[Benk84]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

Perhaps, if I may, offer another solution to killing all gays, sluts, sex maniacs, people who refuse to listen to their master, people who aren't true christians, etc. perhaps you could try to save their souls? Further the Kingdom of God as you were called to do, love your neighbor as you love yourself? I truly do hope that this a prank however, but if it is, I truly suggest that you try my idea, God Bless...

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

Perhaps, if I may, offer another solution to killing all gays, sluts, sex maniacs, people who refuse to listen to their master, people who aren't true christians, etc. perhaps you could try to save their souls? Further the Kingdom of God as you were called to do, love your neighbor as you love yourself? I truly do hope that this a prank however, but if it is, I truly suggest that you try my idea, God Bless...

You're confused, friend. Cracky Old Man isn't advocating we kill gays, sluts, sex maniacs, people who refuse to be obedient according to their station, and others who invite demonic influences and overwhelming danger into our society and homes and onto our innocent and vulnerable children. Cranky Old Man is offering a "word picture," if you will, of how pleasant life will be when "America chooses the Holy Bible as final law and authority instead of all those silly communist gay laws Obama gave us."



You see, our community has served as the moral compass for our great Christian Nation for nearly 217 years. We won't back down from the Truth, even if it is unpopular by today's cultural standards. We have no reason to be afraid. If you would like to join us with a sense of fellowship that you are among brothers and sisters who wish nothing more than to share the good news that Jesus Christ is going to send every single person on Earth who doesn't believe in Him, straight to Hell, then please introduce yourself so we can properly greet you! You're among friends!

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

Perhaps, if I may, offer another solution to killing all gays, sluts, sex maniacs, people who refuse to listen to their master, people who aren't true christians, etc. perhaps you could try to save their souls? Further the Kingdom of God as you were called to do, love your neighbor as you love yourself? I truly do hope that this a prank however, but if it is, I truly suggest that you try my idea, God Bless...

Hello Benk84. I do not think that anyone here wants to kill anyone. I do not want to kill anyone. There are times when Jesus tells us to kill people but I do not think there is any joy in it. I have only been here a short time but people here are very friendly and try to tell people about Jesus and the Bible but most people do not listen.

I do not think True Christians(tm) would go to the trouble of telling people about Jesus if they did not want them to be saved. If I yell at someone about to fall off a cliff I am not being mean I just do not want them to fall off a cliff.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Ines Lekowski]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

Whay would you want to kill somebody

[VictoryOS]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

Whay would you want to kill somebody

There you go with the stupid questions again. Did you even bother trying to read the thread before posting that? Or did you just read the title and see it as another opportunity to show your ignorance?

[Ines Lekowski]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

There you go with the stupid questions again. Did you even bother trying to read the thread before posting that? Or did you just read the title and see it as another opportunity to show your ignorance?

I red it just do not understand-Whay would you want to kill somebody

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

Whay would you want to kill somebody

What I (or anyone else for that matter) want is completely and utterly irrelevant.

All that matters is what God commands!

[Ines Lekowski]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

What I (or anyone else for that matter) want is completely and utterly irrelevant.

All that matters is what God commands!

OK,understud

[Deaner]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

I posted my doubts. Is that wrong?

Yes it is. Brother Smyth will do anything he want's to do with your hellbound soul. You should be thanking him; not whining like a little girl. Waa, waa, waa. Look at me, I'm a girlie boy.

Just shutup, listen and learn. Christ WILL kill you.

[Deaner]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

OK,understud

Understud??? You're under a stud??? Excuse me while I puke.

[TheCooterboy2013]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

Honestly, i have spoke to loads of people and none are as stupid and ignorant as some of the members on this forum. Honestly, why you guys limit yourself because of some fictional character known as "God" and a storybook probably created by some guy i'll never know...

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

Honestly, i have spoke to loads of people and none are as stupid and ignorant as some of the members on this forum. Honestly, why you guys limit yourself because of some real character known as "God" and a storybook probably created by some guy i'll never know...

Just because we are absolutely certain we know the truth, people like ZooterCooter criticize us.

It seems to me he would be much better off trying to understand what we know. What we know is that Jesus, not only loves us, but we are His handsdown favorite church. So, talk all you want. Just remember Jesus doesn't like you as much as He likes us.

[Fireburp (Quarantined)]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!
No doubt your mood has been destroyed by something called "Gangnam Style". The filthy porn movie Obama used to seduce innocent young people into voting Him into raping America for four more years. After breaking two Bibles on my wive's head for failing to prevent this disaster from happening, it occurred to me we need a different approach here.

The problem, I realized, is that our youth no longer knows what God is about. Decades of relentless lies by fluffy bunny Christians ignoring 99% of the Holy Bible have completely corrupted God's image. Instead of the relentless killer of those who disobey or annoy Him True Christians™ know Him to be, many people nowadays believe Christ was a gentle gay vegetarian lover of everyone spending all his time handing out flowers and paying insanely high taxes to fund Obamacare. This false image has to be corrected!

1st Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7 command us to obey secular laws. With Obama refusing to implement Biblical law in America, this means our youth does not get to see America the way God intended it in His Holy Bible! What would America look like if Obama would have lost the elections and a True Christian™ would implement Biblical law in America!? Godly laws instead of all the liberal nonsense laws we have nowadays that are only useful to wipe your behind with. Laws that make Jesus puke each and every day. Laws that are not even close to God's Holy commandments. Laws that have made America weak and our enemies strong. Laws that have sent our jobs to those Chinese cheaters.

Which ADULTS we are allowed to KILL ??? - BIBLE STYLE !!!

• Gays (Leviticus 20:13)
• Sluts (Deuteronomy 22:20-21)
• Weather forecasters (Leviticus 20:27)
• Sex maniacs, a.k.a. democrats (Leviticus 20:10, Leviticus 21:9)
• People who refuse to listen to their Pastor (Deuteronomy 17:12)
• Everyone who isn't a True Christian™ (Exodus 22:19, 2 Chronicles 15:12-13, Zechariah 13:3, Deuteronomy 13:7-12, Deuteronomy 17:2-5)

No more annoying weather forecasters - BIBLE STYLE:


Which CHILDREN we are allowed to KILL ??? - BIBLE STYLE !!!

• Annoying children (2 Kings 2:23-24)
• Curious children (1 Samuel 6:19-20)
• Children who hit their parents (Exodus 21:15)
• Every child whose parents have sinned, ever (Isaiah 14:21)
• Children who curse at their parents (Proverbs 20:20, Leviticus 20:9)

No more annoying children - BIBLE STYLE:


HOW Can We Kill Them ??? - BIBLE STYLE !!!

• Stone them to death (Deuteronomy 22:20-21)
• Burn them to death (1 Kings 18:36-40)
• First stone them near death, then burn them to death (Joshua 7:19-26) - BIBLE STYLE COMBO !!!
• Rape them, then stab them with a knife (Isaiah 13:15-18)
• For the children, have them eaten by wild animals (Leviticus 26:21-22)
• Throw them from large buildings (Jeremiah 51:20-26)

Stoning people to death would become fact, not fiction - BIBLE STYLE:


Our Future - BIBLE STYLE !!!

I am certain once our youth realizes that Biblical law would legally allow them to go on a killing spree - BIBLE STYLE - and allow them to rape and kill anyone who annoys God, they will never vote for a traitor like Obama again. Instead of wasting time on science, they would spend time killing scientists (Leviticus 20:27). Instead of having gays getting married, gays would be getting stoned to death (Leviticus 20:13). America would become a safe and prosperous place for our children once more! Our enemies would fear us and then we would kill them. All of them! Leaving only True Christians™ to enjoy the planet God made for us and for no one else. I cannot wait for this paradise to become a reality!

Killing ALL our enemies - BIBLE STYLE:

Cranky old man you sir are cruel. The very idea doing this to people nether less children is sickening. I find it impossible for a God to do any of this. When I die for every child you even make bleed I will kill you. If there is such a thing as reincarnation I want to kill you in every life I have.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

Fireburp, did you notice all those Bible verses Cranky Old Man cited? He's just telling you what's in the Bible, my friend.

Tell me, do you believe the Bible is true, and should be followed?

[Arab_Infidel666]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

You should drown them in holy water