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  • #1771
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    Vegas Man-Whore Andy Williams, Creator of "Mooning" Phenomenon, Dead of Pee-Pee Cancer at Age 84



    Enjoy Hell, Andy!
    I hate to think where his weenie was for God to want to strangle it. I guess it might answer that age old question - "Do singers let other people gargle".
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #1772
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Who's next aboard the hell train??? Punk Rocker Billie Joe Armstrong of the satanic group "Green Day". He recently had a meltdown in Las Vegas (hell-hole of sin).

      Most likely got the name of his band by bending over and having a good look at his butt hole in the mirror.

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      • #1773
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Arthur Ochs Sulzberger, who made the JYT the voice of anti-Christian, anti-heterosexual, and anti-real-American bigotry that it is today, will get to use his publishing experience at The Hell Daily Clarion.
        Publisher Who Transformed The Times for New Era

        Arthur Ochs Sulzberger, who guided The New York Times and its parent company through a long, sometimes turbulent period of expansion and change on a scale not seen since the newspaper’s founding in 1851, died on Saturday at his home in Southampton, N.Y. He was 86.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • #1774
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Deaner View Post
          Who's next aboard the hell train??? Punk Rocker Billie Joe Armstrong of the satanic group "Green Day". He recently had a meltdown in Las Vegas (hell-hole of sin).

          Most likely got the name of his band by bending over and having a good look at his butt hole in the mirror.


          We kept expecting the horrible whore Doris Day or that vile tramp Zsa Xsa Gabore to climb on board next. But they just keep liiiiiiiiiiving and gimping on.
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          • #1775
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Sister, yess, men in make-up are beyond disgusting. We see that in Hollywood/weird. Just filthy. We're living in some tough times, Sister.

            We stay close to God!
            But whosoever shall deny me before men,
            him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
            ~Matt. 10:33
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            Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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            • #1776
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by Deaner View Post
              Who's next aboard the hell train??? Punk Rocker Billie Joe Armstrong of the satanic group "Green Day". He recently had a meltdown in Las Vegas (hell-hole of sin).

              Most likely got the name of his band by bending over and having a good look at his butt hole in the mirror.

              Wait, that's not Gerard Way?



              Maybe they will go together.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • #1777
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Praise Jesus! Mongo finally got punted to Hell!



                He was a well know retard, famous for keeping little niglets:


                He also played football (before nigras were let in)


                It was a well known fact that he was often on the down low and was heatbroken the authorities caught up with his pal, Sandusky.

                I hear Satan is hiding his beasts of burden as we speak!
                Just when life could not get any better, another heathen is tossed into the lake of fire! There really is a God!
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #1778
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  He also played a sodomite bodyguard in the fag-enabling Victor Victoria.

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                  Perhaps now he'll get to perform at hell's most faaaabulouth gay nightclub.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                  Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                  • #1779
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Dead at 58, Keith Campbell, the scientist who cloned Dolly the sheep ...

                    Scientist Who Cloned Dolly Dead at 58
                    http://www.newser.com/story/155685/scientist-who-cloned-dolly-dead-at-58.html
                    Keith Campbell's idea prompted first adult mammal cloning


                    But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                    him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                    ~Matt. 10:33
                    ~~~~~~~
                    Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                    • #1780
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Drunk driving, home-wrecking, thieving, lying, evil adulterer, Gary Collins DEAD at 74

                      Actor and presenter Gary Collins dies 'of natural causes' aged 74
                      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2217329/Gary-Collins-dies-aged-74-natural-causes.html
                      Legendary TV actor and presenter, Gary Collins, has died. The star passed away in the early hours of Saturday morning at the age of 74, and his death was said to be from natural causes.





                      NEXT STOP! DORIS DAY!!!

                      CHOOOOOO CHOOOOOO!
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                      • #1781
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Praise Jesus! False Republican and notorious joo turncoat Arlen Spector has been sent to hell by Jesus. I know with True Christian(tm) certainty that he's being tortured in unspeakable ways right now!

                        I think Brother Angus summarized my feelings best.

                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #1782
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Praise Jesus! False Republican and notorious joo turncoat Arlen Spector has been sent to hell by Jesus. I know with True Christian™ certainty that he's being tortured in unspeakable ways right now!

                          I think Brother Angus summarized my feelings best.
                          That defector joo-boy once wrote that he came across me naked in the locker rooms of one of the private resorts we frequented. Then he went out and described to others what he saw! I couldn't believe it! Can't some senators, congressmen, and pastors have some down-time in a sauna after playing golf, free from the prying eyes and sharp noses of folks like Specter and the upper Manhattan crowd?

                          Burn in Hell, Specter!

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                          • #1783
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Praise Jesus! All unrepentant Socialist Neo-Con RINO's should be burning in Hell.
                            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                            ...and get off my lawn
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                            • #1784
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                              That defector joo-boy once wrote that he came across me naked in the locker rooms of one of the private resorts we frequented. Then he went out and described to others what he saw! I couldn't believe it! Can't some senators, congressmen, and pastors have some down-time in a sauna after playing golf, free from the prying eyes and sharp noses of folks like Specter and the upper Manhattan crowd?

                              Burn in Hell, Specter!
                              I've heard that story, Ed. And how the guys called you "Tripod" for years after.

                              How rude of him! He was probably jealous.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • #1785
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Jesus sent another porno actress to hell today. Just some eurotrash whore.

                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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