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  • #46
    Re: The Bible

    Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
    I could pitch a tent with those!

    So if LBC doesn't consider thongs to be proper undergarments, why do they sell them?
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    zzzzzz, you are so tiring. I swear I wish it were possible to jab someone in the eye with a stick over the internet.
    Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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    • #47
      Re: The Bible

      Originally posted by NoNameAtAll View Post
      zzzzzz, you are so tiring. I swear I wish it were possible to jab someone in the eye with a stick over the internet.

      So don't read posts with my name on them. Problem solved.
      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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      • #48
        Re: The Bible

        Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
        So don't read posts with my name on them. Problem solved.
        Or, perhaps you could beat it and go exchange useless banter with some of your queer friends over tea?? Maybe beat your gay husband some more??
        Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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        • #49
          Re: The Bible

          Originally posted by NoNameAtAll View Post
          Or, perhaps you could beat it and go exchange useless banter with some of your queer friends over tea?? Maybe beat your gay husband some more??

          I'm enjoying myself here for now. Maybe I'll have tea later. And I don't beat my husband, nor is he gay.
          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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          • #50
            Re: The Bible

            Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
            I'm enjoying myself here for now. Maybe I'll have tea later. And I don't beat my husband, nor is he gay.
            Yes, he only reads those muscle men magazines to share your interests and because he appreciates beauty, were ever it is found.

            Shouldn't you be out threating voters in Pennsylvania for your dark Master Hillary Clinton? I thought she commanded you witches to do that.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • #51
              Re: The Bible

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              Yes, he only reads those muscle men magazines to share your interests and because he appreciates beauty, were ever it is found.

              Neither of us read those - body builders get to the point where they don't even looklike real people anymore.

              Shouldn't you be out threating voters in Pennsylvania for your dark Master Hillary Clinton? I thought she commanded you witches to do that.
              While I would love to someday have a female president, I don't think Hillary's the one.

              I'm not a Witch, although I am Pagan.

              I don't take commands from anyone. You should know that by now.
              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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              • #52
                Re: The Bible

                Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                I'm enjoying myself here for now. Maybe I'll have tea later. And I don't beat my husband, nor is he gay.
                Like I said, tiring, tiring, tiring and boring too. You just will not quit. And of course I can't quit either since your soul is headed for hell and I am concerned for you. BUT - your husband is queer!
                Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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                • #53
                  Re: The Bible

                  Originally posted by NoNameAtAll View Post
                  Like I said, tiring, tiring, tiring and boring too. You just will not quit. And of course I can't quit either since your soul is headed for hell and I am concerned for you. BUT - your husband is queer!

                  I'm not worried about hell - I don't believe it exists. So you might as well spare yourself the effort of trying to "save" me.

                  Just because a man treats a woman with respect, instead of like a piece of property, doesn't mean he's gay.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • #54
                    Re: The Bible

                    Originally posted by Jonesy View Post
                    I wear white hoods..................when i'm pretending i'm the ghost of christmas past
                    You know, Jonesy, they say you have to die before you can be a ghost.

                    Let us know how that Ultimate Ghost Costume works out, OK?
                    Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                    I'm enjoying myself here for now.
                    HANDS ABOVE THE TABLE, MISSY!!
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                    • #55
                      Re: The Bible

                      Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                      I'm not worried about hell - I don't believe it exists. So you might as well spare yourself the effort of trying to "save" me.
                      That's okay, witch. Hell is crammed full of surprised God mockers like you.

                      I can't wait to see the look on your face when you wind up in a lake of fire. Glory!!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #56
                        Re: The Bible

                        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                        HANDS ABOVE THE TABLE, MISSY!!
                        You first.
                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                        • #57
                          Re: The Bible

                          Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                          You first.
                          Are you accusing Ms. JennyD of having her hands in inappropriate places? How dare you, foul witch! All True Christians™ know that, once saved, it is impossible for them to sin again.

                          "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God." 1 John 3:9

                          So you see, it is impossible for a True Christian™ (born of God) to commit a sin. Your accusation doesn't hold up to the scrutiny of the Bible and the shining light of True Christianity™. You don't stand a chance against the Bible or True Christians™! Repent!

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