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  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    I'm taking bets that the terribly sinful Dennis Hopper will be (easy) riding on Satan's engorged tallywacker by the end of the month.

    Place your bets here!
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    • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      John Forsythe, star of the soft-core porn show Charlie's Angels and the sodomite favorite Dynasty, is dead. He'll get to say, "Good morning, demons" in one of Satan's rape rooms every morning for eternity.
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      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        I followed that link Pastor, it begins,
        John Forsythe, the debonair actor whose matinee-idol looks,...
        I always saw him as a smarmy, self-obsessed closet homer and a poor model for today's youth. He'll be discovering, even as I write, if Satan is fooled by appearances.
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        • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          This guy is probably driving the train or very close to being 'promoted' to driving it. The very least he is in one of the 'first class' cars with his scientology:


          and this one too with hezbollah:

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          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by humble servant View Post
            This guy is probably driving the train or very close to being 'promoted' to driving it. The very least he is in one of the 'first class' cars with his scientology:


            and this one too with hezbollah:
            Yay i get to ride the train with celebrities

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            • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by tegs mckeg View Post
              Yay i get to ride the train with celebrities
              no you not cuz satan gonna rides your caboose, so there!

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              • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by Petal View Post
                no you not cuz satan gonna rides your caboose, so there!
                Petal you are simply precious. How nice of you to point that out to the God Mocker.

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                • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  Petal you are simply precious. How nice of you to point that out to the God Mocker.
                  but i didnt mock god i jus said i wanted to hang out with the celebrities... i thought this was some celebrity fundraiser or something im so confused. im only 12

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                  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by tegs mckeg View Post
                    but i didnt mock god i jus said i wanted to hang out with the celebrities... i thought this was some celebrity fundraiser or something im so confused. im only 12
                    May be you should go outside and play. This forum is for grown ups. Now be a good lad and run off. Say why dont you pick up a KJV 1611 and do a little reading.

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                    • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Originally posted by humble servant View Post
                      This guy is probably driving the train or very close to being 'promoted' to driving it. The very least he is in one of the 'first class' cars with his scientology:


                      and this one too with hezbollah:
                      They're not dead. How can they be on the Hell Train, exactly?
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                      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        They're not dead. How can they be on the Hell Train, exactly?
                        Hell is their destination and I believe that the hell train is a metaphor for their lives and how their lives are a journey. At the end of the journey is hell just like at the end of their lives.

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                        • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by humble servant View Post
                          Hell is their destination and I believe that the hell train is a metaphor for their lives and how their lives are a journey. At the end of the journey is hell just like at the end of their lives.
                          This is weird, that made some sense.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            "God Save The Queer!"

                            Oh wait, He didn't!

                            Woot woot for Malcolm!

                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Anatoly Dobrynin, longtime Commieland ambassador to God's favorite country, has been summoned home to Comrade Satan.

                              Sinners of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but ... well, everything, actually.

                              Билеты, пожалуйста.
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                              • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
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                                Билеты, пожалуйста.
                                Rofl!
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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