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  • Father Thomas Martin
    Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
    • Jul 2007
    • 1015
    #346
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!


    Satan's Boy hopped on this train,
    Watch him take the fiery rain,
    Watch him take the train to Hell
    Where Superman is layin',
    I don't think YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU want to go with him...
    ACTS 5:29
    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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      • JennyD
        Honorary True Christian™
        Sweet Placid Sister
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 9567
        #347
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post

        Satan's Boy hopped on this train,
        Watch him take the fiery rain,
        Watch him take the train to Hell
        Where Superman is layin',
        I don't think YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU want to go with him...
        So you're saying that Clifford, the Big Red X is on the Hell Train?
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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78551
            #348
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post

            Satan's Boy hopped on this train,
            Watch him take the fiery rain,
            Watch him take the train to Hell
            Where Superman is layin',
            I don't think YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU want to go with him...
            Your photograph of pope ratty didn't post. I'll help you out.



            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Father Thomas Martin
                Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                • Jul 2007
                • 1015
                #349
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                I meant to post a picture of Soulja Boy:


                Wouldn't you agree he's on the Hell Train?
                ACTS 5:29
                But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22825
                    #350
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                    I meant to post a picture of Soulja Boy:


                    Wouldn't you agree he's on the Hell Train?
                    I think you're getting the idea Mr Martin.
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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748
                        #351
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        His shirt looks like he was UNDER the hell train.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Sister Rebecca
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 390
                            #352
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!



                            Definitely bought her one-way ticket a LONG time ago.
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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621
                                #353
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                                As far as I can tell, she seems to have been dead for quite some time now, and everyone's just too polite to tell her.
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                  • Deaner
                                    Christ's Love Messenger
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 5932
                                    #354
                                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                    His shirt looks like he was UNDER the hell train.
                                    Looks like the audience urinated on him.

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78551
                                        #355
                                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                                        I meant to post a picture of Soulja Boy:


                                        Wouldn't you agree he's on the Hell Train?
                                        I'm rather stunned at the idea that a mary worshiping ring kissing papist dog like you would even know a negro boy like this. One of your ass-rape victims parishoners, "father"?

                                        I've never even heard of this boy.
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 15708
                                            #356
                                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                            Choooooo Chug-a-lugga

                                            I hope Satan enjoys your stand up act

                                            Enjoy Hell Atheist Scum!
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                                              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                                Senior Pastor
                                                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                                Always Biblically correct
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 10639
                                                #357
                                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                                                Choooooo Chug-a-lugga

                                                I hope Satan enjoys your stand up act

                                                Enjoy Hell Atheist Scum!
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                                                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                    Honorary True Christian™
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • May 2008
                                                    • 13996
                                                    #358
                                                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                    T.S. Eliot, responsible for this monstrosity, must surely be spending eternity being clawed, raped, and batted about like a chew toy by Cat-Demons!!
                                                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
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                                                      • Brother Temperance
                                                        Senior Usher
                                                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                                        A very nice young man
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 15621
                                                        #359
                                                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                        T.S. Eliot, responsible for this monstrosity, must surely be spending eternity being clawed, raped, and batted about like a chew toy by Cat-Demons!!
                                                        I dare say Satan will be showing him fear in a handful of dust. Well, that and tearing his entrails out and throwing them all over the place.
                                                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                                          • Father Thomas Martin
                                                            Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                                                            • Jul 2007
                                                            • 1015
                                                            #360
                                                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                                            I dare say Satan will be showing him fear in a handful of dust. Well, that and tearing his entrails out and throwing them all over the place.
                                                            T.S. Eliot's writings were simply children's poetry. It's Andrew Lloyd Webber who deserves all the torture here!
                                                            ACTS 5:29
                                                            But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                                                            There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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