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  • #2281
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
    So I'm going to hell?
    Dear child,

    Almost EVERYBODY is going to Hell!

    Matthew 7:14
    Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

    The point is, you don't have to! You must believe in Jesus, repent, get a Baptism and follow His commandments and you can reverse your fate. You'll be hated by those who go to Hell, but it is worth it. We. Know.



    Matthew 10:22
    And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.



    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • #2282
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
      So I'm going to hell?
      Well friend, if you'd like to know more, I'd suggest you take this wonderful test: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #2283
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        The famed hippie poet Rod Mckuen was sent down into hell today by Jesus. He was almost solely responsible for the nightmare that was the 1960's.
        Rod McKuen was a pornographer and a fag-enabler whom the sodomites claim as one of their own.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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        • #2284
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          From the Desk of
          GRANNY JUNE
          Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ



          Negroid songbird Whitney Huston's daughter....found face down drunk in bathtub.



          Now on life supports.

          Maybe they';ll name a vegetarian salad after her ha ha
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          • #2285
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Granny June View Post
            From the Desk of
            GRANNY JUNE
            Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ



            Negroid songbird Whitney Huston's daughter....found face down drunk in bathtub.



            Now on life supports.

            Maybe they';ll name a vegetarian salad after her ha ha
            Luke 6:43 For a good tree bringeth not forth corrupt fruit; neither doth a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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            • #2286
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              From the Desk of
              GRANNY JUNE
              Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ



              Looked a bit hussy-ish to me


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              • #2287
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by Granny June View Post
                From the Desk of
                GRANNY JUNE
                Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ



                Looked a bit hussy-ish to me


                The problem is, that these poor things have lost their natural habitat, and they and they do not know how to manage.
                I blame yankees for this.
                PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
                Revelation 21:8

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                • #2288
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  Well friend, if you'd like to know more, I'd suggest you take this wonderful test: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!
                  ***removed profanities in attempted German language*** This is just a quiz you made up and seriously 100 = heaven nobody can score a hundred except mabye you people even then I doubt it.
                  Last edited by Elmer G. White; 02-02-2015, 11:38 AM. Reason: Inappropriate language is inappropriate regardless of the language. Jesus knows.

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                  • #2289
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by Granny June View Post
                    From the Desk of
                    GRANNY JUNE
                    Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ



                    Looked a bit hussy-ish to me


                    She was either too drunk to put on a matching pair of shoes, or she left one under a client's bed.
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                    • #2290
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
                      ***removed profanities in attempted German language*** This is just a quiz you made up and seriously 100 = heaven nobody can score a hundred except mabye you people even then I doubt it.
                      You think I went back in time five years and made up a quiz just for you?

                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #2291
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        The you implies the people here on this site.

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                        • #2292
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
                          The you implies the people here on this site.
                          You're confused, dear. The entire quiz references the Holy Bible exclusively. Rev. Jim did't make it up, he just passed it along

                          Now, as this thread is dedicated to pointing out those who have a Fast Pass on the Hell Train, please keep your comments on topic.

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • #2293
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                            Woooot wooooooooot

                            Choo-Chug-chug-a-lugga!

                            Add your Passengers Here!

                            These folks are going to HELL for being retarded.

                            "Look Ma! I can Drive!"



                            "Look Ma! No Hands!"



                            "Look Ma! I'm an Angel!"


                            ALL ABOARD!


                            If God hates the disabled and handicapped why did Jesus cure the lame if they weren't worthy and going to hell?
                            People with such disabilities can be some of the nicest people, with no harm towards anyone so how could God not love them?
                            God created them at the end of the day so who are you to snigger at the Lords creation.

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                            • #2294
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by godstruth View Post
                              If God hates the disabled and handicapped why did Jesus cure the lame if they weren't worthy and going to hell?
                              People with such disabilities can be some of the nicest people, with no harm towards anyone so how could God not love them?
                              God created them at the end of the day so who are you to snigger at the Lords creation.
                              You may post in this thread to add passengers, not whine and complain about people not cherry picking Bible verses like you do.
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • #2295
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Where will all the Tuskegee Airmen go? Heaven??

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