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  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Ummmm.....That happened about August 3rd. Try to keep up.
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      I blame the Clintons (especially Bill) for my memory lapse.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        Another Romanist wearing a red beanie has been called home to the devil.

        From the JYT:

        Cardinal Avery Dulles, Theologian, Is Dead at 90

        Cardinal Avery Dulles, a scion of diplomats and Presbyterians who converted to Roman Catholicism, rose to pre-eminence in Catholic theology and became the only American theologian ever appointed to the College of Cardinals, died today died Friday morning at Fordham University in the Bronx. He was 90. His death, at the Jesuit infirmary at the university, was confirmed by the New York Province of the Society of Jesus in Manhattan.

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        In his second book, “A Testimonial to Grace,” a 1946 account of his conversion, Cardinal Dulles said his doubts about God on entering Harvard were not diminished by his studies of medieval art, philosophy and theology. But on a gray February day in 1939, strolling along the Charles River in Cambridge, he saw a tree in bud and experienced a profound moment.

        “The thought came to me suddenly, with all the strength and novelty of a revelation, that these little buds in their innocence and meekness followed a rule, a law of which I as yet knew nothing,” he wrote. “That night, for the first time in years, I prayed.”
        So was he a Mary-hailing, death-cookie-munching papist, or was he a tree-hugging, Gaia-worshiping Wickedan? Or did he perhaps incorporate both into a more syncretic path to Satan?
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          TOOT TOOT! Satan calls faggot home!

          'Johnny Cakes' of 'Sopranos' Fame Commits Suicide at 47




          (Dec. 26) - 'Sopranos' fans probably don't know the name John Costelloe, but the character he played had a huge impact.
          The 47-year-old actor gained fame in 2006 during the show's sixth season when he was cast as short-order cook Jim "Johnny Cakes" Witowski opposite Joseph Gannascoli, who played gay mobster Vito Spatafore.

          Police say the actor who portrayed the gay lover of a closeted mobster on "The Sopranos" died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound in New York last week.
          Police spokesman Lt. John Grimpel says Costelloe was found dead in an apparent suicide at his Brooklyn home on Dec. 18.
          Police were called to his residence after family members were unable to reach him.


          Costelloe's character was a short order cook at a diner in New Hampshire who gets involved in a brief romance with Vito, on the run from the mob after he was caught in a gay nightclub. After their affair, Vito heads back home where he is murdered in a hotel room.
          The nickname 'Johnny Cakes' came from Vito's daily order at the diner.


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            Meeeeooooowwwww

            Satan Calls Catwoman Home to Hell!!

            Singer, Actress Eartha Kitt Dies


            NEW YORK (Dec. 25) - Eartha Kitt, the sultry-voiced songstress, actress and dancer who went from the South Carolina cotton fields to international award-winning stardom, has died at the age of 81.


            Kitt died on Thursday of colon cancer, according to family spokesman Andrew Freedman.
            Known to the world as a self-proclaimed "sex kitten" famous for her catlike purr, Kitt was one of America's most versatile performers, winning two Emmys and nabbing a third nomination. She also was nominated for several Tonys and two Grammys.
            Her career spanned six decades, from her start as a dancer with the famed Katherine Dunham troupe to cabarets and acting and singing on stage, in movies and on television. She persevered through an unhappy childhood as a mixed-race daughter of the South and made headlines in the 1960s for denouncing the Vietnam War during a visit to the White House.
            Through the years, Kitt remained a picture of vitality and attracted fans less than half her age even as she neared 80.

            I bet Satan has her pinned down in this very position as we speak!




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              Nigra slut.


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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              • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                Nigra slut.
                I think the term you're looking for is "nigress", "nigra" is for the bucks, but I might be mistaken. And it's so hard to tell them apart! Especially when they're pickaninnies.
                Job 40:15-18 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

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                  Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                  Nigra slut.
                  Just what I was thinking!
                  If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

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                    Originally posted by Ammiel Habakuk View Post
                    I think the term you're looking for is "nigress", "nigra" is for the bucks, but I might be mistaken. And it's so hard to tell them apart! Especially when they're pickaninnies.
                    Thank you Brother I did indeed forget to use the proper female title for the Boos.


                    Leviticus 26:27-29

                    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                      Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                      Thank you Brother I did indeed forget to use the proper female title for the Boos.
                      You gentlemen had BETTER be talking about black people in the nicest possible way! We don't allow ANY racism on this board, especially for darkies and sand niggers.

                      Mexican'ts con't count. They are merely living proof that injuns piffle buffalo.
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                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        Mexican'ts con't count. They are merely living proof that injuns piffle buffalo.
                        AND they are all catlicks !


                        Leviticus 26:27-29

                        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                          Another reefer-smoking jazz-junkie has succumbed to his fate. He was a known associate of Miles Davis and John Coltrane, among other smack junkies. Now they can join the Devil in his eternal, sulfurous opium den.
                          LOS ANGELES – Freddie Hubbard, the Grammy-winning jazz musician whose style influenced a generation of trumpet players and who collaborated with such greats as Ornette Coleman, John Coltrane and Sonny Rollins, died Monday, a month after suffering a heart attack. He was 70.
                          Hubbard died at Sherman Oaks Hospital, said his manager, fellow trumpeter David Weiss of the New Jazz Composers Octet. He had been hospitalized since suffering the heart attack a day before Thanksgiving.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            Has anyone noticed the death of the unspeakable Brit Harold Pint yet? As a Joo, a pinko commie, and an English playwright, he is surely damned thrice over. And he was named after a glass of cider.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              Has anyone noticed the death of the unspeakable Brit Harold Pint yet? As a Joo, a pinko commie, and an English playwright, he is surely damned thrice over. And he was named after a glass of cider.
                              I did see this but paid it no mind. He is a Brit after all


                              Leviticus 26:27-29

                              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                                Helen Suzman, enabler of special rights for South Afreakan Negroes and thus a racist against her own race, has been called home to the devil. How do you say, "Tickets, please!" in Zulu?
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