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  • #631
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Sister, I do not want to pollute your angelic ears with the meaning of the phrase.
    Indeed. It is such a revolting, horrifying sin that we discuss it often and in detail at the men's prayer circles so that we can say imprecatory prayers against it and rebuke those who commit that sin. Of course, True Christian™ ladies need not know the lurid details, since we men have the matter well in hand, praise Jesus.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • #632
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
      Woooot wooooooooot

      Choo-Chug-chug-a-lugga!

      Add your Passengers Here!

      These folks are going to HELL for being retarded.

      "Look Ma! I can Drive!"



      "Look Ma! No Hands!"



      "Look Ma! I'm an Angel!"


      ALL ABOARD!


      that is completely out of order....who gives you the right to be so cruel...for goodness sake they are children,just innocent babies.what you gonna do if you give birth to a downs baby..?....you are one hard woman....no need for it is there?...

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      • #633
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

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        Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Satan!
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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        • #634
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          I don't suspect that my Publishers Clearinghouse sweepstakes check is going to be arriving anytime soon.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #635
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
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            Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Satan!
            When I awoke this morning to the news that Ed McMahon had passed away, I was elated. Finally, this America-hating, useful idiot of Satan is going to get the other end of the bargain he made. I can't believe that this man was allowed to roam the streets of America freely, let alone live into his 80s.

            Disgusting.

            I'll be able to sleep very well tonight knowing that this scourge to humanity is dead and gone. Good riddence!!! *spit* Now I can devote more prayers to the metastasization of Patrick Swayze and Farrah Fawcett's cancer.

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            • #636
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
              the metastasization of Patrick Swayze and Farrah Fawcett's cancer.

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              • #637
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Another "angel" in hell...

                I'm sure Satan is showing her what being a fallen angel is all about.

                HOOOOT HOOOOOOT
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                Leviticus 26:27-29

                27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                • #638
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                  Another "angel" in hell...

                  I'm sure Satan is showing her what being a fallen angel is all about.

                  HOOOOT HOOOOOOT

                  Good Riddance WHORE! She caused million of men to defile themselves in the 1970's. Billions of unborn souls are now roasting in HELL because of her.

                  I must admit I was surprised she beat Patrick Swayze, but I'm sure he'll be along in a day or two to take his place on HELL TRAIN.
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                  • #639
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                    I must admit I was surprised she beat Patrick Swayze
                    I too was shocked and disappointed, Sister. What IS it about Swayze?

                    "The Fiend Who Will Not Die"

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                    • #640
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Originally posted by SUV View Post
                      I too was shocked and disappointed, Sister. What IS it about Swayze?

                      "The Fiend Who Will Not Die"
                      Patrick Swayze is being polite. You know, ladies first!

                      His ticket is already paid for. I'm sure he'll be on the next train.

                      Imagine, McMahon, Fawcett, and Swayze all in one week! Jesus sure has been busy!

                      Yours in Christ
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                      In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                      • #641
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Looks like I am going to have to keep the hounds out the of the cemetary till the worms are done doing their job. Don't want the pups to eat bad meat.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • #642
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          More revelling in the death of your brothers.

                          What a Satanic thread, you people disgust me. All the same i find the irony quite hilarious because you pompous, judgemental fools will be straight to hell with the bile that you spill.

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                          • #643
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Jacob_Hinds View Post
                            What a Satanic thread, you people disgust me. All the same i find the irony quite hilarious because you pompous, judgemental fools will be straight to hell with the bile that you spill.
                            I trust that you can support that assertion with book, chapter, and verse.
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                            • #644
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by SUV View Post
                              I too was shocked and disappointed, Sister. What IS it about Swayze?

                              "The Fiend Who Will Not Die"
                              I can only assume that Satan does not want him either.
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                              • #645
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                I can only assume that Satan does not want him either.
                                Sadly, Brother, I can only assume the Swayze Sinner thinks he's better than.... JESUS

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