[Lycia The Repentant]

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Mike Starr, bassist for notorious druggie band Alice in Chains and "patient" on VH1's Celebrity Rehab, was found dead today!

The only injection he'll be getting is boiling hot demon semon! Shout Glory!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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What do you guys think of Justin Beiber? I think that he should be on that "Hell-train".

I think you'll find the answer to your question about that "gay" agenda recruitment tool here - http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=41162

[Cursed]

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Mike Starr, bassist for notorious druggie band Alice in Chains and "patient" on VH1's Celebrity Rehab, was found dead today!

The only injection he'll be getting is boiling hot demon semon! Shout Glory!

One less hippy!

They're like lemmings. "Hey bro, hand me that needle."

"Sure bro, here you go. Oh my god, you died!"

(looks around furtively)

"Dude, I scored!"

(injects self)

"Duuuu... gah... gaaahag...."

Dumb hippies, when will they ever learn?

[Alphonse Alban]

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Dumb hippies, when will they ever learn?

Never, I hope. Survival of the fittest one-on-one for hippies, for worshiping that evil-ution.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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One of the most notorious drug pushers of the 1960's has been sent to hell today by Jesus. He peddled narcotics to the elite rock stars in satan's stable, causing them to write songs glorifying their use and the rejection of Christ's love. I hope he enjoys his eternity in hell, suffering unspeakable tortures.

Psychedelic icon Owsley Stanley dies in Australia

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Owsley "Bear" Stanley, a 1960s counterculture figure who flooded the flower power scene with LSD and was an early benefactor of the Grateful Dead, died in a car crash in his adopted home country of Australia on Sunday, his family said. He was believed to be 76.

The renegade grandson of a former governor of Kentucky, Stanley helped lay the foundation for the psychedelic era by producing more than a million doses of LSD at his labs in San Francisco's Bay Area.

"He made acid so pure and wonderful that people like Jimi Hendrix wrote hit songs about it and others named their band in its honor," former rock 'n' roll tour manager Sam Cutler wrote in his 2008 memoirs "You Can't Always Get What You Want."

Hendrix's song "Purple Haze" was reputedly inspired by a batch of Stanley's product, though the guitarist denied any drug link. The ear-splitting blues-psychedelic combo Blue Cheer took its named from another batch.

Stanley briefly managed the Grateful Dead, and oversaw every aspect of their live sound at a time when little thought was given to amplification in public venues. His tape recordings of Dead concerts were turned into live albums.

The Dead wrote about him in their song "Alice D. Millionaire" after a 1967 arrest prompted a newspaper to describe Stanley as an "LSD millionaire." Steely Dan's 1976 single "Kid Charlemagne" was loosely inspired by Stanley's exploits.

According to a 2007 profile in the San Francisco Chronicle, Stanley started cooking LSD after discovering the recipe in a chemistry journal at the University of California, Berkeley.

The police raided his first lab in 1966, but Stanley successfully sued for the return of his equipment. After a marijuana bust in 1970, he went to prison for two years.

"I wound up doing time for something I should have been rewarded for," he told the Chronicle's Joel Selvin. "What I did was a community service, the way I look at it. I was punished for political reasons. Absolutely meaningless. Was I a criminal? No. I was a good member of society. Only my society and the one making the laws are different."

He emigrated to the tropical Australian state of Queensland in the early 1980s, apparently fearful of a new ice age, and sold enamel sculptures on the Internet. He lost one of his vocal cords to cancer.

Stanley was born Augustus Owsley Stanley III in Kentucky, a state governed by his namesake grandfather from 1915 to 1919. He served in the U.S. Air Force for 18 months, studied ballet in Los Angeles, and then enrolled at UC Berkeley. In addition to being an LSD advocate, he adhered to an all-meat diet.

A statement released by Cutler on behalf of Stanley's family said the car crash occurred near his home in far north Queensland. He is survived by his wife Sheila, four children, eight grandchildren, and two great-grandchildren.

