[Cursed]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

I would take him grizzly hunting, and let the bears do GOD's work.

Let nature take its course, which is of course God's Will after all.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

The only way to deal with this blight in God's glorius eye is to stone and then burn them. You will probably find that they are catliks

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

The only way to deal with this blight in God's glorius eye is to stone and then burn them. You will probably find that they are catliks

Hello Tomas!

I agree with you that if we were allowed to follow Jesus' sweet, sweet words we would stone queers to death, but I can't recall anything about burning them.

Mind you, I've only read the KJV Bible about 11 times, so it's possible I've missed a thing or two.

Would you tell me the book, chapter, and verse that details this extra step? Thanks!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

P.S. Don't forget to post a thread in the Introduction Forum!

[Adelaide]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

If he can't understand that all fags will burn in hell for all eternity then he is very selfish! Homers know that their filthy life choice can taint the pure souls of others around them. He can be cured of this vile disease and if he can't then cast him aside. His turn in Hell will come!

Leviticus 18:22
King James Version (KJV) Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

[Odef 01]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

I don't know dude..... 20 - 25 years friends w/a queer? And you and you a just noticing the longing glances? are you in denial? or just cuming clean now and want forgiveness?

Jesus be Praised....

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

When we are alone together, I feel these strong vibes probably 90% of the time that we're together. So, I guess my question is, how do I deal with this secretly gay friend?

We need to look at the big picture, here. "Kenny's" vibes have nothing to do with you.

The goal of "Kenny", and the entire homer movement, is to convert and Christians to become homer atheists. So, it isn't just you and "Kenny" on your outdoor trips, it is all of us True Christians™ that need to be on the defensive at all times.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

Wait a minute . . . I know a Kenny . . .

6' tall and about 200# of solid muscle, spends way too much time at the gym, hairy chest, 6-pack abs, deep blue eyes, always-perfect hair, yet somehow rough around the edges? That Kenny?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

Yea-thou,

One of the things I'm worried about, here, is that someone might accuse you of being the homer, and not your friend.

You need to point out to any such accuser that you, as a Christian, are attuned more than most people to sin. You can feel when you are close to it, while atheists have no idea.

That is why you are able to pick up the desires of your homer friend.

Just be aware there are those who might be trying to pin a sinful label on you.

[Smokey]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

You guys are ridiculous. Can I be banned from this forum yet? I want my "aeternal damnation" to be justified by this cult you call a church. Let me help you guys out.

There is no god. Period.
The label "True Christian" really means "Completely Braindead"

*** INSULTS TO JESUS REMOVED ***

Peace,
A non-theist.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

You guys are ridiculous. Can I be banned from this forum yet? I want my "aeternal damnation" to be justified by this cult you call a church. Let me help you guys out.

There is no god. Period.
The label "True Christian" really means "Completely Braindead"

*** INSULTS TO JESUS REMOVED ***

Peace,
A non-theist.

For a so called straight guy fornicating with his slut of a girlfriend you seem fixated on the gay.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

Can I be banned from this forum yet?

What is keeping you from leaving to never return?

Or even better, just burn your laptop as you are mostly using it for sinful porn anyway.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

Wait a minute . . . I know a Kenny . . .

6' tall and about 200# of solid muscle, spends way too much time at the gym, hairy chest, 6-pack abs, deep blue eyes, always-perfect hair, yet somehow rough around the edges? That Kenny?

That's a perfect match for Kenny except for the hairy chest. Kenny is into bodybuilding competition and is smooth shaven and waxed in the chest and shoulder area. Shortly after I met Kenny, I assisted him in a prep for a body building show by oiling him down with baby oil. It was during the fifteen or twenty minutes of applying oil to him that I realised that he was sending out strong gay vibes in my direction.
Pretty much everyone can spot anger in a person just by a quick glance. Same for an extremely gleeful person. Well, some of us real Christians are somewhat more in tune to other emotions such as a persons inner sexual desires. As I was oiling Kenny, I picked up a subtle, but distinct feeling that he wanted to bring me to a scented candle lit room and carry me to a bed with satin sheets and sodomise me for hours with a powerful jackhammer type motion. Luckily as a Christian that wears the the full armor of our Savior, I am able to resist these advances, although I have been close to caving at times. It is only by faith that I have not given in to the master of all lies, Satan himself. Praise Jesus!!!

[Smokey]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

I have been close to caving at times.

So you're a closet homosexual? To hell with you!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

You're confused, dear. Yea-tho-we-walk is trying to help his friend who is the closet queer. He is not a faggot himself.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: How do I deal with a gay friend?

Peace,
A non-theist.

Why would you type the word "peace" after declaring war on God and all His followers? Is it because you know this is a war you can not win?