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  • Diesel Stanford
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    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Martha Chung View Post
    Two-and-a-Half Men star Concheta Farrell aka "Crotch-Feta Farewell" has died, apparently. Not that I knew who she was. I hardly watch much television, except for some tastefully selected programs on Vision TV, which I've never seen her on. I avoid watching uncouth, obese laugh-riots. Talking of obese, it's unsurprising what she must have died of. She would have done better to have heed the Biblical advice on her sin.

    Philippians 3:19


    “Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.)”

    I thought my brother's mother-in-law was the ugliest woman I have ever seen, but this picture proofs me wrong.

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  • Martha Chump
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    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
    Glory glory hallelujah! Just a shame that coke-fueled maniac Carlos "Charlie Sheen" Estevez didn't accompany her into the fiery pit. That program was so filthy and vile that it actually got the half man, Angus T. Jones, to accept Jesus as his savior and become a True Christian.





    Finally, a child star who turned out normal. Now he can join us in our mirth as Berta the Behemoth broils in Hell.

    Glory!

    He looks more Christ-like with the beard!


    And yeah! Death to all fatties!

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  • Dennis Lukes
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    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Martha Chung View Post
    Two-and-a-Half Men star Concheta Farrell aka "Crotch-Feta Farewell" has died, apparently.
    Glory glory hallelujah! Just a shame that coke-fueled maniac Carlos "Charlie Sheen" Estevez didn't accompany her into the fiery pit. That program was so filthy and vile that it actually got the half man, Angus T. Jones, to accept Jesus as his savior and become a True Christian.





    Finally, a child star who turned out normal. Now he can join us in our mirth as Berta the Behemoth broils in Hell.

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  • Martha Chump
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    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
    I avoid watching channels owned by Canuckistani joos from Tajikistan.
    Is it really? I never knew. Peter got it in a discount cable package, he didn't want to waste too much good money on my TV consumption. I only watch it for the musical selections, like the The Gaither Gospel Hour.






    Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
    But Mrs Farrell was certainly a large woman. Do we know if she exploded to death?

    Most likely, I can practically hear her lard sizzling like bacon in Hell right now.

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  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
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    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Martha Chung View Post
    I hardly watch much television, except for some tastefully selected programs on Vision TV
    I avoid watching channels owned by Canuckistani joos from Tajikistan. But Mrs Farrell was certainly a large woman. Do we know if she exploded to death?

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