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  • #31
    Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

    Originally posted by Dr. Otto Bond Sr. View Post
    I'll answer your question if you answer my question: Why do you insist on worshipping Satan while tenderizing your tallywhacker to kiddy porn?
    Notice that the queer Catholic never answered my question....

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    • #32
      Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

      Originally posted by JennyD View Post
      Don't you mean . . . Offcr. BERT Martin?
      Oh my heavens! I can't believe I overlooked such a blatant tribute to homerdom! Thank you JennyD for exposing another layer of evil in that homer's heart.

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      • #33
        Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

        is this a joke site, or r u all serious about being this stupid?
        "god is dead"- Nietzsche
        baptists, grow some testes, see how long u keep me here.

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        • #34
          Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

          Originally posted by policia View Post
          is this a joke site, or r u all serious about being this stupid?
          The raperooms of hell won't seem like much of a joke to you once Jesus kills you and sends you to hell, sinorita. Jesus is no jokester, and hell is no joke.

          I am praying for Christ to guide you and wash you clean with His sweet blood.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #35
            Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

            Originally posted by Pastor of Muppets View Post
            Not unless you have photographs of Bert and Ernie doing the horizontal mambo, and you can prove that they're not muppet look-alikes.
            Dances, I simply can't believe the lengths to which you'll go to maintain your denial. In your little mind, you can justify anything, can't you?

            We show you clear evidence that Bert and Ernie are homersexurals. What do you do? Beg for porno shots! And if we show you those, you say you'll want even MORE proof! "Oh, but what if they're look-alikes," you'll say, "Like what happened to poor Reverend Ted Haggard?"

            That's like one of these so-called "scientists" saying that the Earth is billions of years old! We say, "No, the Bible says it's 6,000 years old." That should settle the matter, for anyone with half a brain. Right?

            But NO! They want MORE! We give them any amount of evidence, and even put it all in a MUSEUM for convenient one-stop edification, yet they still claim it's not enough!

            Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, Muppet-Lover!
            Originally posted by policia View Post
            is this a joke site, or r u all serious about being this stupid?
            See, Pastor of Muppets? Even this useless banned git of a female Mexican police officer thinks you're pulling our legs!
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            • #36
              Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

              Originally posted by policia View Post
              is this a joke site, or r u all serious about being this stupid?
              We're as serious as the flames of Hell, son. If you don't get your life (and portfolio) a-ok with Jesus before he comes back for normal people like us, he's gonna fling your sorry behind into Hell where Satan and his demons can tear your soul apart into millions of tiny pieces over and over for all eternity with continuing nuance! Have you ever had the skin boiled off your body? I'd get used to the feeling if I were you! Please realize that what I'm saying isn't anti-you. It's just pro-Landover. Why can't you just leave your mexistani ways behind you and act like a normal person (us)? Can you see that we only want to help? We don't mind spending eternity with saved people because we have things in common with them, and currently, we just have nothing in common with you. If you were to go to heaven right now, who would you talk to? So get your life lined up with Jesus and the Bible, rearrange your portfolio to accomodate a ten percent decrease, and maybe we'll put in a good word for you.

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              • #37
                Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

                Originally posted by policia View Post
                is this a joke site, or r u all serious about being this stupid?
                Neither. We are serious about the Holy Bible — all of it, not just the feel-good parts that granola-munching liberal "Christians" like. If you think that this site is a joke, then you must think that God and His Word are jokes, too. But the joke is on you, I'm afraid:

                Prov. 1:26: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                • #38
                  Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

                  Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                  Neither. We are serious about the Holy Bible — all of it, not just the feel-good parts that granola-munching liberal "Christians" like. If you think that this site is a joke, then you must think that God and His Word are jokes, too. But the joke is on you, I'm afraid:

                  Prov. 1:26: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh.
                  But you reject the "feel-good" parts.
                  Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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                  • #39
                    Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

                    Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                    But you reject the "feel-good" parts.
                    Show us where we've rejected any part of Scripture, as opposed to simply refuting your or any other unsaved person's heretical "interpretation."
                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                    Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                    • #40
                      Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

                      Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                      But you reject the "feel-good" parts.
                      Now that you're back, what is your answer to my question? If you refuse to answer, it only proves that you're queer!

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                      • #41
                        Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

                        Officer Martin, is that YOU????



                        What are you doing associating with homers? Oh wait, silly me, you're a Cathylick!

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                        • #42
                          Re: Sesame Street: Satan's Road To Hell

                          Good morning,

                          dear Ladies and Gentlemen.

                          I´m really sorry to bring up this old thread, but I want to remind you that today is a sad day for Christians all around the world: the anniversary of the sesame street, the beginnig of the decline of (US-)American culture.

                          Sesame street was first broadcasted on November, 10, 1969 - a strange phenomena, isn`t it? One day before the infamous "St. Martin Holy Day" of the catholic cult...

                          Please don´t think that you´re alone in your suffering. Sesame muppets have commited crimes in Christian nations all over the world, as this picture proves: http://www.bertisevil.tv/pages/bert076.htm

                          Sincerly,
                          Tumpelritter
                          It`s about time we say enough is enough! Let´s all return to the traditional Western values of discipline, obedience, morality and freedom. Freedom from the reds and the blacks and the criminals, prostitutes, panders and punks, football hooligans, juvenile delinquents, lezbians and left wing scum...

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