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  • #646
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Swayze is next on my list. Both me and my wife Delores will be praying for the spread of his metastasizing tumors extra hard this weekend.

    GLORY!!

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    • #647
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      News is coming in that Michael Jackson is dead!!!

      http://omg.yahoo.com/news/pop-star-michael-jackson-dead-report/24333?nc
      Last edited by Nurse Clampett; 06-25-2009, 10:10 PM. Reason: To post link
      Luke 5:31
      And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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      • #648
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
        News is coming in that Michael Jackson is dead!!!

        http://omg.yahoo.com/news/pop-star-m...eport/24333?nc

        Nurse C., my day is now complete!!!!

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        • #649
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Ed McMahon all dying painfully in the same week shows that our God is an AWESOME God!!

          My wife Delores is in tears, and I am beginning to become misty-eyed with the knowledge that God has answered our prayers in such a tender and loving way!! What do you say to THAT, athiests??!?!!?

          Now if there could only be some kind of nuclear accident or a chemical nerve agent spill, it will be one of the happiest weeks of my life!!

          P.S. But Lord, please don't forget Patrick Swayze!!

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          • #650
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
            News is coming in that Michael Jackson is dead!!!

            http://omg.yahoo.com/news/pop-star-m...eport/24333?nc

            "Thriller" finally comes to 'life'.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • #651
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
              Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Ed McMahon all dying painfully in the same week shows that our God is an AWESOME God!!

              My wife Delores is in tears, and I am beginning to become misty-eyed with the knowledge that God has answered our prayers in such a tender and loving way!! What do you say to THAT, athiests??!?!!?
              AMEN! BROTHER AMEN!

              Let that be an example to all the sinners, fornicators and liberals out their what happens when you spit in God's eye. He spits back. Burn in Hell Fawcett, Jackson and McMahon! Burn in Hell!

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • #652
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                News is coming in that Michael Jackson is dead!!!

                http://omg.yahoo.com/news/pop-star-m...eport/24333?nc
                Can anyone confirm this? I wasn't able to get a confirmation from either Fox News or The Washington Times, but it could just be liberal bias on their part.
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                • #653
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  It's on TV right now...at the very least he is in a coma. LA Times has reported that he is in fact dead. Turn to CNN FOX News right now! This is not a rumor.
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                  • #654
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                    Can anyone confirm this? I wasn't able to get a confirmation from either Fox News or The Washington Times, but it could just be liberal bias on their part.
                    The L.A Times said he's in a coma. Other sources are saying he's flat out dead after being found without a pulse. His publicist can't be reached for comment, which means he's probably dead and they want to announce it so he gets the most amount of attention.
                    If this is true, just think how many young boys will never be molested by a creepy old lady.

                    Quick edit: Mp Helmholtz is right. It's now official.
                    Luke 5:31
                    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                    • #655
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      FOX news confirms. Jackson is in Hell!

                      Yours in Christ
                      Brother Lazarus
                      In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                      • #656
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Great. This means tribute shows for days.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • #657
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          Great. This means tribute shows for days.
                          Not to mention the 4-hour superstar funeral that airs across all channels.
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                          SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                          Hosea 9:7
                          The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                          • #658
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            MSNBC now confirms dead. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31552029...ainment-music/
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • #659
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              If Swayze goes this week, will it be a Hell Train record?

                              Yours in Christ
                              Brother Lazarus
                              In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                              • #660
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Most satisfying; the enemies of God, who paraded their iniquity before the nation and the world, are being taken out one by one and with increasing frequency.
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