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  • #586
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    Son, what is it with you and this Bea Arthur fixation? Are you a JOO?
    Negative Sir!

    I dont associate with queers.

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    • #587
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by Jimmy C Lombardo View Post
      Negative Sir!

      I dont associate with queers.
      If you know 10 people you do. 1 in every ten people is LGBT (lesbian, Gay Bisexual or Transgendered) this is true the world around. congratulations, you probably talked to someone whose homosexual this very day. *laughs* ah, what twisted, false lives you all lead. I hope you all burn in hell for your hatred. And yes, I do intend to see you there.

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      • #588
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Okay numbnuts, some of the stuff on that list doesnt count. theres no such thing as bisexuals. yer either a fag or yer not.

        lesbeans are just sad confused woman. go figure.


        When yer a man an ya put a wig on yer head, ya aint a women either dumbass.


        If my maths is correct, that would make 1/4 out of every 10 to be queer and I dont associate with midgets.

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        • #589
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Shresh View Post
          If you know 10 people you do. 1 in every ten people is LGBT (lesbian, Gay Bisexual or Transgendered) this is true the world around. congratulations, you probably talked to someone whose homosexual this very day. *laughs* ah, what twisted, false lives you all lead. I hope you all burn in hell for your hatred. And yes, I do intend to see you there.
          One out of every three or four children born is Chinese, thus one would expect to see many Chinese children in Salt Lake city, India and elsewhere. Do you believe every statistic you read?
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • #590
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Shresh View Post
            If you know 10 people you do. 1 in every ten people is LGBT (lesbian, Gay Bisexual or Transgendered)
            You are the 10th person I've met today. I guess that proves your point.

            Leviticus 20:13
            If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.
            "Hear this, you kings! Listen, you rulers!
            I will sing to the LORD, I will sing;
            I will make music to the LORD, the God of Israel." - Judges 5:3

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            • #591
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by Jimmy C Lombardo View Post
              For those who can reed. See the Good News here!
              I thought Maud/Bea Arther was a man?
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              • #592
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                I thought Maud/Bea Arther was a man?
                Nope. Neither is Linda Lingle.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • #593
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Nor kd lang.

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                  • #594
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by Jimmy C Lombardo View Post
                    Or kd lang.
                    That kid...well, he's grown now...is always coming here to go sportfishing. The Kona Brewhaus books him a few charters and buys his plane ticket and he sings there one night. No one goes.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • #595
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Good riddance to Bea "Elzebub" Arthur. I understand that the cheesecake in hell comes in dry, extra-dry, and chalk substitute.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                      • #596
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Dom DeLouise.

                        Can Burt Reynolds be far behind?
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                        • #597
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                          Dom DeLouise.

                          Can Burt Reynolds be far behind?
                          What do you say he's in hell for?
                          ACTS 5:29
                          But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                          There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                          • #598
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Together, they made the beast with two backs.

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                            • #599
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                              What do you say he's in hell for?
                              Well, he was an unrepentant queer for one thing. Probably a child molester like so many of you "fathers."
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                              • #600
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!



                                I Hate this guy. He led Homer Simpson into wearing "fat guy hats" and if not for this - and perhaps the muu-muu - I'm Sure that Marge would have Converted him in no time at all

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