[Seeker]

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You're correct, Sister, and it is an oversized one.

Well, it's an oversized one not only for her money but for her weight.

Bob Greene, her personal trainer is going to hell for lying to her! Right.. just eat your greens and drink Slim Fast. The lying cure for all American fat asses.



Enjoy hell, Bob, for being another rich jerk trying to make an American dollar over 10 pounds!

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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Back on track:

Train leaving on Track 5 for Anaheim, Azusa, Cucamonga and Towelheadi-staaaan!

[Wide-Open]

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That's going to be a BIG train with 1.2 billion seats!

WOOOOOOOHOOOOO! PSSSSWWW!

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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That's going to be a BIG train with 1.2 billion seats!

WOOOOOOOHOOOOO! PSSSSWWW!

No problem. It's downhill all the way - and they are used to it.

[Bill Tardy]

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Can i have brownie point

[revrggreen]

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Can i have brownie point

You want to be in the "Brownies"??? So you admit to being gay?

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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Can i have brownie point

Do you mind? We're trying to have a serious theological discussion here.

So either you open your Bible (KJV1611) and start quoting God's word - or I'll go back and erase all your SPAM posts.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Umm, Sister M&Ms, and Mr. Lebeau, I don't want to startle you or anything, so prepare yourself for this...


Those three are boys. Their names are Isaac, Zachary, and Taylor (if I remember correctly).

WHAT?!?!? Now you're just trying to mess with us, admit it.

[WickedWitch]

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WHAT?!?!? Now you're just trying to mess with us, admit it.

No, honestly, they're guys. They're a boy band. Lemme see if I can find some info for you...

Wikipedia Entry

Now, since Wikipedia isn't really the best of sources, there's also the Official Web Site.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, but they don't look like girls anymore! Them boys done growed up!

[Nobar King]

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Basketball seems to be one of the leading influences on the deterioration of morality of young men:

Portland Jail Blazers Redux



Just when you thought the Trail Blazers roster had broken every letter of the law, 3rd-year G/F Qyntel Woods goes and gets suspended for alleged dog fighting in his Lake Oswego home. Dogfighting is a felony in Oregon (good) and is punishable by up to $100k and 5 years.
This is just the latest in a laundry list of offenses that've earned Portland's team the horribly funny nickname: the Jail Blazers. And thanks to JailBlazers.info, here is that list:
Marijuana
Damon Stoudamire
Rasheed Wallace
Qyntel Woods
Erick Barkley
Isaiah Rider
Drunk Driving
Gary Grant
Zach Randolph
Rod Strickland
Driving w/out a License or w/ a Suspended License
Woods
Rider
Wallace
Assault
Gary Trent
Ruben Patterson
Wallace
Grant
Failing to Leave a Fight
Bonzi Wells
Barkley
Cursing at an Officer
Jermaine O'Neal
Trespassing
Wells
Providing Alcohol to Minor Girls
Marcus Brown
Witness to Brother Shooting 3 People
Randolph
Cocaine
Shawn Kemp
Bad Parenting
Kemp (7 children w/ 6 different women)

They're all going.

[Nobar King]

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Choo-choooooo!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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No, honestly, they're guys. They're a boy band. Lemme see if I can find some info for you...

Wikipedia Entry

Now, since Wikipedia isn't really the best of sources, there's also the Official Web Site.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, but they don't look like girls anymore! Them boys done growed up!

Well then, those effeminate sodomites are certainly bound for the lake of fire! Chooo chooo!

Basketball seems to be one of the leading influences on the deterioration of morality of young men:

They're all going.

Which reminds me of one of the biggest groups of Nigra cheaters it's ever been my misfortune to see. Meadowlark Lenin and friends, all aboard! Choooo choooo!

[Nobar King]

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[Wide-Open]

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Toot toot.

[SUV]

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Speaking of drug addicts, what a surprise he'll get from JESUS when the formerly Godly OxyContin Man (and that is synthetic heroin!) has his huge bulk shoved aboard - if they can squeeze him in!

Or does he plan to hitchhike to HELL? Probably thinks he's too good to sit with the common folk anyway:



And imagine Satan/Jesus' deelight when he gets seated next to the Head Homer! of All Time:



...who will no doubt already be deeply engrossed in a discussion about lipids with Oprah's "fat guru"

Here comes a challenge for the both of you, waddling its way up the aisle Right now!!!

Choo-choo! Chugga-chugga!

And be sure to stoke those flames high to give the train the energy it needs to transport Limbaugh's fat fundament into Hell!!!