I post the following song for the study of sin only. True Christians(tm) are immune from enjoying such filth, but I warn the unsaved viewers to clutch your Bibles tightly while playing the nigra video below.

[SUV]

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May he marinate forever in Satan's BATH SALTS!!!

[EbeneezerGoode]

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id say hells a great place, ill the fun people go there , elvis, jim morrison etc sounds like one massive party with loadsa free drugs and stuff

[HTannor]

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id say hells a great place, ill the fun people go there , elvis, jim morrison etc sounds like one massive party with loadsa free drugs and stuff

Are you high?

How dare you barge into our Godly Forum and spew such drivel.

[Born Again Bob]

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id say hells a great place, ill the fun people go there , elvis, jim morrison etc sounds like one massive party with loadsa free drugs and stuff

Dear Friend,

Hell has torments large and small.

* You will have to wear a name tag for Eternity, even after everyone knows your name
* Is there key lime pie in hell? Oh, yes...warm key lime pie!
* Daily, compulsory hokey-pokey dancing
* Hell's reading selection: SkyMall magazine and a New York Post from April 14, 1982
* Despite assurances, the names of your movies do appear on your hotel bill
* Billboards everywhere ask, "Hot enough for ya?" and proclaim, "It is what it is."
* Everyone's in bicycle shorts and cut-offs.... everyone
* AOL dial-up is only means of accessing the Internet
* You will have to give periodic, detailed feedback to Hell's Six Sigma Team, devoted to quality control and improvement of the customer experience


In Hell:

* They give you an Olive Garden-style beeper that will light up when it's time to go to Heaven....except yours never seems to go off
* Your phone number is one digit off from Horny Havel's All-Night Zoo Crew call-in, a Serbian language shock jock show
* No matter how you program it, TiVo fills up with Mama's Family
* If you left any unpaid credit card balances at your death, you need to work them off...
* ...after viewing a preachy Powerpoint presentation entitled "Credit Cards and You: A Partnership of Trust"
* Paul Harvey's broadcasts always end with the same twist... "but it turned out he was burning in Hell."

And now you know...the rest of the story.

Yours in Him,
bab

[SUV]

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* You will have to give periodic, detailed feedback to Hell's Six Sigma Team, devoted to quality control and improvement of the customer experience

...but no "Solutions" will ever be proposed, and there will be no number given to Press for English and the robots will not understand you and say, "I thiiiiiiiink youuuu said....your naaaaame....is.....Pet-TUNE-ya - diiiid I get thaaat Right?" and so even if you can get them to speak English, you just keep on decending to a different level of the Inferno, over and over again, and it all is really going to mess up ones' Lifestyle......

JESUS!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Imagine all of those people in the Ornament who have boarded or will soon board the Shinkansen to hell. How do you say, "Tickets, please" in Asian?

[HTannor]

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How do you say, "Tickets, please" in Asian?

"No tickee, No ridee."

[Remy Lebeau]

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These lil rock worshipping nips have got their tickets and are all lined up.



Here comes the train!!! Choo!!! Choo!!!




Even a massive tsunami cannot put out the engine fires of the train whose fuel is human anguish. But hopefully, for those who miss the train, it will open their practically closed slanty eyes to the Power of Christ.

Praise Jesus!!!!

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Brother Remy That picture would make one fine oil painting for my den, is it copyrighted?

[HTannor]

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Good news, Brothers and Sisters:

Elizabeth Taylor enters 2nd month in LA hospital


The Associated Press
LOS ANGELES - Elizabeth Taylor has entered her second month at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, where she is being treated for symptoms of congestive heart failure.


Publicist Jamie Cadwell said Tuesday that the 79-year-old actress remains hospitalized after she was admitted to Cedars-Sinai in early February.



Cadwell did not elaborate about Taylor's current condition or prognosis.
Taylor announced her congestive heart failure diagnosis in 2004.


The Oscar-winning actress has received friends in her hospital room, where she also watched the Academy Awards to celebrate her birthday last month.

Well, maybe it's bad news since the harlot is hanging in there.



Nothing of late on the gimp Zsa Zsa, but we can always hope.