Black people are such great athletes!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

When I brought Gary his dinner the other night, he was watching the football on TV and I couldn't help but notice once again what great athletes black people are.

I was really amazed by that young running back Reggie Bush. The raw animal strength of this man was remarkable. His hunched shoulders and the fierce, almost sentient look in his eyes made him resemble a proud silverback, stalking through the jungle after its prey. But he moved with such grace and speed—it reminded me of the spider monkeys I used to see at the zoo when I was a kid. It's amazing what a few extra muscle fibers and centuries of slavemasters selecting only the strongest bucks and sows to pick their cotton can produce.

Does anyone else agree with me that black people are really great athletes? I sure do!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Sure do! See them on the sidewalk coming from the welfare office? It's that strong, easy, loping stride with the upper body swaying back and forth that just speaks of efficiency and latent animal power. Just the thing for a really hot climate - mind you, that was in Chicago in January.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well, you might be right about some of them. But I think they are overrated in most cases. Look at that Mike Tyson boy; He had to bite some guy's ears off to win. Lots of them find devious ways to cheat. They don't have the staying power of say, Babe Ruth or Mickey Mantle.

They sure are good at running from the police though, I'll give them that much.

[Seeker]

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Well, you might be right about some of them. But I think they are overrated in most cases. Look at that Mike Tyson boy; He had to bite some guy's ears off to win. Lots of them find devious ways to cheat. They don't have the staying power of say, Babe Ruth or Mickey Mantle.

Indeed, turned rapist jail bird into a Muslin.

Blacks make the best Wide Receivers, they just don't follow the rules. Terrell Owens, Michael Irvin, and Chad Johnson. Mouthy, nose problem, and a dirty dancing sinner that always has to pay fines.

When will they learn...

[Roberta]

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Look at the way this big buck just dominates his white opponent!

[Nobar King]

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Isiah Thomas is one of the greatest ever. Who could ever forget watching the finals between Detroit and Los Angeles during the end of the 80's?

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Black people are such great athletes!

When I brought Gary his dinner the other night, he was watching the football on TV and I couldn't help but notice once again what great athletes black people are.

I was really amazed by that young running back Reggie Bush. The raw animal strength of this man was remarkable. His hunched shoulders and the fierce, almost sentient look in his eyes made him resemble a proud silverback, stalking through the jungle after its prey. But he moved with such grace and speed—it reminded me of the spider monkeys I used to see at the zoo when I was a kid. It's amazing what a few extra muscle fibers and centuries of slavemasters selecting only the strongest bucks and sows to pick their cotton can produce.

Does anyone else agree with me that black people are really great athletes? I sure do!

I wouldn't come to that conclusion, sister. What you are interpreting as natural athletic ability is more than likely a side effect of excess free time. Let's think about this for a moment. They have nothing better to do in the penitentiary (33% of them are incarcerated), they have nothing better to due in between welfare checks (they shun honest work), and they have nothing to do within the public school system (they don't attend classes). And let us not forget that the 66% of bucks who aren't imprisoned only achieved that feat because they developed their fast twitch muscle fibers early on in order to outrun the authorities.

Buck nigra may act tough, look tough and even talk tough, but not a one of those boys would dare to challenge a godly white man in a fair fight. They only strike when they can sneak in an unexpected sucker punch, wielding a deadly weapon, or if they have 5 of their friends nearby to assist them. They are all cowards underneath the bravado.

I think it is the nonhuman characteristics of the buck that make him appear more powerful than he really is. The orcs in that ungodly Lord of the Rings movie looked tougher than elves, but their combat abilities made it clear that being ugly does not equate to great prowess. The same goes for nigra bucks.



P.S. Nasty words like "black" are offensive to nigra due to the fact that Jesus views the color black as a sign of evil. Nigra, jigaboo, shine, etc. are much more acceptable terms.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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You're right, Brother Remy. I should have been more considerate of the "thoughts" and feelings of dusky folk. I'll try to avoid using racist language like that in the future.



Here is another athletic buck, rippling with bestial power. I'm not sure why, but that white woman he appears to be holding (I assume they did it with Photoshop just to be safe) reminds me of Fay Wray.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Black people are such great athletes!

You're right, Brother Remy. I should have been more considerate of the "thoughts" and feelings of dusky folk. I'll try to avoid using racist language like that in the future.



Here is another athletic buck, rippling with bestial power. I'm not sure why, but that white woman he appears to be holding (I assume they did it with Photoshop just to be safe) reminds me of Fay Wray.

Is there a new King Kong movie coming out soon? One of those "new and hip" urban adaptations?

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: Black people are such great athletes!

Well, you might be right about some of them. But I think they are overrated in most cases. Look at that Mike Tyson boy; He had to bite some guy's ears off to win. Lots of them find devious ways to cheat. They don't have the staying power of say, Babe Ruth or Mickey Mantle.

They sure are good at running from the police though, I'll give them that much.

It's also amazing to watch them running to the liquor store; just like Jesse Owens. I saw a black fella recently wearing something that looked quite good on him; a doberman.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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Look at that Mike Tyson boy; He had to bite some guy's ears off to win.

Well, that's actually an old Jewish custom. A high priest always bites off his opponents' ears, to be sure they cannot approach the altar: "Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God." (Leviticus 21:17-23)

The Jewish historian Josephus Flavius (37-99 AD) describes such an incident (The Wars Of The Jews 1,13,9), "But the Parthians proceeded to that degree of injustice, as to fill all the country with war without denouncing it, and to demolish the city Marissa, and not only to set up Antigonus for king, but to deliver Phasaelus and Hyrcanus bound into his hands, in order to their being tormented by him. Antigonus himself also bit off Hyrcanus's ears with his own teeth, as he fell down upon his knees to him, that so he might never be able upon any mutation of affairs to take the high priesthood again, for the high priests that officiated were to be complete, and without blemish."

Maybe this proves that Mike Tyson is an amalgamation of Jew and Nigra?