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  • A VILE WIERD SISTER ORGY PARTAKER HAS DIED TODAY AT THE AGE OF 55!!! REPENT AND SHARE THIS!!!

    A vile, disgusting member of the bisexual orgy group that is commonly known as the Wierd Sisters has died today at the age of 55 years-old and has faced the just judgement of Christ. Hopefully, he repented and avoided the fate of external damnation that awaits all sexual deviants as 1 Corinthians 12 tells us. If he is in Hell, I hope that he does not return as a soldier in the Anti-Christ's army as I saw in a dream.



    Please share this with all of your friends to remind them that death comes to all and that we will all face the just judgement of Christ. Tempus fugit, momento mori. Semper pax Christe omnes voscum nunc et ad aeternum.
    Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."

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    • Re: A VILE WIERD SISTER ORGY PARTAKER HAS DIED TODAY AT THE AGE OF 55!!! REPENT AND SHARE THIS!!!

      Originally posted by Regis Alexandrus View Post
      A vile, disgusting member of the bisexual orgy group that is commonly known as the Wierd Sisters has died today at the age of 55 years-old and has faced the just judgement of Christ. Hopefully, he repented and avoided the fate of external damnation that awaits all sexual deviants as 1 Corinthians 12 tells us. If he is in Hell, I hope that he does not return as a soldier in the Anti-Christ's army as I saw in a dream.



      Please share this with all of your friends to remind them that death comes to all and that we will all face the just judgement of Christ. Tempus fugit, momento mori. Semper pax Christe omnes voscum nunc et ad aeternum.
      What the deuce?

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      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        THIS makes Jesus so happy.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          One of the founders of the radical hippie movement was sent down into the depths of hell by our loving Savior, Jesus today. Glory!




          (CNN) -- Dennis Hopper, the one-time Hollywood enfant terrible who portrayed such indelible characters as "Easy Rider's" biker Billy and "Blue Velvet's" huffing villain Frank Booth, died of prostate cancer Saturday morning at his home in Venice, California, his wife said. He was 74.

          Hopper, who was diagnosed with prostate cancer last October, was surrounded by his children when he died, his wife, Victoria Hopper, told CNN.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            One of the founders of the radical hippie movement was sent down into the depths of hell by our loving Savior, Jesus today. Glory!
            How appropriate. Sodomite cancer!
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            • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              One of the founders of the radical hippie movement was sent down into the depths of hell by our loving Savior, Jesus today. Glory!
              I guess that he was used to prove the validity of Nahum 1:3

              "The Lord is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked: the Lord hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet."

              Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."

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              • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Today, Jesus has sent the ex-wife of a dead radical hippie down to join him in hell. Glory!!

                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Robert Schuller, who preached a fuzzy bunny brand of religion that he falsely claimed was Christianity, has been called to answer for his sins. He was mostly famous for inventing California style, false Christian drive in churches. In recent years, he was more well known for needing some more money while on TV. He was very tolerant of both Roman Catholics and Jews, even though they both preach false doctrine and even though they killed Jesus. God struck down his financial empire in recent years and now he has been called for that last interview. I expect he's in a heap of trouble.
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Nazi child pornographer Günter Grass will get to scream and bang his tin drum eternally in hell. I wonder whether eels are on the menu there.
                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                    • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Jean Nidetch, an uppity woman and the founder of the Weight Watchers died on April 29 at the age of 91. While she was quite Godly when advicing women not to become monstruous obese hippopotami and to keep their shape in order to make marital relations less revolting for their husbands, she failed to follow some of the most important rules dictated by Jesus!


                      The marriage ended in divorce in 1971. She was married again, for a few months, to a bass player she met on a cruise in 1975.
                      Matthew 5:32
                      But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.

                      Fortunately, in Hell Mrs. Nidetch won't have to worry about her figure as the only nourisment her gut will receive is going to be lava enemas. Also, there will be a large support group of her peers also attending to the eternal meetings with punishing demons in the Furnace. In contrast, we can consume the delicacies of Heaven without any risk of overweight.






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                      Elmer
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                      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        She must have changed her name in a futile effort to deceive God.
                        Her parents were David Slutsky and Mae Slutsky.
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                        • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          The gates of Hell have been OPEN WIDE for an uppity negro who refused to sing for Christ the King!

                          WOOO-WOOOO!

                          BB King, a man who had a sexual affair with his guitar Lucille for some 70 years, was taken down into the very depths of HELL to play for Satan's pleasure.



                          Instead of singing Praises to the King of Kings, BB King decided to make a career singing the Blues, an old fashioned attempt to make "whitie" feel bad for having brought over hundreds of starving Africans and giving them jobs in the US for generations, no questions asked. This practice was ended when President-Gimme-All-The-Power-Lincoln "emancipated" them and refused to continue the rich tradition of Christian Charity. BB King was one of those people hired to keep the negro angry, and for that, Jesus stepped on his heart and stopped it from beating one more time.
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            BREAKING – Charles Manson Found Dead In His Prison Cell

                            Charles Manson was found unresponsive in his cell by deputies at the Corcoran State Prison in California. He was pronounced dead at 2:00 AM Friday morning after medics worked to revive the prisoner to no avail. The cause of death is currently unknown and impending autopsy results.
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                            • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Landover baptist are so blind filled with pride and hatred,
                              The bible states
                              Proverbs 16:5 ESV

                              Everyone who is arrogant in heart is an abomination to the Lord; be assured, he will not go unpunished.

                              heed the words of the lord you sit on here an praise your own works and yet do not demonstrate true Christianity. Landover Baptist is a cult that pratices bigotry and heresy from what ive see you all are ripe for the influence of the devil himself you dont contain the love of God or jesus. I am here to save you from a fate worse then death. Landover repent and turn to god.

                              1 John 4:20 ESV

                              If anyone says, “I love God,” and hates his brother, he is a liar; for he who does not love his brother whom he has seen cannot love God whom he has not seen.

                              Proverbs 10:18
                              The one who conceals hatred has lying lips, and whoever utters slander is a fool

                              heres one about judging others

                              Matthew 7:1-29 ESV
                              “Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye. ...

                              and to the so called Pastor of this cult:

                              James 1:3

                              Not many of you should become teachers, my fellow believers, because you know that we who teach will be judged more strictly.

                              Peter 2:1-2
                              “But false prophets also arose among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you, who will secretly bring in destructive heresies, even denying the Master who bought them, bringing upon themselves swift destruction. And many will follow their sensuality, and because of them the way of truth will be blasphemed.”

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                              • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Picking and choosing the word of God, out of context, rearranged and in disaccordance with the True Word is truly sinful. All you have said is falsely applied. To lie thus will earn you a spot in the Lake of Fire.
                                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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