[Wide-Open]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

It's the **** from which much of a woman's ****** ******** is derived - it's that little ********* just above your *****

Her what?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

It's the **** from which much of a woman's ****** ******** is derived - it's that little ********* just above your *****.

Ix-nay! Ix-nay!

There are certain things that certain people don't need to know. Capeesh?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Ix-nay! Ix-nay!

There are certain things that certain people don't need to know. Capeesh?

Every woman needs to know how to ******* her ****** ********.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Every woman needs to know how to ******* her ****** ********.

Why?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Why?

Why not?

Why should the man be the only one who gets to have an orgasm?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Now I know you are joking I can assure you that my late wife never experienced ... such a thing. It's just impossible!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Now I know you are joking I can assure you that my late wife never experienced ... such a thing. It's just impossible!

Perhaps if at least one of you had known how to stimulate her *******, she would have been able to experience the pleasure of an ******.
Or perhaps she simply never experienced it with you...

[Wide-Open]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Or perhaps she simply never experienced it with you...

Yes, that's what I was saying. I'm glad we agree on something.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Yes, that's what I was saying. I'm glad we agree on something.

I meant that she may have experienced it by herself.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

I meant that she may have experienced it by herself.

Are you calling my late wife a slut? Can you at least have SOME respect for those who are no longer amongst us?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Are you calling my late wife a slut? Can you at least have SOME respect for those who are no longer amongst us?

I'm not calling her a slut - I'm saying that perhaps she masturbated to give herself the pleasure that was missing in your love-making.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Are you calling my late wife a slut? Can you at least have SOME respect for those who are no longer amongst us?

Brother Wide, she thinks all women are lezbeans like she is. In her vile world of filth and perversion, anything goes so long as it isn't Christian. Even her husband is queer. He scrubs the floor and cooks for her like a girl!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Brother Wide, she thinks all women are lezbeans like she is. In her vile world of filth and perversion, anything goes so long as it isn't Christian.

Masturbation isn't the sole domain of lesbians, and it's neither filthy nor perverse.

Even her husband is queer. He scrubs the floor and cooks for her like a girl!

NO, he scrubs the floor WITH me, and we take turns cooking - like EQUALS.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

NO, he scrubs the floor WITH me.

And I can assure you I would want to do the same RIGHT NOW!

Thanks Pastor, but this is too much for me to read. I'm staying out of this thread now. It still hurts too much reading such smut about my ... my...

my...

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

And I can assure you I would want to do the same RIGHT NOW!

Thanks Pastor, but this is too much for me to read. I'm staying out of this thread now. It still hurts too much reading such smut about my ... my...

my...

You know what I meant - he and I do the cleaning chores together.