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  • #676
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Actor Karl Malden has died. He was most famous for his large monkey nose (I think).

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    • #677
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      To Karl Malden:

      Salvation. Don't leave earth without it.

      Oops, too late.
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      • #678
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        The picture of him on the left, he must love his biscuits, bacon and gravy. Quite the belly he had. That nose, looks familiar. Didn't Dan Aykroyd use that in "Nothing But Trouble" as the Judge?

        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #679
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
          "BILLY MAYS HERE....IN HELL!!!"




          The Good Lord has had a busy week casting sinners into Hell! Praise Jesus!
          Praise Jesus That He Finally died He is in Hell Burning I'm so Glad Glory!

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          • #680
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            What now? Even old Karl Malden has beaten Patrick Swayze aboard the hell train?!! JESUS! This is an outrage!!!!!!!!!!

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            • #681
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Be patient, Sister Sue! Jesus had a busy week last week casting famous sinners to Hell, and with the news of Karl Malden today, it looks like this is going to be another busy week as well! I think maybe the Lord is keeping Swayze hanging on life's edge for sheer drama. Jesus is going to kill a couple a more famous people and then -- voila! -- the Grand Finale! Patrick Swayze will be the cherry on the sundae! Just be patient, my dear!

              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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              • #682
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Click image for larger version Name: 200px-Mollie_Sugden_as_Mrs_Slocombe.jpg Views: 1 Size: 10.0 KB ID: 1907350

                Is Satan being served?
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                Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                • #683
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Mollie Sugden finally passed? She was pretty ancient.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • #684
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!


                    Karl Malden in “Doonesbury”

                    Karl Malden                    , the Academy Award-winning character actor whose half-century in show business carried him from the theater to films and then to television, where he policed the streets of San Francisco and became indelibly identified with a commercial for traveler's checks, died Wednesday at his home in Los Angeles.
                    Will the Streets of San Francisco EVER be safe?
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • #685
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post

                      Karl Malden in “Doonesbury”
                      Will the Streets of San Francisco EVER be safe?
                      Of course they will, once the Rapture comes around and we take away that filthy messican name from it, and rename it with a proper American name, like Libertyville, or better yet, a real American Biblical name.
                      Job 40:15-18 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

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                      • #686
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Steve McNair, negro, and former NFL Quarterback with the Tennessee Titans and Baltimore Ravens was found shot to death yesterday. he was found shot dead accompanied by a woman who was not his wife. Nashville police have ruled the killing a homicide.

                        God has certainly been busy claiming Hellbound sinners the past week and a half!

                        Yours in Christ
                        Brother Lazarus
                        In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                        • #687
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
                          Steve McNair, negro, and former NFL Quarterback with the Tennessee Titans and Baltimore Ravens was found shot to death yesterday. he was found shot dead accompanied by a woman who was not his wife. Nashville police have ruled the killing a homicide.

                          God has certainly been busy claiming Hellbound sinners the past week and a half!

                          Yours in Christ
                          Brother Lazarus
                          I saw this Brother, my guess it was a murder suicide. I have witnessed many a nigra buck kill their beeyatch, and then commit suicide by shooting themselves in the back of the head multiple times.

                          They can be quite determined.


                          Leviticus 26:27-29

                          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                          • #688
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Jesus is staying busy! Former US Defense Secretary Robert McNamara has boarded the Hell Train.

                            Yours in Christ
                            Brother Lazarus
                            In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                            • #689
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Last night I had a dream that Jamie Foxx died. Let's pray the Lord granted me with prophecy!

                              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                              • #690
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
                                Jesus is staying busy! Former US Defense Secretary Robert McNamara has boarded the Hell Train.

                                Yours in Christ
                                Brother Lazarus
                                What a waste! McNamara was a fine, Godly man for a period of time when he was orchestrating the carpet bombing of those ungrateful slants in the jungles of Vietnam. Unfortunately he signed on with the devil and turned commie after the war.

                                Too bad for him!
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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