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  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14551

    #3346
    Originally posted by Madame Frottage
    various remarks
    Oh, yes - number 3 has a head! I thought it might have been a bird. (I was just looking at the tinted bit.)

    Meanwhile, the demise of actor (?) and/or comedian (?) Ronnie Schell has been announced, snatched away before his time.


    Genesis 6:3, 5; 9:28-29 And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years . . . And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually. . . And Noah lived after the flood three hundred and fifty years. And all the days of Noah were nine hundred and fifty years: and he died.


    ​Never having heard of him I did look up one or two things, none of which sounded Godly, such as "Too Close for Comfort," "The New Temperatures Rising Show," "The Love Boat," "Love, American Style" (I stopped reading there) but I don't know what they are either so unless there was a last minute change of heart, it reads like the wickedness of man was great in the earth, turtles all the way down.

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    • Madame Frottage
      Forum Member, Midget Porn Enthusiast
      • Jan 2025
      • 214

      #3347
      There was a Rio de Janeiro mid-air collision two days ago.

      It claimed the lives of songster Oliver Tree, Argentine YouTuber Gaspi, among others.

      When you look these names you, you understand why they all had to die at once. Some of them doing even look human.



      J'adore mon cheri neighbour, Midge Jetbourne, not to be confused with filthy midget porn! She bakes the best tourtière.

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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14551

        #3348
        One of the "identity options" out there is polyamorous. This is where a number of people do mischief with one another in various combinations, somewhat like frogs. Now for a gentleman to have wives and/or concubines is one thing: God approves and The Bible explains how this is a blessing. AND HOW IT IS NOT. Foreigners are excluded, unless they worship God correctly, which is very unlikely since they've grown up somewhere nobody knows what that means.

        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
        . . if your progeny is thinking about a permanent relationship, begetting will be involved one way or another and that means GRANDCHILDREN.
        Concubines produce legitimate heirs. (Daughters would be valid too, for what it's worth.) Wives' children would take precedence but lesser valentines have no standing whatsoever in the eyes of The Lord. So that's one aspect of the thing. But now we're expected to believe that male concubines or even several husbands are equally a blessing. No child produced from such a combination is acceptable in God's congregation and therefore no grandchild.

        Against that backdrop we come to polyamory where, say, 5 men and 11 women intermingle at will (or even all at the same time) with the option of all marrying one another still on the table. Presumably they'd be wed by a witch and the "pod" could be augmented at any time. Christians find this abhorrent—but are less revolted than God—because many have been Redeemed from devils and comprehend their involvement in such arrangements.

        Jonah 3:9 Who can tell if God will turn and repent, and turn away from his fierce anger, that we perish not?

        The singer you mentioned may sometimes have been poly, suggesting this is not a case where God repented. He has set out the correct standards for relationships—polyamory is not included—whom one may marry or sell one's daughters to (as either wives or concubines) and to whom one may not. And because He loves us, it's not compulsory; many follow other traditions, including wacko ideas they cooked up last night at a séance which are therefore not traditions, yet even so God is willing to forgive where His plan for Salvation is accepted. When we see a smiting we know that has not happened.

        Isaiah 57:15 For thus saith the high and lofty One that inhabiteth eternity, whose name is Holy; I dwell in the high and holy place, with him also that is of a contrite and humble spirit, to revive the spirit of the humble, and to revive the heart of the contrite ones.

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        • Madame Frottage
          Forum Member, Midget Porn Enthusiast
          • Jan 2025
          • 214

          #3349
          Creepy former starlet Daveigh Chase has crossed the Hell bridge. She was known for being that dead girl that came of the TV in The Ring. She always seemed to be on the dark side, so it's no shock that Satan has claimed his own at the ripe age of 35. If this was the middle ages, that would be elderly, so it seems like the natural path for a girl that evoked miserable witch vibes.
          J'adore mon cheri neighbour, Midge Jetbourne, not to be confused with filthy midget porn! She bakes the best tourtière.

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          • Romeo Rovagnati
            Jesuit Insurgency Operative
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2016
            • 740

            #3350
            We should have a topic also for people who've just entered Heaven, such as Cardinal Camillo Ruini.

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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12901

              #3351
              Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
              We should have a topic also for people who've just entered Heaven, such as Cardinal Camillo Ruini.
              I read that Cardinal Ruini was the last of the Pope Benedict circle, mostly known for their altar boys. If only he would have converted to Landover Baptist he might have been forgiven.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • Madame Frottage
                Forum Member, Midget Porn Enthusiast
                • Jan 2025
                • 214

                #3352
                Not a celebrity, but I heard in the new this Irish girl tourist was raped, beheaded and hung in India. I respect the severity of this situation, however, I can't help but feel this was foregone incident. A pretty white girl travelling in a land of horny heathens is asking for serious trouble. I understand had she not lost her head, she may have had to marry her curry-slurping rapist, according to Biblical law? That would have been something. From what I could see, this girl was pagan, druid maybe, so I think this was truly for the best.
                J'adore mon cheri neighbour, Midge Jetbourne, not to be confused with filthy midget porn! She bakes the best tourtière.

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