[LW1997 (On Moderation)]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

And so we wave farewell to Bill Withers, a man curiously named after the highest part of a horse's back. Ain't no sunshine where he's gone.

And that drummer has a message for all children: Just say No to the pot!

The only good news for him is that it is hot where he is gone. Maybe a little too hot.

[Isabella White]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Yes. I was so very sorry to hear about your sister. It must have been such an embarrassment to the family.

Oh, dear Joanna, I'm afraid that someone has crossed your wires. That Deloris person is not my sister. I have one sister -- Agatha -- and she would never allow herself to become entangled in the devil's web. Agatha is far too fussy for any such shenanigans (as you shall see in the attached photo of her just after she had her 80th birthday.) Heavens above -- Daddy did his utmost to raise us in the holiness tradition -- I shudder to think of his reaction if such a thing had happened to us.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

As for the drummer, I can see your point very clearly -- oh, yes! I mean, just look at him, leering away like that, like he's having the time of his life. Why, if he keeps that up, he will end up just like poor Deloris here:

Yes. I was so very sorry to hear about your sister. It must have been such an embarrassment to the family.

[Isabella White]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

And so we wave farewell to Bill Withers, a man curiously named after the highest part of a horse's back. Ain't no sunshine where he's gone.

And that drummer has a message for all children: Just say No to the pot!

Amen, dear Sister Joanna. Amen! Mind you, I've never heard of this Bill Withers person, but I suppose it won't be all that long now until he actually will be withering.

As for the drummer, I can see your point very clearly -- oh, yes! I mean, just look at him, leering away like that, like he's having the time of his life. Why, if he keeps that up, he will end up just like poor Deloris here:

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

And so we wave farewell to Bill Withers, a man curiously named after the highest part of a horse's back. Ain't no sunshine where he's gone.

And that drummer has a message for all children: Just say No to the pot!