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  • #16
    Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

    Brothers and Sisters, let us not forget that hellacious homersexural whose only purpose is to lead our children into goth/emo subculture . . .


    EMO!!

    We can only hope that some day he finishes the job, and leaves our children alone!

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    • #17
      Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

      The biggest problem with "Sesame Street" is not so much the transparent and aggressive indocrination of our children into a cult of Godless homersexurality that bothers me most. It's the liberal politics of race-mixing and socialistically perverse lifestyles that it shoves down the throats of our sweet, innocent children.

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      • #18
        Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

        Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
        The biggest problem with "Sesame Street" is not so much the transparent and aggressive indocrination of our children into a cult of Godless homersexurality that bothers me most. It's the liberal politics of race-mixing and socialistically perverse lifestyles that it shoves down the throats of our sweet, innocent children.
        Sir you are absolutely correct! I am ashamed of myself that I didn't see it this way until now. Thank you for showing me another perspective on the immorality of Sesame Street.

        Race mixing propaganda shoved down the throats of our children is even more vile when it is done under the guise of puppets!

        Look at this multi-colored filth:

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        • #19
          Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

          Originally posted by KJV4me View Post
          Sir you are absolutely correct! I am ashamed of myself that I didn't see it this way until now. Thank you for showing me another perspective on the immorality of Sesame Street.

          Race mixing propaganda shoved down the throats of our children is even more vile when it is done under the guise of puppets!

          Look at this multi-colored filth:

          I bet you they are involved in many gang rapes to innocent youngins, oh LORD, deliver us, in your Holy© Name we pray, Amen.
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          • #20
            Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

            Originally posted by KJV4me View Post
            A bit defensive about Bert and Ernie, aren't you? Since it is well known that fag-defenders are themselves fags, I have no choice but to call you out as a homersexual, Offcr. Albert Martin!
            Don't you mean . . . Offcr. BERT Martin?
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            • #21
              Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

              Originally Posted by KJV4me
              A bit defensive about Bert and Ernie, aren't you? Since it is well known that fag-defenders are themselves fags, I have no choice but to call you out as a homersexual, Offcr. Albert Martin!
              And HERE is the PHOTOGRAPHIC Evidence!

              Disgusting!
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              • #22
                Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                And HERE is the PHOTOGRAPHIC Evidence!

                Disgusting!
                Not unless you have photographs of Bert and Ernie doing the horizontal mambo, and you can prove that they're not muppet look-alikes.
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                • #23
                  Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

                  Originally posted by Brother Cletus View Post
                  3. Snuffaluffagus
                  It's also a widely-used slang term for the heinous feminazi act of cumulonimbus. Sickening but true.
                  4. Bert and Ernie

                  Those two homers have been living in abomination for decades. Their sole purpose is to teach our children faggotry.
                  Why, they're so faggotish that they've even begun appearing on the covers of queer porn books!

                  5. Oscar the Grouch
                  He also lives in a bin, thus enticing foolish children into the vile, decadent, squatter punk lifestyle. Not cool. Can you remember kids living in bins before Oscar the Grouch made it "hip"?
                  Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                  Not unless you have photographs of Bert and Ernie doing the horizontal mambo, and you can prove that they're not muppet look-alikes.
                  What on earth is a muppet look-alike? Just because you may resemble Snuffleupagus' little sister, doesn't mean that any normal person could ever pass themself off as a queer puppet.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

                    you all anger god! god (ra) wants to smite u while he has gay butt sex wth jesus.(god's into bondage) so tell me everyone, y r u all so stupid?god? really? ppl still think te spaghetti monster exists? have fun on ur knees in church, ill be asleep on sunday morning after a night of premarital sex, let me tell u , the more partners, the more god smiles.
                    "god is dead"- Nietzsche
                    baptists, grow some testes, see how long u keep me here.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

                      Originally posted by policia View Post
                      you all anger god! god (ra) wants to smite u while he has gay butt sex wth jesus.(god's into bondage) so tell me everyone, y r u all so stupid?god? really? ppl still think te spaghetti monster exists? have fun on ur knees in church, ill be asleep on sunday morning after a night of premarital sex, let me tell u , the more partners, the more god smiles.
                      Just out of interest, are you actually a Mexican policeman? It'd explain a lot. Do you outrank Offcr. Martin?
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

                        im not mexican. im not a policeman. im just a logic lover
                        "god is dead"- Nietzsche
                        baptists, grow some testes, see how long u keep me here.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

                          Originally posted by policia View Post
                          im not mexican. im not a policeman. im just a logic lover
                          What's so logical about pretending to be a spic cop if you're not?
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • #28
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                            Doesn't the bubblebath convey everything you ever wanted to know about this pair?
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                            • #29
                              Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

                              Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                              Not unless you have photographs of Bert and Ernie doing the horizontal mambo, and you can prove that they're not muppet look-alikes.
                              So now you come to God's favorite discussion board and demand homer muppet porn, and yet you say that one of our dear Brothers-in-Christ is the perverted one? Did you, by any chance, have your sense of shame surgically removed?
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                              • #30
                                Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

                                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                                So now you come to God's favorite discussion board and demand homer muppet porn, and yet you say that one of our dear Brothers-in-Christ is the perverted one? Did you, by any chance, have your sense of shame surgically removed?

                                I asked for proof of your assertions, nothing more. I don't care for porn, for the same reason I don't care to watch sporting events - who wants to watch someone else having all the fun?

                                Several of your pastors ARE perverts - how else would you describe someone who expresses the intent to rape his granddaugter?

                                I find shame to be a fairly useless emotion, so I seldom indulge in it.
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                                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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