[IndifferentCanadian]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

Hey WickedWitch...feel free to msg. me or what not cause I probably won't be here too much longer *Personal Info Removed for your Safety*

[Wide-Open]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

Dear drama queen, this is a Christian forum, not a dating site. We will ban you when we see fit. It seems you are the one who can't control himself and keep replying to our Godly posts. I think that's Jesus talking friend!

[Nobar King]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

Here are some suggestions:

I take exception to that! When is my grammar ever flawed? I like to think my grasp on grammar is precisely because I'm Canadian. And I'll have you know we (Canadians) are an intelligent breed. Best in the world, in my books.

Yes, it does. Now just remember that, and you'll get along fine.


P.S.
I'm so happy to have another Canadian on the forum - especially another intelligent one! *Gives you chocolate* Please tell me you'll be sticking around for a while.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

Dear, dear, again I am shown to be an innocent abroad. I lack all worldliness and am merely grateful for such protection from such guiles of the servants of Satan as The Lord has seen fit to bestow upon me. The whole episode has left me shocked and disappointed.

I cannot believe that Indifferent Canadian would black up like Al Jolson and practise gross and unforgivable deception at every turn. He even said he was a Baptist and went to church! Perhaps The Lord was staying my fingers as I typed, that His Retribution might fall on this grievous sinner in a measure that is just in His Sight.

I see that Indifferent Canadian claims to be a “senior analyst at a law firm in the city”. This, I am afraid, does little to improve my view of the commonly perceived impression that all lawyers are thieves and liars whose souls may be purchased cheaply for any purpose.

My sincere thanks go to Pastor Zeke, Deaner, Sister Thumper and others who immediately saw through his evil, racist deception and gave him plain and honest words to shun him from this community of loving souls. This charlatan was correctly and roundly rebuked.

His subsequent ravings, as he squealed like a demon, show that his punishment was deserved and that he knows this.

Some day, God willing, I will have nostrils as finely tuned as others to sniff out the evil that comes amongst us.

Nevertheless, it makes you wonder how even Indifferent Canadian’s friends and colleagues, if such an amoral person has any, would react to finding out that he dresses up like a gruesome travesty of a Godfearing black fellow.

I remain,
Yours in Christ and more in sorrow than anger,

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

Here are some suggestions:

Thank you Brother Nobar, the joy in your grammatical reproofs are probably the only solace I will receive today.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

No, you're a freak. You know what, "Pastor" Ezekiel? Ban me. Show me what kind of self-righteous indignant scum you truly are. To me, you are lower than shit. Oh and by the way, the parodies of you guys on youtube -- hilarious. Yeah...so I'm done with this. Continue to waste your lives away. You sent me a piffleing warning about being intolerant and then what? You go and do the exact same thing to me.

Oh and by the way, FREEHOLD, IOWA is supposedly where this church is, eh?

THE TOWN DOES NOT EXIST!

Nice try, douchebags.

...What a maroon...

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this.

Well, well, well. It seems apparent through the many threads and opinions of people on this website that Christianity is no more than hypocrisy. How can a religion devoted to a god who preaches love for everyone be full of such fundamentalist, psychotic, inbred, uneducated lowlives?
A.) Simple, God does not preach love. It's his plan that most people go to Hell. Why would a loving God create a place as sadistic as Hell and then damn most people to an eternity of torture there? Did you know it's a sin to not give God proper credit? It's called blasphemy and it's a one-way ticket to the pits of Hell B.) You accuse us of namecalling below and then call us "fundamentalist, psychotic, inbred, uneducated lowlives". Who's the hypocrite here?

Posting as a Canadian African-American, I received numerous racial slurs including 'boy', 'nigra', 'negro', 'darkie', 'pie-stealer', and 'shoe-shiner' (the list goes on but I can not find it in my conscious to repeat such horrific and demeaning terms). My opinion seems to have been largely ignored due to the fact that you thought I was an African-American. In fact, I am a Caucasian male from Canada (the true 'land of the free').
A.) Do you deny any of the above terms? B.) Even if you do deny them, how are we to believe you when you told us you were a nigra instead of supposedly being a white person?

Although you swear by Christianity as the one and only true religion, look again at its origins. This "religion" started merely as a cult taking its traditions from other cults of the time. These traditions include the Virgin Mary (a blatant rip-off of the goddess Isis), Jesus being resurrected (a rip-off of the son of Isis being resurrected), and Christmas, which didn't fall on Jesus' birthday (March 23), was placed on December 25th as it was a day of celebration of Mithrites. The Christians decided to use this day in order for their religion to gain popularity.
You really believe the junk they cram into those liberal public-school history books? You need to get into a good homeschool program immediately.

You may now be questioning my religious stance. I will not follow a religion that condones the molestation of children by its own priests, that supports this fundamentalist racism and bigotry, that hosts television evangelists who claim to speak for God but are really pushing their own agendas to gain monetary compensation, and that condemns any other fellow human being for simply being 'different'. If you, for one second, believe anyone on Earth is lesser than you are, whether it be for worshipping another God, having a different skin colour, or simply making less money than you do, than you are fundamentally flawed and are the reason behind the turmoil the world is being put through to this very day.
Priests are Catholic. They will burn in Hell as will you for not flattering Jesus daily. We are Southern Baptist. We will not burn in Hell. It's that simple. We do not push our own agenda. We push God's agenda. It's not like we don't try. In the words of Mrs. Betty Bowers (www.bettybowers.com): "We've been printing three-color brochures like mad..." See, it's a rather selfless act on our part that you choose to reject.

