[MitzaLizalor]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Sounds Welsh.

[Didymus Much]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Are we going to overlook the fact Norman Lloyd died a few days ago?

Why don't you help by listing some of the ways that Mr. Lloyd, though seemingly lauded throughout the acting community for his warmth and generosity, was actually an willing agent of Satan? Use plenty of Scripture.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Are we going to overlook the fact Norman Lloyd died a few days ago?

Yep. This is a thread for spreading the news about the death and damnation of famous people and celebrities. This thread would extend to thousands and thousands of pages if we talked about every random soul cast into Hell.

[Philip B.]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Are we going to overlook the fact Norman Lloyd died a few days ago?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Tawny Kitaen

OK, that's enough of the poetry love-in. What is preferable? Secular values determined by biology? Or knowledge of the only true God.

John 17:2-3 [Jesus speaking] As thou [God] hast given him [Jesus] power over all flesh, that he [Jesus] should give eternal life to as many as thou [God] hast given him. And this is life eternal, that they might know thee [God] the only true God, and Jesus Christ [Jesus] whom thou [God] hast sent.

Disobedience? Or obedience. Salesmen aren't noted for precision in their use of language. Tawny on the other hand seems rather too clear in what she intends to happen next. The Bible also offers clarity, particularly concerning our lives in the World To Come and the utter degradation of everyone rejection God's Perfect Love.

So enough with the love-ins and the questions all secularists encounter when trying to make decisions without God. Tawny Kitaen encouraged disobedience and has now discovered what happens next.

[Didymus Much]

Re: nobody Expects the spanish inquisition

Amogus

Amogus!
Amogus, Amogus, Bo-bo-gus,
Bo-na-na fanna fo-fo-gus,
Fee fi fo-go-gus,
Amogus!

[Leviprochessus_666]

nobody Expects the spanish inquisition

Amogus

[handmaiden]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

One of his obsessions was separating church and state. Ridiculous. We need more church in government, not less. Especially the faith of Landover Baptist. Our Church will run all government some day and the U.S. will sin less.

Amen to that Brother Mayor! Our hold over laws on the local, state and federal level will make it more difficult to sin and/or punish it severely so that people won't wish to take the risk.

Of course, we can't force people to stop sinning altogether because people have to give their hearts to Christ for that. But if people won't accept Jesus and the real threat of hell, then we have to make a little hell here on Earth for them.

Even if that isn't enough to get them Saved(c), we have the satisfaction of knowing that we tried and that The Lord doesn't have to look down upon more sins being committed in open defiance of Him.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Walter Mondale served with False Christian, Jimmy Carter, as his Vice President, chose a dago woman as his own vice presidential candidate when he ran for executive office (did he even want to win?) and was a staunch Democrat his entire life.
Well, Jesus gave him 93 years to repent of all that, but there is nothing in the news to suggest that he did so. Thus, it is "Choo, choo to you, Mr. Mondale!"
Enjoy your blistered skin and daily anal rapes, Fritz!

One of his obsessions was separating church and state. Ridiculous. We need more church in government, not less. Especially the faith of Landover Baptist. Our Church will run all government some day and the U.S. will sin less.

[handmaiden]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Walter Mondale served with False Christian, Jimmy Carter, as his Vice President, chose a dago woman as his own vice presidential candidate when he ran for executive office (did he even want to win?) and was a staunch Democrat his entire life.

Well, Jesus gave him 93 years to repent of all that, but there is nothing in the news to suggest that he did so. Thus, it is "Choo, choo to you, Mr. Mondale!"


Enjoy your blistered skin and daily anal rapes, Fritz!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Can the Church of England accommodate deathbed conversions? Although technically an Anglican, didn't he start out as Greek Orthodox? Perhaps by fusing the two he'd hoped to found a sort of "English Orthodox" denomination which on the whole seems marginally preferable to Londonian Catholicism (if such a thing can even be imagined) but they have been rehearsing their liturgy for some time. And let's face it, any of these would be preferable to Pope Frank.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

You have my congratulations, British people! Hallelujah! That old bastard is FINALLY dead! I hope you'll remember him as he lived, as an obnoxious racist househusband and unemployed welfare scrounger.

[handmaiden]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

The papers note that he was "the longest serving consort in British history." I wonder if the Mrs. would have ginned up charges against him and had him "dismissed" earlier if he had failed to provide healthy heirs to the throne.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Phil the Greek, as he was known throughout Britain, failed to deny many things during his excessively long lifetime. The unconventional science boffin and former mediocre soccer player David Icke provided research proving both the Duke-of-Ed and his wife to be shape-shifting reptilians from "space":

He said: "The whole obsession of interbreeding among royals and big banking and political families is to hold the genetic structure together because it would quickly be diluted if they bred outside it."

Normally one would dismiss such claims as the ravings of a madman, but did Prince Philip deny it? No, he did not!

It was noted that he received preferential treatment after the Brexit, not being returned to his place of birth like other Europeons. Perhaps the authorities couldn't decide whether to put him on a boat to Greece or fire him into the firmament? Now they will have to help him on his way to by digging a particularly deep hole for him.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

SHOUT GLORY!

Prince Philip, the Dook of Edinburgh, dies at the unnatural age of 99! He claimed to be the Living God and was the founder of the Prince Philip cult, where uneducated savages were lured into worshiping the fornicatory consort of the Queen Elizabeth, the 2nd one. He was a reckless driver and caused oftentimes unprecedented havoc when driving on the strange left-wing motorways of the United Kingdom.



He never explicitly denied his claim of being the Living God. Let us see how the Bible assesses his attempts to oust Jesus Christ.

Exodus 20:3
Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

Case closed. At this very moment Mr. Philip is undoubtedly receiving his first tungsten enemas from Satan's most violent demons. It is what he chose.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer