How do I deal with a gay friend?

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

I have a long time hunting/fishing friend that is gay. He has never admitted it and has a wife and kids, but he is obviously a homer. When we go camping up in the Rockies, and the two of us are in our sleeping bags with just the sounds of crickets outside in the star filled night, I can just feel the lust in the tent brewing and feel the tension into the late hours that fills the tent, knowing that he is waiting for just the right time to crawl into my sleeping bag with me . The sexual tension that he emits in my direction when he is chopping firewood with his shirt off and perspiring is almost overpowering! Sometimes when he is in the front of the canoe, shirtless and flexing all his rippling muscles as he strokes hard on the paddle, always sends out a strong homosexual vibes in my direction.

When I am alone with "Kenny", one look into his blue eyes tells me that he wants to get intimate in various positions with me. Although I've known 'Kenny' for almost two decades now and he hasn't hit on me yet is telling me that it may happen any moment now. When we are alone together, I feel these strong vibes probably 90% of the time that we're together. So, I guess my question is, how do I deal with this secretly gay friend?

[Odef 01]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

"This is my rifle...this is my gun...this one's for fighting...this one's for fun"

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

Well, during hunting there might be some time to share some nice Bible quotes about homerism with "Kenny". And then casually mention the righteous penalties homers will face.

He might see that he is worshiping the devil and start to repent. If he doesn't well, contact a pastor to join. If a True Christian pastor can't convince him, at least the correct sentence can be administered.

[John North]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

And be very very very suspicious if he drops something and asks you to pick it up, especially during that 90% of the time when he radiates lusty homosexual vibes.

[James Hutchins]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

Let me 'lead by example'. I do not have any gay friends, Period.

I know gay people. I know people that are so queer, other gay people find them offensive. Many are great party givers, terrific singers, dance like on air, fantastic conversationalists. But not a single one is my friend.

Why you may ask. It is because God says they are bad.

Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
Genesis 19:25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

1st Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

Isaiah 3:8 For Jerusalem is ruined, and Judah is fallen: because their tongue and their doings are against the LORD, to provoke the eyes of his glory.
Isaiah 3:9The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

1st Timothy 1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
1st Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

2 Peter 2:6 And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;
2 Peter 2:7 And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked:
2 Peter 2:8 (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds; )

Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
Jude 1:8 Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

Do you think that just because a person is great that I should want to associate with them? What do you think God would say when I arrive in Heaven? How do you think He would feel knowing I willingly accepted 'those people'?

[Little Donkey]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

Send an anonymous letter to his wife about the things he is mentally doing to you all the time. Leave nothing out, and don't sugar coat it. Chances are by the time she gets the letter he will have already done some of those unspeakable acts. Then cut that faggot out of your life. Don't risk it, there are plenty of other friends out there.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

20 years of friendship means nothing in the face of eternal damnation. Walk away lest he put his witchcraft upon you and draw you into his homo ways.

And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean
Leviticus 10:10

And Jehu the son of Hanani the seer went out to meet him, and said to king Jehoshaphat, Shouldest thou help the ungodly, and love them that hate the LORD? therefore is wrath upon thee from before the LORD.
2nd Chronicles19:2

And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.
Matthew 10:14-15

Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.
Luke 6:22

But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.
1st Corinthians 5:11

But I say, that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God: and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils.
1st Corinthians 10:20

And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.
Ephesians 5:11

Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son.
If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:
For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.
2nd John 1:9-11

Don't Let This Happen To You

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

That's the way it starts, right? You are enjoying some quality time with a friend, and next thing you know you are arm-wrestling (or playing strip quarters, or Canola Twister(c) or whatever) and suddenly he has his shirt off, and you sense it...

He wants you.



Why are queers always thinking about queer sex???



LEVITICUS 18:22, PEOPLE.

YiC,

Zech

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

I hope this "Kenny" hasn't been telepathically raping you all these years!

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

So, I guess my question is, how do I deal with this secretly gay friend?

Break the friendship immediately. Tell him you simply cannot afford the risk of associating with homofags.

As an Ex-Gay, I understand his predatory nature and know exactly what he is up to. Small steps that will seem innocent enough until it is too late to avoid the homo-rectal assault.

Queers live for as much anal sex as possible in a given day, and no rectum is off limits. Fellow fags, innocent strangers and straight friends are all fair game for the Sodomite.

If I were him, I might soak my sleeping bag in the lake when you are not looking and then feign surprise in "What happened?". Then insist that the only option is to share yours in the bitter cold of the night. Once a homogay is aligned with your backside, it is virtually impossible to stop the violent Sodomy that will ensue.

Be warned, my friend.

In Christ

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

If I were him, I might soak my sleeping bag in the lake when you are not looking and then feign surprise in "What happened?". Then insist that the only option is to share yours in the bitter cold of the night. Once a homogay is aligned with your backside, it is virtually impossible to stop the violent Sodomy that will ensue.

Be warned, my friend.

In Christ

Another common trick of the homosexual is to "fall into" a cold lake or river and get hypothermia. Then he'll say, "The only way to get my temperature back up is for us to zip our sleeping bags together and for you to hold me in it while we're naked, so I can get your body heat!" Next thing you know, he'll be wanting to give YOU some "heat".

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

Send an anonymous letter to his wife about the things he is mentally doing to you all the time. Leave nothing out, and don't sugar coat it. Chances are by the time she gets the letter he will have already done some of those unspeakable acts. Then cut that faggot out of your life. Don't risk it, there are plenty of other friends out there.

Funny that you bring up his wife. My wife has actually known his wife for almost twenty-five years and she is going through the same torment as I am. My wife said at first it was very subtle vibes that were being sent out as feelers towards her when she was shopping or whatever with the woman. It started when they were at Long John Silvers and the woman asked my wife if she ever had clams, then it progressed to the time at Red Lobster when the woman insisted my wife try some tuna. Well, the icing on the cake was when the woman tried to get my wife to eat some sushi. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that the next step would be insisting that my wife try a sample of carpet!

One last piece of damning info, my wife uses a highlighter pen to mark various Bible verses. One time the woman was alone in the car with her Bible and not only was the little red ribbon bookmark on Luke 17:35, but it was heavily hightlighted and circled!!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

Run, don't walk, away from this couple.

It's not worth your eternal soul.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

Run, don't walk, away from this couple.

It's not worth your eternal soul.

Agreed, Sister!

And they absolutely must not do a "weekend getaway" with this couple at some remote cabin in the woods with a hot tub. No doubt this pair would feed them alcohol and aphrodisiacs, get them into the hot tub, then propose a little "swinging" action.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

If you've known this guy for 20 years, I would assume you've talked to him about Jesus quite a bit. Has he accepted Jesus Christ as his personal savior? Obviously not, because if he was walking with the Lord, he would not be choosing the homosexual lifestyle on a daily basis.

I think it's time to really ramp up your witnessing and soul-winning efforts. Tell this guy you're not interested in going fishing with him unless he becomes a fisher of men.