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  • Dr. Otto Bond Sr.
    Away on vacation, or very possibly deceased
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2008
    • 177

    #1

    Understanding God & You

    Last night, through divine revelation, an analogy was revealed unto me that describes the relationship between the human and God. While Jesus briefly described a similar arrangement in Matthew 25:14-30, I am going to describe the arrangement in different terms.

    God is like the owner of a household. The human is like unto a domestic servant. The owner of the house provides you with a place to live (earth), food to eat (or not), and a job to do (His). Just like in real life, if the domestic help is shiftless and indolent, not bending the to will of the owner of the household, they are guaranteed to get fired (in this case, literally). However, if the domestic help happily agrees to do what is expected of them without a single question or regard to their own safety or relationships, the owner of the household will be happy with them and likely to reward them.

    Your In Christ,

    Dr. Otto Bond Sr.

    I hope this analogy helps simplify the relationship between God and man, so that all of the ignorant sinners can semi-understand what God wants from them. I tried to limit my vocabulary, just for them.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Understanding God & You

    Amen!!

    Jesus says that God is like a slave-owner who beats his slaves "with many stripes."

    Luke 12:46 The lord of that servant will come in a day when he looketh not for him, and at an hour when he is not aware, and will cut him in sunder, and will appoint him his portion with the unbelievers. 12:47 And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.

    Glory!!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Old Iron Crotch
      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
      • May 2007
      • 3056

      #3
      Re: Understanding God & You

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Amen!!

      Jesus says that God is like a slave-owner who beats his slaves "with many stripes."

      Luke 12:46 The lord of that servant will come in a day when he looketh not for him, and at an hour when he is not aware, and will cut him in sunder, and will appoint him his portion with the unbelievers. 12:47 And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.

      Glory!!
      No one owns me and I am neither a slave nor a servant.
      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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      • Don the Baptist
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2008
        • 480

        #4
        Re: Understanding God & You

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Amen!!

        Jesus says that God is like a slave-owner who beats his slaves "with many stripes."

        Luke 12:46 The lord of that servant will come in a day when he looketh not for him, and at an hour when he is not aware, and will cut him in sunder, and will appoint him his portion with the unbelievers. 12:47 And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.

        Glory!!
        Praise & Glory Pastor, come quickly Lord Jesus.

        And SHUT UP "DancesWithNoSkivvies".
        Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Understanding God & You

          Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
          No one owns me and I am neither a slave nor a servant.
          You are a liar, and your father is the father of lies.

          John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

          No one believes anything you say.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Old Iron Crotch
            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
            • May 2007
            • 3056

            #6
            Re: Understanding God & You

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            You are a liar, and your father is the father of lies.

            John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

            No one believes anything you say.
            My father is a man, not a devil.
            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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            • Don the Baptist
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2008
              • 480

              #7
              Re: Understanding God & You

              Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
              My father is a man, not a devil.
              I think the Pastor was being quite charitable when he said that your father was the devil. You are obviously deluded. Pastor Ezekiel quoted you chapter AND verse out of the blessed (and inerrant) KJV where it says that YOUR father is the devil. What further proof needest we??
              Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #8
                Re: Understanding God & You

                Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                My father is a man, not a devil.
                I thought you pagan's didn't believe you have fathers as part of your cooter worship?

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                Hot Must ReadThreads!


                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: Understanding God & You

                  Another thread that's all about DWJ. Why am I not surprised? Can someone just buy her a mirror?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Dr. Otto Bond Sr.
                    Away on vacation, or very possibly deceased
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 177

                    #10
                    Re: Understanding God & You

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    Another thread that's all about DWJ. Why am I not surprised? Can someone just buy her a mirror?
                    DWJ, Brother?

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                    • Star Finder
                      Rock Worshipper
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 1092

                      #11
                      Re: Understanding God & You

                      DWJ brother...thats "Dances With Jews"

                      A movie very popular with Indians.
                      I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                      • Magikarp
                        hateful Danish communis
                        Forum Member
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 266

                        #12
                        Re: Understanding God & You

                        Originally posted by Dr. Otto Bond Sr. View Post
                        DWJ, Brother?
                        He's talking about Dances With Joy.

                        And no Star Finder, I don't believe they ever made a movie like that.
                        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                        • Old Iron Crotch
                          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                          • May 2007
                          • 3056

                          #13
                          Re: Understanding God & You

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          I thought you pagan's didn't believe you have fathers as part of your cooter worship?

                          That's because we don't know what we're talking about.
                          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: Understanding God & You

                            Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                            That's because we don't know what we're talking about.
                            As I suspected. You are full of demons, aren't you.

                            Accepting Christ is the only hope you have of Salvation, witch. Turn or burn.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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