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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    John Lewis was one of those people who never understood the Bible nor God's determination to keep the races separate. That God put the races on different continents should have communicated His intentions clearly enough. Certainly segregationists understood this.

    When Lewis resisted segregation he earned his seat on the hell train.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    U.S. Representative John Lewis, champion of the delusion of separation of church and state has been smote by the Lord thy God for spiritual insubordination. He will find there are no civil rights in HELL!
    “Rep. Lewis’ significance in American history can’t be overstated. He cemented his legacy as an intersectional civil rights icon who worked tirelessly to ensure that every American is treated equally regardless of the color of their skin, who they love or what they believe. We thank him for including church-state separation and religious freedom among the important issues he championed, and we extend our heartfelt condolences to his friends and family.”
    Goes on about "freedom" you'd wonder if he'd ever been anywhere freedom as he sees it ever existed? Religious freedom where the religion outlaws Church construction? Where saying, "No thank you, not today," to idolatrous grovelling gets your head chopped straight off? If you're lucky? Anne Boleyn was lucky. She had the best swordsman in Europe. And for precisely that reason. Religious freedom.

    Anyway, a better solution would seem to be separation of State and Government. Like 2 banks of a river (perhaps I'm getting sentimental) the State on one side, Government on the other . . .

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    U.S. Representative John Lewis, champion of the delusion of separation of church and state has been smote by the Lord thy God for spiritual insubordination. He will find there are no civil rights in HELL!

    And you KNOW he's riding in the BACK of the TRAIN!
    Glory!

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Jesus is CLEANING HOUSE!!!

    Grant Imahara, sneaky Asian lad with a thing for robots, was struck down by the Lord his God with a sudden brain aneurysm in a show of Divine Power and Might. Shunning church to spend time with the homosexual couple known as the Mythbusters, Imahara is now riding the Hell Train!



    Woo Woo!

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    God is clear that not everyone accepts His word. Love thought to transcend what we owe to Him, killing Himself for us in Christ, giving all His substance yet certain to be rejected by the majority who'd prefer value systems not in accordance with His Explicit Advice then wail because outcomes He'd advised were certain eventuated, can hardly be considered "love" at all.

    Song of Solomon 8:6-7 Set me as a seal upon thine heart, as a seal upon thine arm: for love is strong as death; jealousy is cruel as the grave: the coals thereof are coals of fire, which hath a most vehement flame. Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it: if a man would give all the substance of his house for love, it would utterly be contemned.


    So many choose something different from The Bible. Read it, then decide. Do you prefer God? Or would you rather contribute to a different paradigm, where values you agree with others are preferred.

    Joshua 24:14-15 Now therefore fear the LORD, and serve him in sincerity and in truth: and put away the gods which your fathers served on the other side of the flood, and in Egypt; and serve ye the LORD. And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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  • handmaiden
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    Some young woman from a show called Glee died by drowning. Even if I were not a True Christian(tm) the thought of the Glee being removed from the public scene might provide some satisfaction.

    Of course, it is actually a tragedy, and if I were not a True Christian(tm) accepting of God's Power and Wrath then I suppose that I would feel badly about the situation.

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  • Isabella White
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    Originally posted by Esther B. View Post
    Kelly Preston, Hellywood harlot, scientologist, and John Travolta's beard, punched a ticket on the Hell Train today. Praise Jesus!
    Oh yes, dear Sister Esther -- to the sweet , I give This is what that John Revolting gets, after insulting Almighty by rejecting blessed commands from within the radiant . Why, I think most people know what it says about people who willfully sin by trying to act like members of the opposite sex:

    Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God."

    And, yet, did little Johnny (or, should I say, big Edna) pay attention to this very Holy instruction from the Throne of Heaven? No! So, he gets what he deserves. Rest in peaces, Mrs. Revolting.

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  • Esther B.
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    Kelly Preston, Hellywood harlot, scientologist, and John Travolta's beard, punched a ticket on the Hell Train today. Praise Jesus!

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  • Basilissa
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    Originally posted by DominiqueDomgaard View Post
    Reverend Georg Ratzinger has died; he was the brother of ex-Pope (or emeritus) Benedict.

    How many boy rapes did he turn blindly from in his lifetime?
    They had more than one priest in the Rat-something family?! Were all the siblings raped as children? That would certainly explain it, with the victims turning into perpetrators ad adults.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    (see attached)


    I♥︎NY — I'd always thought it was a Greek island until today


    https://www.pbs.org/newshour/arts/milton-glaser-designer-of-i-love-ny-logo-dies-at-91


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    Attached Files

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  • handmaiden
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    I confess to feeling a little frustrated by all this wheeled and pedaled vehicular talk. Has The Lord sent no one of consequence to Hell these past few days?

    Yes, I know that unimportant people die everyday. But when God's Wrath brings down someone in the limelight who never bent their knee to Him, I feel a certain satisfaction.


    It's such a wonderful opportunity to preach on His behalf, you know?

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Pentacycle, anyone?

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  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
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    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    The important question here though is: is that still a bike if it only has a single wheel?
    You're right that it's a unicycle. How do you abbreviate that? Perhaps a unike.

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  • Basilissa
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    Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
    Well, as he's not dead yet and nobody's ever heard of him, I'm not sure why you bothered to post that. I looked him up though, and he seems to be some sort of trick-cyclist who pedals with his hands - like this:

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    They say he's brain-damaged, but anyone who rides a bike like that probably already was.
    The important question here though is: is that still a bike if it only has a single wheel?

    Anyhow. That young man would look almost cute if he cleaned up and stopped monkeying around on a unicycle(?).

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  • Diesel Stanford
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    Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
    Well, as he's not dead yet and nobody's ever heard of him, I'm not sure why you bothered to post that. I looked him up though, and he seems to be some sort of trick-cyclist who pedals with his hands - like this:

    [ATTACH]29131[/ATTACH]

    They say he's brain-damaged, but anyone who rides a bike like that probably already was.
    I think anyone has to be brain damaged to ride a bike in the first place.

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