[Levi Jones]

Re: Are YOU ready for the End of Days?

Praise the Lord for this divinely inspired message, sister. I think we know that the end is nigh. It's exactly as the Bible said it would be.

2 Peter 3:3-5
3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,

Amen! There are atheists out there this very second who take joy and pride in mocking the LORD. I too hope they burn in the hottest part of the very real fiery lake for leading Jesus' precious children astray.

4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.

Another perfect score for prophesy. Peter said that people would grow impatient with Jesus' tarrying and it happened.

8 But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.

You see, mockers? It might be thousands of more years, but it won't be because this time it's really going to happen.

9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.

You see? God doesn't want to destroy everything just yet, because He is so kind to us undeserving worms. He wants more to come to Salvation before He pulls the plug on the whole of creation. How do we know this to be true? Because the Bible says there will be mockers and false prophets falling away from the Faith en masse.

Checkmate, atheists.

As John the Divine told us a scant 2000 years ago, which is only like two days to God:

Revelation 22:20
20 He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: Are YOU ready for the End of Days?

Amen Sister! I am ready to go! And I find it highly important, due to the signs of the End Times to be rapture ready.

Daniel

12:10 Many shall be purified, and made white, and tried; but the wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but the wise shall understand.

We see it more and more these days, the wicked do not understand that the Bible says what it means and means what it says because it is Jesus speaking through himself to us. Thus, the wicked are drawn away with every wind of doctrine, and have itching ears for the next flashy, and fluffy false-Christian sermon preached from the mouths of ice-sickle false-prophets.

Praise Jesus! Lord, I know you are comming soon. Evenso come quickly Lord Jesus!

Glory!!

[Levi Jones]

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May the Lord give you the hottest parts of hell for leading people astray like this.

It's great to see that kind of hell, fire and brimstone rebuking coming from Christians other than us.

Even though you are a liar and a false Christian, I have to give you credit for praying for our damnation. That moved me a little.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Are YOU ready for the End of Days?

I have mentioned this before but I think it's worth repeating. I would advise everybody who thinks they maybe saved to keep their upstairs windows open. I always do. I have a repeating nightmare. He comes back in His glory and my raptured body floats up the stairs and then just repeatedly bangs against my closed bedroom window.

Be prepared, don't let it happen to you.

I never thought about this before, but you're right. Can you imagine the sheer embarrassment of being left behind because of a closed window? Not to mention having to live through all of the plagues and tortures and death and other cruelly righteous judgments that Jesus plans to inflict on those who don't rapture out.

Here I was, thinking I was Rapture Ready, when all along I was fooling myself. Thanks, Brother Jack!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Are YOU ready for the End of Days?

I have mentioned this before but I think it's worth repeating. I would advise everybody who thinks they maybe saved to keep their upstairs windows open. I always do. I have a repeating nightmare. He comes back in His glory and my raptured body floats up the stairs and then just repeatedly bangs against my closed bedroom window.

Be prepared, don't let it happen to you.

YIC

Jack

Mr. O'fagan, that is a most fantastic idea! If one lives in a particularly dangerous, immigrant infested neighborhood, one could make an emergency hatch in their roof!

[see_the_light]

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Mr. O'fagan, that is a most fantastic idea! If one lives in a particularly dangerous, immigrant infested neighborhood, one could make an emergency hatch in their roof!

That sure beats having to live in tents...


Numbers 1:52

And the children of Israel shall pitch their tents, every man by his own camp, and every man by his own standard, throughout their hosts.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[John Creeser]

Re: Are YOU ready for the End of Days?

Mr. O'fagan, that is a most fantastic idea! If one lives in a particularly dangerous, immigrant infested neighborhood, one could make an emergency hatch in their roof!

Ah the good old Rapture Hatch™. I had these installed 3 years ago (even one in Abigails Menstra-Hut™). I have a suggestion though; scripture tells us the rapture will most likely be pretty fast.

1 Corinthians 15:52 In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.

The secular dictionaries tell us the "twinkling" of an eye is 1/100th of a second, the batting of an eyelash. I would imagine this would be akin to sucking up a ping pong ball with a high powered Dyson vacuum cleaner - that's pretty fast. So, on the bottom side of the hatch, I have installed a soft foam to lessen the force of impact as you are whisked into the arms of the Lord.

That's today's rapture safety tip.

[arthur frayn]

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I am ready! I have produced about 1 1/3 children who are both in their 30's now. What a glorious day it would be for the rapture to happen today, my birthday!!

Artie

[see_the_light]

Re: Are YOU ready for the End of Days?

I am ready! I have produced about 1 1/3 children who are both in their 30's now. What a glorious day it would be for the rapture to happen today, my birthday!!

Artie

If that is a fully formed child and a 3 month abortion then you already out-did your parents by a full person.

Now on a serious note, do you think that your "jesting" is funny? Does this forum look like an humor site?

Pray, study the KJV and dedicate your life to JESUS.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[arthur frayn]

Re: Are YOU ready for the End of Days?

If that is a fully formed child and

not at all, one boy and one girl.

[see_the_light]

Re: Are YOU ready for the End of Days?

not at all, one boy and one girl.

Then that might have been something to use in your presentation thread.

Furthermore, for someone who (by his own words) never laid his eyes on the KJV, you are assuming too much about any upward mobility in case of rapture.

Go get a proper BIBLE and think that with your cat-a-lic paste and bible ignorance your birthday/rapture present would be eternal flames and passive sodomy with a barbed-wire twist.

PRAY TO JESUS!

[jaxriley]

Re: Are YOU ready for the End of Days?

I dream of when Jesus Christ returns and I believe if you have an open window with an offering to Jesus he will come to you. I wouldn't want to meet Jesus without a gift, as a small token of thanks combined with eternal love for our Savior. You want an open window to easily invite him in. I also believe only a gets to go to be with Him and tge rest of us will endure a fiery death.

[Baxter Gladwell III]

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I sometimes think that perhaps the reason God has not provided me with a replacement wife after the divorce is that He wants me all for Himself. Those of us counted among His elect are, after all, to be made His brides in the last days.

Revelation 19:7-9
7 Let us be glad and rejoice, and give honour to him: for the marriage of the Lamb is come, and his wife hath made herself ready.
8 And to her was granted that she should be arrayed in fine linen, clean and white: for the fine linen is the righteousness of saints.
9 And he saith unto me, Write, Blessed are they which are called unto the marriage supper of the Lamb. And he saith unto me, These are the true sayings of God.

Revelation 21:1-2, 9-11
21 And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.
2 And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.
...

9 And there came unto me one of the seven angels which had the seven vials full of the seven last plagues, and talked with me, saying, Come hither, I will shew thee the bride, the Lamb’s wife.
10 And he carried me away in the spirit to a great and high mountain, and shewed me that great city, the holy Jerusalem, descending out of heaven from God,
11 having the glory of God: and her light was like unto a stone most precious, even like a jasper stone, clear as crystal

My body is ready for You, O LORD! Take me, I AM READY TO BE YOUR BRIDE!