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  • #181
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Harvest View Post
    I know this forum is supposed to be "funny" and that but this thread is just way too far.

    Really, how can you guys laugh at this? You people have extremely sick senses of humour.

    I agree with Harvest.

    If this is a way to convert Atheists to Christians, I believe it is not right to make fun of people and laugh at mean things. I myself am I Christian (Luthern).

    But if you do successfully convert someone from viewing on here, what have you accomplished?

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    • #182
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by Harvest View Post
      Then that makes me very sad.
      Why? Did Sister Thumper just hand you your ticket too?

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      • #183
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        No, I got mine it the mail a few years back.

        I'm wondering how I can get rid of it.

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        • #184
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Harvest View Post
          No, I got mine it the mail a few years back.

          I'm wondering how I can get rid of it.
          Imbrace the loving Savior who temporarily died for your sins and you can return the ticket for a full refund. Jesus's love is so great that He is willing to forgive you for being a source of constant irritation to Him by the very fact that you are a human being and as such are against everything He stands for by virtue of the human nature that He created within you. Otherwise, you will stay on that train and you will burn forever and ever for not flattering our Lord. Jesus's love is all encompassing and everlasting, but it is also very conditional.
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          • #185
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by akiro421 View Post
            But if you do successfully convert someone from viewing on here, what have you accomplished?
            Um, apart from Saving their immortal soul? That's kind of a big deal.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #186
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              This thread is being derailed by sinning rogues! Hurry, let's get it back on track! Chooo CHOOOOO!

              It's time for seven stranded castaways, there in Gilligan's Hell!
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              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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              • #187
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by akiro421 View Post
                I agree with Harvest.

                If this is a way to convert Atheists to Christians, I believe it is not right to make fun of people and laugh at mean things. I myself am I Christian (Luthern).

                But if you do successfully convert someone from viewing on here, what have you accomplished?
                Originally posted by Harvest View Post
                No, I got mine it the mail a few years back.

                I'm wondering how I can get rid of it.
                For the 1,000th time, we do not allow 15 year old queers to post on our Godly forum, and STOP trying to derail this express train to hell!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #188
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  I am sure she owns a caboose. It doesn't matter how much she gives back to the world, she hates Jesus. First class on the hell train. Woot!


                  If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                  • #189
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    mmm, bop, for Jesus! already!
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • #190
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                      I am sure she owns a caboose.

                      You're correct, Sister, and it is an oversized one.
                      Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                      1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                      A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                       Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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                      • #191
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        mmm, bop, for Jesus! already!
                        Such pretty, young blonde girls. It's sad that they've gone astray.
                        Posted via Prayer

                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                        Blogging for CHRIST!
                        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                        • #192
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                          Such pretty, young blonde girls. It's sad that they've gone astray.
                          I recall having such a crush on the younger two Hanson sisters when I was younger. Alas, off to Hell they go.

                          CHOO-CHOOOO!!!
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                          Catholic - Not Christian: Former Altar Boy/Molestation Victim with "Stockholm Syndrome" admits catholicism is false
                          James Peter: Idiotic Catholic Retard Thwarted
                          Vayhr of the Warhost: Unrepentant wigger struck down.
                          Teflon: See the post that nailed him.
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                          Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
                          Uppity feeble minded witch needs to be taught how to debate
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                          • #193
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                            Such pretty, young blonde girls. It's sad that they've gone astray.
                            Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                            I recall having such a crush on the younger two Hanson sisters when I was younger. Alas, off to Hell they go.

                            CHOO-CHOOOO!!!
                            Umm, Sister M&Ms, and Mr. Lebeau, I don't want to startle you or anything, so prepare yourself for this...


                            Those three are boys. Their names are Isaac, Zachary, and Taylor (if I remember correctly).
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                            • #194
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              How do our Christian members feel when watching sporting games ant that song 'crazy train' starts playing? What kind of train is that? It's crazy? There is no were one can escape it these days, even the juinor league players (9 year olds) have this stuff.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • #195
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                That song, Brother Nobar, was performed by a band called Black Sabbath (shudder). Their lead singer was a drugged-out, perverted, demon-infested semi-human creature named Ozzy something. This is a picture of him; I suggest you read the short prayer in my signature line before you view it:



                                The fact that that abomination of a "song" is played at sports events, especially those involving our precious children, is only another sign that the End Times are at hand. GLORY!
                                Last edited by Justina Thyme; 06-20-2008, 09:26 PM.
                                Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                                1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                                A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                                 Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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