[Godfly]

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Hmmm . . .


Another band that can only do reunion tours in the fiery lake now.

Yet their songs will sound pretty much the same. YAHHHHHHH!!!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I am pleased to announce that America is one demon poorer today. Jesus has seen fit to dispatch one of those punk rock singers to the hell he so richly yearned for. I assume that his "Sharona" will be waiting there for him, fangs bared.

LOL! Right now Satan is leering over Doug pointing at his massive crotch and singing "oooh my little pretty one, pretty one... have a ride on My ba-boner..... Ma ma ma my ba-boner!

p/s: When is that whore Elizabeth Taylor going to validate her ticket on HELL Train?

[SUV]

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p/s: When is that whore Elizabeth Taylor going to validate her ticket on HELL Train?

I'm guessing she's wanting just one more Marriage before she checks out because for her, "Eight is not enough!" It's been some years now since her last one to construction-worker-cum-co-Rehab-drunk-buddy Larry Fortensky. So she's probably too busy looking for her next Victim than to just DIE ALREADY!!!

[Godfly]

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I'm guessing she's wanting just one more Marriage before she checks out because for her, "Eight is not enough!" It's been some years now since her last one to construction-worker-cum-co-Rehab-drunk-buddy Larry Fortensky. So she's probably too busy looking for her next Victim than to just DIE ALREADY!!!

She bought herself an extra few years by sending Micheal Jackson in her place.

[Samuel Coleridge]

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Oh glory be unto God in the highest!

Dick Cheney hospitalized with chest pains!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Oh glory be unto God in the highest!

Dick Cheney hospitalized with chest pains!

Maybe he is being punished for his recent fag-enabling.

[James Dewitt]

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Actor Charlie Sheen enters rehab


Sheen spent much of Christmas Day in a cell

Actor Charlie Sheen has entered rehab and will be taking a break from filming his popular TV series, Two and a Half Men, his publicist has said.
It comes two months after the 44-year-old was arrested following a fight with his wife, Brooke Mueller, at their home in Aspen, Colorado on Christmas day.



I hope its a Baptist Rehab facility, May be Charlie will find Jesus while he is drying out! Praise Jesus

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

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Who didn't have a fight with their family on Christmas day?

[Levi Jones]

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Boner is dead! Woo woo!

Andrew Koenig's Body Found in Vancouver Park



Actor Andrew Koenig -- best known for his role as Kirk Cameron's pal Boner on the '80s sitcom Growing Pains -- was found dead Thursday in Vancouver, B.C.
At a press conference attended by Koenig's family Thursday evening, police said the actor's body was discovered "in a densely wood area ... unseen from the path" by "family and friends who initiated their own private search." (His father, Star Trek actor Walter Koenig, was among the people who joined in on the search.)
Foul play is not suspected.
"My son took his own life," his father Walter told reporters, adding that his son had been battling depression.
"Don't ignore it; don't rationalize it," he said in regards to depression. "Extend a hand." (for boner)

His father is Chekov from the Star Trek. I guess the son was always one of the guys wearing the red shirt.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Menstruation: it's not just harmless fun. That's what Hollywood whore Brittany Murphy found out the hard way, according to the LA coroner's office.

LA coroner: Anemia, meds left Murphy vulnerable

LOS ANGELES - Severe anemia left whore Brittany Murphy weakened and vulnerable to pneumonia and the prescription medications she was using to treat it, according to an autopsy report released Thursday.

The report stated Murphy's menstrual period contributed to her anemia and left her in a weakened state and vulnerable to infection. It also contributed the effects that a host of drugs, including hydrocodone and acetaminophen, had on the 32-year-old strumpet, according to the report.

This should serve as a chilling wake-up call to young women across the nation. Spread the red, and you could end up dead! Had she spent her unclean time quietly praying in a shack instead of gallivanting around committing whoredoms left and right, I've no dount she would still be stealing oxygen today. And as for you men who think it might be "hot" to go "hunting for Red October?" Remember the Word of the LORD:

Leviticus 20:18

And if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Menstruation: it's not just harmless fun. That's what Hollywood whore Brittany Murphy found out the hard way, according to the LA coroner's office.
This should serve as a chilling wake-up call to young women across the nation. Spread the red, and you could end up dead! Had she spent her unclean time quietly praying in a shack instead of gallivanting around committing whoredoms left and right, I've no dount she would still be stealing oxygen today. And as for you men who think it might be "hot" to go "hunting for Red October?" Remember the Word of the LORD:

Leviticus 20:18

And if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people.

SPREAD THE RED WILL LEAVE YOU DEAD!

(Unless you spread it around your door strep, then it will keep your first born son alive in certain circumstances)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Jesus sends another Jap-lover to hell.

US pilot who dismissed Pearl Harbor reports dies

SAN DIEGO -- Hawaii-based pilot Kermit Tyler thought the big blip on the radar screen on Dec. 7, 1941, was a fleet of U.S. B-17 bombers due in from the mainland, so he replied "don't worry about it" when told of the approaching mass that turned out to be the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor.

Tyler, who was ultimately cleared of wrongdoing, has died at age 96, content he did all he could that morning.

He was the Army Air Forces' first lieutenant on temporary duty at Ft. Shafter's radar information center in Hawaii when two privates reporting seeing an unusually sizable blip on their radar screen, indicating a large number of aircraft about 132 miles away and fast approaching.

The aircraft were the first wave of more than 180 Japanese fighters, torpedo bombers, dive bombers and horizontal bombers whose surprise attack on Pearl Harbor shortly before 8 a.m. plunged the United States into World War II.

Many questioned his decision for years, and the 1970 movie "Tora! Tora! Tora!" portrayed him in an unflattering light. Audiences watching a documentary at the Pearl Harbor Visitors Center theater still groan when they hear Tyler's response to the radar report.

But Daniel Martinez, Pearl Harbor historian for the National Park Service, said Tyler's role was misunderstood and that congressional committees and military inquiries that looked into what happened at Pearl Harbor did not find him at fault. He said a flight of B-17s flying in from Hamilton Field north of San Francisco was indeed due to land at Hickam Field.

"Kermit Tyler took the brunt of the criticism, but that was practically his first night on the job, and he was told that if music was playing on the radio all night, it meant the B-17s were coming in," Martinez said

The music played all night so the B-17 pilots could home in on the signal, and when he heard the music as he was driving to work, Tyler figured the aircraft would be coming in soon.

"I wake up at nights sometimes and think about it," Tyler said in a 2007 interview with the Star-Ledger of Newark, N.J. "But I don't feel guilty. I did all I could that morning."

Tyler, who suffered two strokes within the last two years, died Jan. 23 at his home in San Diego, said his daughter Julie Jones.

After Pearl Harbor, Tyler flew combat missions in the Pacific. He retired from the Air Force as a lieutenant colonel in 1961, launched a career in real estate, and was a landlord.

Tyler is survived by three children. He was preceded in death by his wife, Marian, and a son.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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I note happily the evil little troll, Gary Coleman, was stricken with demons and collapsed while doing a TV appearance. Apparently some nonChristian TV doctor (read that as 'quack') was able to summon aid before Coleman expired.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

PRAISE GOD! Mormon heretic kills himself in 9 story fall!

Marie Osmond's (notable Mormon heretic and adulteress) teenage son has jumped 9 stories to his death!

Satan will sure know what to do with a Mormon, and an Osmond to boot!!!

[SUV]

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Actor Charlie Sheen enters rehab

I wish I could have seen it when they strapped down Liza Minelli

"They're on the HELL TRAIN........and they CAN'T GET OFF!!!"