans. Thank you!

            Amen.
            Thank you Jesus!!! Praise Him!!! As a small child growing up in the dark days of the "Jeffersons" when it ran on prime-time,our family became concerned with the horribly offensive racist language the pervert Helmsley used against white people.It was right around that time my Dad started taking me to the gun range after church on Sundays. Oh the joy!!!!

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708

              #1716
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Well THIS ONE won't be "Movin' on up." Some racist uppity coon actor has been sent to hell today. Thank you Jesus.


              That pie thief finally "got a piece of the pie"!


              NEXT STOP ........ DOOOOOORIS DAY!

              CHOOOOO CHOOOT!


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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #1717
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Gore Vidal, queen of the sodomite authors, will now get a chance to be on Hell's bestseller list.

                JYT obituary
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78551

                  #1718
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                  Gore Vidal, queen of the sodomite authors, will now get a chance to be on Hell's bestseller list.

                  JYT obituary
                  Here he is spewing bile at a Godly Conservative who's only crime was defending the U.S. kicking gook ass over in Vietnam. He nearly got his lights punched out.

                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Jack O'fagan
                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 4836

                    #1719
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                    Gore Vidal, queen of the sodomite authors, will now get a chance to be on Hell's bestseller list.

                    JYT obituary
                    I thought Gore Vidal was a type of shampoo.
                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                    • Jimmy-Roy Stewart
                      Tin Tither
                      True Christian™
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 234

                      #1720
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                      I thought Gore Vidal was a type of shampoo.
                      I thought he was that anouncer for horror movies.

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708

                        #1721
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Jooish gay enabler Marvin Hamlisch DEAD at 68.



                        ENJOY HELL MARVIN HAMLISCH


                        NEXT STOP................ DORIS DAY! :evil:

                        CHOOO CHOOOO
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                        • Mistress Cookie
                          Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 6790

                          #1722
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                          I thought Gore Vidal was a type of shampoo.
                          He wrote the XXX rated Myra Breckinridge which starred a lot of established Hollywood sinners and also lead innocent newcomers like Farrah Fawcett and Tom Sellek down the garden path...

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #1723
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                            He wrote the XXX rated Myra Breckinridge which starred a lot of established Hollywood sinners and also lead innocent newcomers like Farrah Fawcett and Tom Selleck down the garden path...

                            Which of those is Tom Selleck?
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Mistress Cookie
                              Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 6790

                              #1724
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              He is sexually molested by the mummy of Mae West in his scene!
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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996

                                #1725
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                                He is sexually molested by the mummy of Mae West in his scene!
                                Sister, for a moment I thought you were using Brit-speak. But in looking at the picture, I realize you mean Egyptian-style mummy!
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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