[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

I'd be worried if young people were being left alone with a predator as well. However, this whole idea of me as a "clitoral anal predator" originated in the sick imaginations of LBC.

The idea is to draw you nearer to the Bosom of Jesus.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

It's not really pagan but it may as well be.

Pinnochio was an Italian puppet made by Gepetto; a slovenly guinea wop.

Pinnochio's nose would grow everytime he told a lie and he wanted to be a real person; not a puppet. Gepetto the dago couldn't seem to achieve this for him. That's really all I know. But lies, puppets and wops can't be a good thing when thrown together.

Good point. The Pope is a puppet for International Jewry, and he's surrounded by lying wops.

Why?

Orders from the Comintern, no doubt.

While my job doesn't invilve working with young people, I often work with them in community theater.

Turning young boys queer for fun and profit, in other words. Why do you want the terrorists to win?

[JennyD]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

I meant that she may have experienced it by herself.

Are you calling my late wife a slut? Can you at least have SOME respect for those who are no longer amongst us?

No, Brother W-O, she's calling her a Lezbean rapist! She's claiming that your wife forcibly sexually assaults herself in your absence!

I don't hate your god. I don't believe he exists. In order to hate something, you must believe it exists.

Not so. I hate Harry Potter, and I don't believe HE exists.

I as well, am having difficulty conceptualizing such a thing, but I will agree that it is just wrong. The good Lord built your anus to give, not take. That's an exit only zone.

I see in all your depraved madness, you've got at least one good Christian bone in your body.

Perhaps you should pray with some of our Pastors! Why, they could ensure that you have more and more good Christian bones in your body! Soon, you'd be filled from stem to stern with the Godly Penetrating Love of Jesus!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

No, Brother W-O, she's calling her a Lezbean rapist! She's claiming that your wife forcibly sexually assaults herself in your absence!

Masturbation is not sexual assault. You cannot sexually assault yourself.

Not so. I hate Harry Potter, and I don't believe HE exists.

Why waste your energy hating someone that doesn't exist?

I see in all your depraved madness, you've got at least one good Christian bone in your body.

Perhaps you should pray with some of our Pastors! Why, they could ensure that you have more and more good Christian bones in your body! Soon, you'd be filled from stem to stern with the Godly Penetrating Love of Jesus!

Don't you mean "more and more good Christians' boners?"

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Don't you mean "more and more good Christians' boners?"

Spare us your fantasy life.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Spare us your fantasy life.

Touche.

[Silent Wench]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

I wish my life was so boring I had to fantasize about christian boners.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

I wish my life was so boring I had to fantasize about christian boners.

But your life is apparently so boring that you feel the need to come into Christian forums and make hateful comments, huh?

We are here to Praise Jesus. Don't try and persecute us.

[Silent Wench]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Obviously, we're ALL here to praise Jesus. You aren't questioning my faith, are you? That's the only thing I have in this world. If not for the lord's word, how would we know that being gay, wiccan, liberal or different was wrong?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Obviously, we're ALL here to praise Jesus. You aren't questioning my faith, are you? That's the only thing I have in this world. If not for the lord's word, how would we know that being gay, wiccan, liberal or different was wrong?

Dear friend:

It is possible to hate many of the same people God hates and still be hellbound. After all, when (if) you get to Heaven, you surely don't expect to rub elbows with Romanists, dzhoo neocons, or members of the LSD "church".

[Silent Wench]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Dear friend:

when (if) you get to Heaven, you surely don't expect to rub elbows with Romanists, dzhoo neocons, or members of the LSD "church".

Golly, No! Why am I sittin in a pool a sweat right now?

[madguitarist]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

No, Brother W-O, she's calling her a Lezbean rapist! She's claiming that your wife forcibly sexually assaults herself in your absence!

Not so. I hate Harry Potter, and I don't believe HE exists.

I see in all your depraved madness, you've got at least one good Christian bone in your body.

Perhaps you should pray with some of our Pastors! Why, they could ensure that you have more and more good Christian bones in your body! Soon, you'd be filled from stem to stern with the Godly Penetrating Love of Jesus!

With all due respect Sister Jenny, the last part of your post makes what would appear to be a very suggestive sexual innuendo. If I were to let anything penetrate me though, it would be the love of Our Father, and his only begotten son.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

With all due respect Sister Jenny, the last part of your post makes what would appear to be a very suggestive sexual innuendo.

You will notice such innuendoes in a great many of the posts of very nearly every True Christian™ in this Church.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

With all due respect Sister Jenny, the last part of your post makes what would appear to be a very suggestive sexual innuendo. If I were to let anything penetrate me though, it would be the love of Our Father, and his only begotten son.

You will notice such innuendoes in a great many of the posts of very nearly every True Christian™ in this Church.

Maybe you will "notice" it because the unsaved trash seem determined to find something dirty in all of our posts, including even a pure and innocent post by one of our True Christian™ sisters about the love of Christ. It'll suck to be you on the Day of Judgment.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Maybe you will "notice" it because the unsaved trash seem determined to find something dirty in all of our posts, including even a pure and innocent post by one of our True Christian™ sisters about the love of Christ. It'll suck to be you on the Day of Judgment.

I've brought this up several times: it's not that we readers are looking for double-entendres in the posts of the True Christians here, you people have filthy minds and put them in your posts on purpose. Then you all accuse the rest of us of seeing smut where there isn't any, or having our minds in the gutter when we point those naughty phrases out to you. You can deny all of this until your face turns blue, but you know that it's the truth.