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  • #31
    Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

    Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
    It's the **** from which much of a woman's ****** ******** is derived - it's that little ********* just above your *****
    Her what?
    Last edited by Wide-Open; 04-16-2008, 12:16 PM. Reason: Removed unspeakable things
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • #32
      Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

      Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
      It's the **** from which much of a woman's ****** ******** is derived - it's that little ********* just above your *****.
      Ix-nay! Ix-nay!

      There are certain things that certain people don't need to know. Capeesh?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #33
        Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Ix-nay! Ix-nay!

        There are certain things that certain people don't need to know. Capeesh?

        Every woman needs to know how to ******* her ****** ********.
        Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 04-16-2008, 12:35 PM. Reason: excess information edited
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • #34
          Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

          Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
          Every woman needs to know how to ******* her ****** ********.
          Why?
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

          Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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          • #35
            Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
            Why?

            Why not?

            Why should the man be the only one who gets to have an orgasm?
            Last edited by Wide-Open; 04-16-2008, 01:16 PM. Reason: Removed strange word
            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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            • #36
              Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

              Now I know you are joking I can assure you that my late wife never experienced ... such a thing. It's just impossible!
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • #37
                Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                Now I know you are joking I can assure you that my late wife never experienced ... such a thing. It's just impossible!

                Perhaps if at least one of you had known how to stimulate her *******, she would have been able to experience the pleasure of an ******.
                Or perhaps she simply never experienced it with you...
                Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 04-16-2008, 01:26 PM. Reason: more extraneous information
                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                • #38
                  Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

                  Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                  Or perhaps she simply never experienced it with you...
                  Yes, that's what I was saying. I'm glad we agree on something.
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

                    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                    Yes, that's what I was saying. I'm glad we agree on something.

                    I meant that she may have experienced it by herself.
                    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                    • #40
                      Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

                      Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                      I meant that she may have experienced it by herself.
                      Are you calling my late wife a slut? Can you at least have SOME respect for those who are no longer amongst us?
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

                      Comment

                      • #41
                        Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

                        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                        Are you calling my late wife a slut? Can you at least have SOME respect for those who are no longer amongst us?
                        I'm not calling her a slut - I'm saying that perhaps she masturbated to give herself the pleasure that was missing in your love-making.
                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                        • #42
                          Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

                          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                          Are you calling my late wife a slut? Can you at least have SOME respect for those who are no longer amongst us?
                          Brother Wide, she thinks all women are lezbeans like she is. In her vile world of filth and perversion, anything goes so long as it isn't Christian. Even her husband is queer. He scrubs the floor and cooks for her like a girl!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #43
                            Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Brother Wide, she thinks all women are lezbeans like she is. In her vile world of filth and perversion, anything goes so long as it isn't Christian.

                            Masturbation isn't the sole domain of lesbians, and it's neither filthy nor perverse.

                            Even her husband is queer. He scrubs the floor and cooks for her like a girl!
                            NO, he scrubs the floor WITH me, and we take turns cooking - like EQUALS.
                            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                            • #44
                              Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

                              Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                              NO, he scrubs the floor WITH me.
                              And I can assure you I would want to do the same RIGHT NOW!

                              Thanks Pastor, but this is too much for me to read. I'm staying out of this thread now. It still hurts too much reading such smut about my ... my...

                              my...

                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                              • #45
                                Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

                                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                And I can assure you I would want to do the same RIGHT NOW!

                                Thanks Pastor, but this is too much for me to read. I'm staying out of this thread now. It still hurts too much reading such smut about my ... my...

                                my...

                                You know what I meant - he and I do the cleaning chores together.
                                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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