Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

[Deaner]

In a stunning and bang on accusation, Brother Remy of Landover Baptist has uncovered a sordid and disturbing practice amongst secular women. The anal rape of their own husbands with their clitorises...

Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau
And your brazen confidence in your ability to keep our dear brother in your meaty grasp demonstrates your lesbiotic strength and intent to rape if given the chance. AGHHH!!! You're clitoris must be huge in order for you to commit the sodomy you no doubt inflict upon your wimp wristed, sissy "husband". It's all starting to make sense now!!!

Since denied by "Dances with Anybody", a lying pagan witch, I think the observation goes a long way towards explaining a lot of things. Why secular straight men want to "talk" and wear queer wool sweaters for example. These poor guys are showing all the signs of being forcibly buggered.

Should we reach out to our lost secular brothers and tell them clitoris rape is wrong? I know the popular Christian response to somebody's suffering is some strong prayer, but I feel an exception might be made in this case.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

LMAO!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

LMAO!

Oh, so the issue amuses you, does it? You're even more depraved than I thought.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Oh, so the issue amuses you, does it? You're even more depraved than I thought.

It amuses me that you lot are so deranged that you sit around thinking up bizarre sexual scenarios, and then chastizing other people for it.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

I am having a difficult time visualizing this perversion. Does anyone have this on tape?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

I am having a difficult time visualizing this perversion. Does anyone have this on tape?

No, it only happens in Deaner's warped little mind.

[KJV4me]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

It amuses me that you lot are so deranged that you sit around thinking up bizarre sexual scenarios, and then chastizing other people for it.

Look who's talking! You're the lesbian who is in to "cobweb play."

[Juliette]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

No, it only happens in Deaner's warped little mind.

Will you please stop insulting Brother Deaner you unsaved b***h?

Instead you'd better do something useful and start reading the bible.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Will you please stop insulting Brother Deaner you unsaved b***h?

Instead you'd better do something useful and start reading the bible.

I prefer this.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Look who's talking! You're the lesbian who is in to "cobweb play."

You'er the one who brought up the subject of cobwebs, not me.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

In a stunning and bang on accusation, Brother Remy of Landover Baptist has uncovered a sordid and disturbing practice amongst secular women. The anal rape of their own husbands with their clitorises...



Since denied by "Dances with Anybody", a lying pagan witch, I think the observation goes a long way towards explaining a lot of things. Why secular straight men want to "talk" and wear queer wool sweaters for example. These poor guys are showing all the signs of being forcibly buggered.

Should we reach out to our lost secular brothers and tell them clitoris rape is wrong? I know the popular Christian response to somebody's suffering is some strong prayer, but I feel an exception might be made in this case.

I think you are on to a Godly thought Brother Deaner. We do owe to our secular bothers to show them they don’t need to live in fear anymore from their wives, girlfriends and sisters. The crime of female on male clitoral ass rape has gone long unrecognized in this country and it is time to make a stand about it. We need to take these lost brothers in hand and help them rise up against this oppression.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

I think you are on to a Godly thought Brother Deaner. We do owe to our secular bothers to show them they don’t need to live in fear anymore from their wives, girlfriends and sisters. The crime of female on male clitoral ass rape has gone long unrecognized in this country and it is time to make a stand about it. We need to take these lost brothers in hand and help them rise up against this oppression.

Another circle jerk?

[KJV4me]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

You'er the one who brought up the subject of cobwebs, not me.

Exodus 20:16 "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour."

Quit lying, you cobweb-encrusted harlot!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Exodus 20:16 "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour."

Quit lying, you cobweb-encrusted harlot!

KJV4me
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dances without Joy
It amuses me that you lot are so deranged that you sit around thinking up bizarre sexual scenarios, and then chastizing other people for it.

Look who's talking! You're the lesbian who is in to "cobweb play."


YOU are the one bearing false witness!

[KJV4me]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

KJV4me
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: In His word
Posts: 57



Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dances without Joy
It amuses me that you lot are so deranged that you sit around thinking up bizarre sexual scenarios, and then chastizing other people for it.

Look who's talking! You're the lesbian who is in to "cobweb play."


YOU are the one bearing false witness!

All you're showing here is my response to your obsession with cobwebs on your nether bits. It's your obsession, not mine.

Please quit lying. This is a Christian forum, after all!