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  • Deaner
    Christ's Love Messenger
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5932

    #31
    Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

    Originally posted by IndifferentCanadian View Post
    Hahahahahaha

    Hang on...

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Whew.

    You guys are hilarious. Thank GOD for your comedy on those drab and dull days that I encounter every now and then.
    You won't be laughing in hell spook. Satan makes you work down there.

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    • IndifferentCanadian
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      • Apr 2008
      • 36

      #32
      Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

      Wow. I'm an imbecile? You DO know that a period on top and a comma on the bottom combine to make a semi-colon right? Look a little harder there.

      Wait, I'll make it easier for you to understand.

      One dot and a tail is a semi-colon. Two dots are a colon. There you go.

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      • IndifferentCanadian
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        • Apr 2008
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        #33
        Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
        You won't be laughing in hell spook. Satan makes you work down there.
        First of all, there you go again with your incredibly offensive racist attitude. Secondly, are you a little lost? I am a Caucasian male.

        Okay, I'm convinced that some of you are illiterate now?

        Let's stop skipping Grade 2 English alright?

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        This is how it all began
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        • Deaner
          Christ's Love Messenger
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5932

          #34
          Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

          Originally posted by IndifferentCanadian View Post
          Secondly, are you a little lost? I am a Caucasian male.
          Sure thing Sambo. After all the lies you've told here do you think we're going to believe anything you say?

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #35
            Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

            Originally posted by IndifferentCanadian View Post
            There's no semi-colon where you put one. It's not two complete thoughts, so, I'm afraid that you're incorrect, stupid.

            Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
            That's a colon, you imbecile. He used it correctly.

            While we are on the subject of grammar, I would like to educate everybody on how to use the em dash. Almost nobody uses it correctly, or at all.

            http://hubpages.com/hub/Grammar_Mish...s_which_to_use
            Brother Hatchet, thank you for coming to my defense. The truth is, the semi-colon in question is not a semi-colon at all, but a marked-out-comma that has been colored red. Unfortunately, the marked-out-indicator (a dash) didn't get colored red, and it appeared as a colon. There should be no extra punctuation in the sentence.

            Also, IC, I'd recommend proofreading your posts when criticizing other's editing skills.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Old Man Hatchet
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              • Sep 2006
              • 2084

              #36
              Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

              Originally posted by IndifferentCanadian View Post
              Wow. I'm an imbecile? You DO know that a period on top and a comma on the bottom combine to make a semi-colon right? Look a little harder there.

              Wait, I'll make it easier for you to understand.

              One dot and a tail is a semi-colon. Two dots are a colon. There you go.
              You quoted Brother Nobar, and the only punctuation within that quote was a colon. YOU need to make things clearer. That's enough with the sass, junior.

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              • IndifferentCanadian
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                • Apr 2008
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                #37
                Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

                To OldManHatchet...

                Well, the fact is, it was a semi-colon. The likely story that it was "meant" to be a colon is a pretty poor cover too. Nice work, genius.

                To Deaner...

                Using colons and semi-colons makes me gay? No, no, no. It makes me literate, which is something you would know nothing about. Does that mean that the people that wrote the Bible were gay as it was full of punctuation?

                You crazy kids.

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                Just in case you forgot...

                The way it all started:

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                I put pictures cause I knew it would be easier to understand for you. Ain't I nice?

                Testify!

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                • IndifferentCanadian
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                  • Apr 2008
                  • 36

                  #38
                  Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  Brother Hatchet, thank you for coming to my defense. The truth is, the semi-colon in question is not a semi-colon at all, but a marked-out-comma that has been colored red. Unfortunately, the marked-out-indicator (a dash) didn't get colored red, and it appeared as a colon. There should be no extra punctuation in the sentence.

                  Also, IC, I'd recommend proofreading your posts when criticizing other's editing skills.

                  Your editing skills are at it again. There's not supposed to be two commas with one before and one after 'so'. Also, the 'Stupid.' at the end was to emphasize it. I know it's not a complete sentence. Stupid.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #39
                    Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

                    Originally posted by IndifferentCanadian View Post
                    Your editing skills are at it again. There are not supposed to be two commas with one before and one after 'so'. Also, the 'Stupid.' at the end was to emphasize it. I know it's not a complete sentence. Stupid.
                    Look, dopey, we already know that the Canadian school system is failing its people, but you're really proving the point.

                    It's not correct just because you meant it that way.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • IndifferentCanadian
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                      • Apr 2008
                      • 36

                      #40
                      Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

                      Oh NO! Another infraction! All I said was that based on your logic that using punctuation was gay, then the people who wrote the Bible must be gay because they used a lot of punctuation. Are you just going to send out infractions and ignore the question or are you gonna take your dick out of your cousin's ass and respond?

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                      • Old Man Hatchet
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                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2084

                        #41
                        Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

                        Originally posted by IndifferentCanadian View Post
                        To OldManHatchet...

                        Well, the fact is, it was a semi-colon. The likely story that it was "meant" to be a colon is a pretty poor cover too. Nice work, genius.
                        You really are stupid. Again, you quoted Brother Nobar, and the only punctuation within that quote was a colon. Here is the post to which I was originally responding:

                        http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...7&postcount=28

                        YOU should have been clearer. Got it, punk?

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                        • IndifferentCanadian
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                          • Apr 2008
                          • 36

                          #42
                          Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

                          Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                          You really are stupid. Again, you quoted Brother Nobar, and the only punctuation within that quote was a colon. Here is the post to which I was originally responding:



                          YOU should have been clearer. Got it, punk?
                          Go live out your remaining days in a run-down retirement home you cantankerous old prick. **Blasphemy deleted**

                          So what kind of monkey do you think you evolved from? I'm thinking one of those annoying little spider monkeys. You know...the ones that sit in trees and play with their ding-dongs all day. Or one of those monkeys who throw their shit **Blasphemy deleted** around all day because judging from your posts, you certainly like to "fling shit." **Blasphemy deleted**
                          Last edited by Talitha; 04-21-2008, 06:48 PM. Reason: Blasphemy

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                          • Talitha
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                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2026
                            • 15118

                            #43
                            Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

                            Excuse me young man, there are true Christian(tm) Ladies here.
                            I object to your use of bad language.

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                            • Deaner
                              Christ's Love Messenger
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5932

                              #44
                              Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

                              Originally posted by IndifferentCanadian View Post
                              So what kind of monkey do you think you evolved from?
                              Friend, we don't believe we evolved from monkeys. You do. If you would go sober up you'd see that you're the one that's deluded.

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                              • Jonesy
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                                • Apr 2008
                                • 100

                                #45
                                Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

                                Why do assume that just because we atheists belive in reason and not imaginary friends that we are Drunks, if anyone's been Drinking its been you guys. You know i think i like Indifferent Canadian he speaks the truth (especially about old christians )
                                Luke 14:26-These Pigs are for Science, SCIENCE!

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