There are exceptions among you that have shown some semblance of class and respect for humans in general. I must reiterate as well that I do not necessarily despise the Christian religion but the flaws of it are blatantly obvious to me. tLakota and Ezekiel Bathfire have shown that even among extremists, there is still hope for a world in which the respect of ALL others will be a universal law.
A.) We call them false Christians. B.) I'd say that what you've said so far counts as despising. C.) We shall be confering with them about this.

Mock if you must, which I imagine you will, but know that it is a futile effort as any ignorant comments simply prove my point. My reason for coming to this website was not to create havoc, but was to fully experience how truly evil man can be.
Did you ever try looking in the mirror?

Well, that just about wraps it up for me. I'm giving it a 99% chance that I won't be posting here any longer as instead of giving a decent argument, the moderators of this website will most likely ban me. I'm sure this post will have very little effect on them as they seem to be thoroughly stuck in their ways. I would, however, enjoy further intelligent discussions on the matters I have brought up and you can feel free to e-mail me at *Personal Info Removed for your Safety*.
"Further intelligent discussions" implies that there was an intelligent discussion in the past. You've just been rambling.

Keep on truckin'.

and "Dogma" rules.

His stuff is in red. My intelligent responses are in blue.

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

After further review I have found this post further proving my point that this uncaring Canuckistani is a lying sinner bound for Hell.

Hello fellow brethren.

Thank you for welcoming me to Landover Baptist as I'm sure it will provide a great experience for me.

I'm as proud of being a Baptist as I am being an African-American. For me, the two compliment each other very well.

Hope to get to know you all.

Goodbye and may the Lord bless you.

He said he was a Baptist and turns out he's not. He said he was African-American, then denied it. Can this sinner not speak without lying?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

After further review I have found this post further proving my point that this uncaring Canuckistani is a lying sinner bound for Hell.


He said he was a Baptist and turns out he's not. He said he was African-American, then denied it. Can this sinner not speak without lying?

Well Dr., atheists are born liars you see. They are incapable of telling the truth or understanding anything in the Holy Word of God, because their father is satan.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this.

I imagine Satan will greet you with a similar sentiment when you arrive in the afterlife.

Posting as a Canadian African-American, I received numerous racial slurs including 'boy', 'nigra', 'negro', 'darkie', 'pie-stealer', and 'shoe-shiner' (the list goes on but I can not find it in my conscious to repeat such horrific and demeaning terms).

Canadian African-American is a redundancy, and not just because none of those porchmonkeys have jobs. What's the point of telling us you're a darkie twice when it's not even true once? And how is boy a racist insult? It's a term for a young man, for crying out loud! Are you claiming that all male children are gollywogs until they grow up?

Well, that just about wraps it up for me. I'm giving it a 99% chance that I won't be posting here any longer as instead of giving a decent argument, the moderators of this website will most likely ban me.

Well, it would appear that you are 100% wrong, in that case.

You do a great job of illustrating the ignorance of your kind by hating any one different than you. You have no right to look down on anyone. Period. If they don't believe the same thing as you, that's their worry.

Yes, but we love our neighbours, and so we worry about them. I suppose a heartless racist faux-jigaboo like yourself could never understand that kind of Christian compassion.

I seem to have made a mistake in thinking that there could be a discussion between myself and such radicals as yourselves. The mere fact that I don't follow your religion means you must automatically think my opinions are beneath yours.

Do you think your opinions are right and ours are wrong? If so, there's no real difference between you and us (bar the fact that we are Saved and you are headed for the fires below). If, on the other hand, you think we're right and you're wrong, then you'd be correct, but also even more twisted than I realised.

To me, you are lower than shit.

It's nice to know that you're so good at practicing what you preach.

Well Dr., atheists are born liars you see.

Oh, is he an atheist? I assumed he was a kike, because of the whole lawyer thing. It'd also fit with the pretending to be a negro.

[IndifferentCanadian]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

Hahahahahaha

Hang on...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Whew.

You guys are hilarious. Thank GOD for your comedy on those drab and dull days that I encounter every now and then. This **** is better than ebaumsworld.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

You guys are hilarious. Thank GOD for your comedy on those drab and dull days that I encounter every now and then. This shit is better than ebaumsworld.

Friend, I'm not sure what you are on about, or what an ebaum is. Sounds German to me. Is that going to be your next line, that you're actually not a Canucki but a Spikeyhelmethead?

Loving the Lord is not "shit". It's hard work, and we do it with LOVE and PASSION.

Have some respect please.

[IndifferentCanadian]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

Here are some suggestions:

There's no semi-colon where you put one. It's not two complete thoughts so I'm afraid that's incorrect. Stupid.

[IndifferentCanadian]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

Friend, I'm not sure what you are on about, or what an ebaum is. Sounds German to me. Is that going to be your next line, that you're actually not a Canucki but a Spikeyhelmethead?

Loving the Lord is not "shit". It's hard work, and we do it with LOVE and PASSION.

Have some respect please.

LOVE and PASSION, eh? Yet INTOLERANCE and HATE for anyone who is not white and American. Yes you people sure do deserve "respect."

By the way, ebaumsworld is a website. You would know that if you actually went to any other websites. It contains *divine revelations* much like this website.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel....et al

There's no semi-colon where you put one. It's not two complete thoughts so I'm afraid that's incorrect. Stupid.

That's a colon, you imbecile. He used it correctly.

While we are on the subject of grammar, I would like to educate everybody on how to use the em dash. Almost nobody uses it correctly, or at all.

http://hubpages.com/hub/Grammar_Mishaps_dash__hyphen__ellipsis_which_to_use