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  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    BO KNOWS!

    What Satan's cold, barbed tallywhacker feel like now

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      This homer, whose "fashions" violated what Holy Scripture plainly says about men's and women's clothing, will get exquisitely appointed accommodations on the hell train. Tickets, please!
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      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by SUV View Post
        BO KNOWS!

        What Satan's cold, barbed tallywhacker feel like now
        Any bets on who's next?

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          THIS one, Sister Virginia! He must have done somethig powerfully evil to have got his shins shot off, like Hank's Dad on King of the Hill.

          (that's him on the left)


          And while we're at it, let's shove that unGodly "Bobby" on the train, too:



          Imagine, a BOY from a RELIGIOUS FAMILY in TEXAS (<- whose obviously got everthing going for him) wanting to grow up to be a stand-up joo comedian!!!

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          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
            Any bets on who's next?

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              Who is that Happy Hussy, Brother Deaner?

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                Originally posted by SUV View Post
                Who is that Happy Hussy, Brother Deaner?
                That, my dear Sister, is Amy Winehouse. A child of satan if I've ever seen one. If you do a Google on her name you will see all kinds of sordid filth. I don't have the strength to do it myself.

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                  Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                  That, my dear Sister, is Amy Winehouse
                  Trying - and failing, miserably - to align with JESUS, then, as do most of these grievous sinners, Brother Deaner. Simply pa-thetic

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                    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                    That, my dear Sister, is Amy Winehouse. A child of satan if I've ever seen one. If you do a Google on her name you will see all kinds of sordid filth. I don't have the strength to do it myself.
                    Is that how it's spelled? I recently went to a lecture on the evils of unsaved pop "music," and I just assumed that it was spelled Whinehouse.
                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                        She is on the DOF list and wasn't allowed in God's country! Good job Bush!!!
                        Matthew:
                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                          Ouch! Brother Deaner please warn us before you put up pictures like that. Some of us might need a bucket !


                          Leviticus 26:27-29

                          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            These two are going to Hell in a hand-basket, for wakening lust in innocent young women, and for looking like homers:

                            Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                            I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                            • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              This guy seem nice enough, but he's a Mary worshipper, so, off you go...
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                              WASHINGTON - Tim Russert, NBC News’ Washington bureau chief and the moderator of “Meet the Press,” died Friday after a sudden heart attack at the bureau, NBC News said Friday. He was 58.

                              Russert was recording voiceovers for Sunday’s “Meet the Press” program when he collapsed, the network said. He and his family had recently returned from Italy, where they celebrated the graduation of Russert’s son, Luke, from Boston College. No further details were immediately available.

                              Russert was best known as host of “Meet the Press,” which he took over in December 1991. Now in its 60th year, “Meet the Press” is the longest-running program in the history of television. But he was also a vice president of NBC News and head of its overall Washington operations, a nearly round-the-clock presence on NBC and MSNBC on election nights.
                              He was “one of the premier political journalists and analysts of his time,” Tom Brokaw, the former longtime anchor of “NBC Nightly News,” said in announcing Russert’s death. “This news division will not be the same without his strong, clear voice.”

                              In 2008, Time Magazine named Russert him one of the 100 most influential people in the world.

                              Timothy John Russert Jr. was born in Buffalo, N.Y., on May 7, 1950. He was a graduate of Canisius High School, John Carroll University and the Cleveland-Marshall College of Law. He was a member of the bar in New York and the District of Columbia.

                              Senate staffer before entering journalism
                              After graduating from law school, Russert went into politics as a staff operative. In 1976, he worked on the Senate campaign of Daniel Patrick Moynihan, D-N.Y., and in 1982, he worked on Mario Cuomo’s campaign for governor of New York. Russert joined NBC News in 1984. In April 1985, he supervised the live broadcasts of NBC’s TODAY show from Rome, negotiating and arranging an appearance by Pope John Paul II, a first for American television. In 1986 and 1987, Russert led NBC News’ weeklong broadcasts from South America, Australia and China.
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                              Of his background as a Democratic political operative, Russert said, “My views are not important.” “Lawrence Spivak, who founded ‘Meet the Press,’ told me before he died that the job of the host is to learn as much as you can about your guest’s positions and take the other side,” he said in a 2007 interview with Time magazine. “And to do that in a persistent and civil way. And that’s what I try to do every Sunday.”

                              Cuomo, Russert’s onetime boss, wrote of Russert: “Most candidates are not eager to present themselves for Tim’s incisive scrutiny, which is fed by his prodigious study and preparation. But they have little choice: appearing on ‘Meet the Press’ is today as vital to a serious candidate as being properly registered to vote.” Russert wrote two books — “Big Russ and Me” in 2004 and “Wisdom of Our Fathers” in 2006 — both of which were New York Times best-sellers.

                              Emmy for Reagan funeral coverage
                              In 2005, Russert was awarded an Emmy for his role in the coverage of the funeral of President Ronald Reagan. His “Meet the Press” interviews with George W. Bush and Al Gore in 2000 won the Radio and Television Correspondents’ highest honor, the Joan S. Barone Award, and the Annenberg Center’s Walter Cronkite Award. Russert’s March 2000 interview of Sen. John McCain shared the 2001 Edward R. Murrow Award for Overall Excellence in Television Journalism. He was also the recipient of the John Peter Zenger Award, the American Legion Journalism Award, the Veterans of Foreign Wars News Media Award, the Congressional Medal of Honor Society Journalism Award, the Allen H. Neuharth Award for Excellence in Journalism, the David Brinkley Award for Excellence in Communication and the Catholic Academy for Communication’s Gabriel Award. He was a member of the Broadcasting & Cable Hall of Fame.

                              Russert was a trustee of the Freedom Forum’s Newseum and a member of the board of directors of the Greater Washington Boys and Girls Club, and America’s Promise — Alliance for Youth. In 1995, the National Father’s Day Committee named him “Father of the Year,” Parents magazine honored him as “Dream Dad” in 1998, and in 2001 the National Fatherhood Initiative also recognized him as Father of the Year. Irish America magazine named him one of the top 100 Irish Americans in the country, and he was selected as a Fellow of the Commission of European Communities.

                              Survivors include Russert’s wife, Maureen Orth, a writer for Vanity Fair magazine, whom he met at the 1976 Democratic National Convention; and their son, Luke.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                HOOOT HOOOOOOOT

                                Cyd Charrise the dancing whore has died.





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